The cause was noon the next day.
Because he was rich, Xiao Lin stayed at home doing nothing, but his peaceful daily life was broken by a sudden and violent fire magic.
The magic rising in the city exploded in the sky, as brilliant and short-lived as fireworks.
Taking this as an opportunity, Huihui developed a comparative mentality.
"Hey, Xiao Lin, do you think my explosion magic looks better, or the fire magic just now?"
The little chuunibyou loli came over.
Anyone can see his competitive mentality.
Xiao Lin, who was lying between Liu Zi's legs, waved his hand and said, "Of course your magic is beautiful. As I said, I am willing to call you the strongest in terms of explosion magic."
"No! It's too perfunctory!"
Megumin curled her lips in displeasure, and then arbitrarily pulled him up from between her soft legs.
Xiao Lin was naturally very upset when he was suddenly interrupted.
"What are you doing, ouch~"
"Hurry up and accompany me to release the explosion magic. Since the other party has already provoked me, why not respond? I want the other party to know that my explosion magic is much more brilliant than the fire magic!"
What kind of magical brain circuit is this? You are too sensitive. Besides, the magic just now was obviously not a provocation!
Fire magic is a mid-level magic with low power and low risk. It is very suitable for use in celebrations and some special occasions. Therefore, the magic just now is definitely not provoking Megumin, he can guarantee this.
However, Megumin couldn't listen at all.
"Hurry up! Come with me and have a blast! Didn't you promise me!"
"Then you go find someone else, they can go with you too!"
Xiao Lin hugged Liu Zi's legs and didn't let go. He looked like an abandoned house, which made Hui Hui's teeth itch with anger.
"But they are all busy."
"Is something wrong?"
"Aqua went to do the commission, Darkness went to repair the armor, and Kazuma said he was going to do crafts in the room, and asked us not to disturb him... Forget it, since you don't want to, then I'll go find Kazuma. .”
"Wait, let's go!"
Xiaolin was ready in a second, so fast that Megumin felt uncomfortable.
"Why did you suddenly change your mind? If you don't want to, I can go find Kazuma."
"No, let him do the craft work."
Kobayashi held Megumin's shoulders and turned her thin body away from Sato Kazuma's room.
At the same time, I thought to myself:
Sato-kun, I will remember this kindness for you first, and you must pay it back later.
The two walked out of the mansion.
Kobayashi walked and said, "Megumin, from now on, when Sato-kun says he wants to do some craft work, don't bother him."
"Why?" Huihui was a little confused.
"Don't worry about it. Anyway, don't bother him. If you want to use explosion magic, just come to me."
"...If you didn't always say no."
If someone is willing to accompany her, Megumin is naturally happy, and she forgets about Sato Kazuma.
As soon as the two of them left the city, Megumin was about to cast explosive magic.
"Etc., etc!"
"What's wrong, Xiaolin?"
"What else? Why are you casting explosion magic here? You just left the city, right?"
"What a stupid question, Xiaolin."
Megumin flicked her cloak and said with high spirits: "The other party has already challenged me. How can I do it if I don't respond as soon as possible? So, there is no need to leave too far!"
"I think you are afraid of staying too far away. Explosion magic seems small, so you don't want to take a few more steps to put yourself at a disadvantage."
Xiao Lin exposed her lie sharply.
Megumin tilted her head nervously, her voice shrieking: "You, you, you... what are you talking about?"
"Then why don't you dare to look at me?"
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Uh...well...! "
Megumin struggled for a long time, and finally shouted excitedly: "Yes, it's what you said, what's wrong! My explosion magic is the strongest, but if you are far away, doesn't it mean that I can't compare to the opponent!"
"Where did you come to that conclusion?"
Xiao Lin couldn't help but complain.
But looking at the surrounding areas that had been bombed, he knew that he must not release explosion magic here again, otherwise he would definitely be reprimanded.
but……
"If that's the case, then do you want to release explosive magic there?" Guard A suddenly interjected.
"There is……?"
Following the direction of his finger, Xiao Lin saw a small, unnaturally protruding sharp corner.
How strange. Has such terrain existed before?
As if sensing his doubts, Guard B spread his hands and said, "This was caused by the great mage next to you. A few bursts of explosive magic dropped a corner of the plain by a few centimeters. It looked quite annoying, so I beg you. Let’s bomb that place too.”
Hey, did you say something outrageous just now? Lowering the horizon by a few centimeters would be more terrifying than rising sea levels, right?
"Then I won't be polite!"
Huihui didn't get used to it either.
After getting the other party's consent for the first time, she felt very happy and naturally she was at full speed.
——Explosion!
Huge magic exploded on the bulge. After the smoke dissipated, Xiao Lin saw the ground after the explosion, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.
Isn't this completely flat? The two adjacent deep pits were blown up into a larger pit. There was no change at all!
puff--
"Um...Xiao Lin, can you please carry me on your back?"
"Oh, oh...! It's coming, it's coming!"
Kobayashi carried Megumin on his back.
On the way back, the little Loli suddenly said something unconfidently.
"Sure enough, men all like big ones."
"What's big?"
"Chest."
"Well……"
Xiao Lin was silent for a moment and didn't know how to answer.
"What's the matter? Just say whatever you want. I won't be angry."
Megumin's slender left arm strangled Xiaolin's neck, and then she held a magic crystal in her right hand. Although her voice was soft and her expression was peaceful, Xiaolin knew that if he said the wrong thing, the next second he would be hit in the face with explosive magic.
Die, die, die! Why does this happen? what to do? Now how to do?
Xiao Lin's brain was running rapidly, sweating profusely, and he finally came to a conclusion.
——Exaggerate the advantages of small breasts!
That's right! Only in this way can she not get excited and hit her face with explosive magic!
"Small tablet..."
"What did you say?"
"What's wrong with a small tablet?!"
Uncharacteristically, Xiao Lin shouted enthusiastically: "What's wrong with a small tablet? Isn't it nice to have a flat tablet? Some people prefer pancakes to marshmallows for snacks, and they prefer cherries to watermelons for fruit! The same goes for quilts. If it is flat, it will be easier to dry! If the red envelope given during the Chinese New Year is also flat, people will expect that there will be a huge check inside! Therefore, AA is sometimes the most stimulating XP existence!"
"……abnormal."
Megumin quickly let go of her hand and moved her upper body back in disgust, as if she wanted to stay away from him.
ah! Too much force!
Xiao Lin suddenly broke out in cold sweat after reacting, and shouted quickly: "Wait, wait...it's a misunderstanding! Listen to my explanation! It's definitely not what you think!"
However, two right hands stretched out from behind and pressed on his shoulders, and at the same time, a pleasant voice spoke.
"Then let's change places and listen to your explanation."
Guard A and Guard B looked at him with smiles, but their smiles were very
Core good.
Xiao Lin's eyes widened in horror, and his voice trembled: "No... no ah ah ah!!!"
In this way, Xiao Lin was arrested and imprisoned for the first time in another world.
Charge -
Make inappropriate remarks in public.