"Cheers, everyone!"
"Cheers!" X4
Happy to move into a new home, everyone held a small banquet to celebrate.
As the food continued to be served on the table, everyone's mouths watered with greed, and they started to eat happily after saying hello.
While crazily stuffing food into her mouth, Megumin said: "Hey, Kazuma, don't always eat fried chicken nuggets, those are precious side dishes!"
"It doesn't matter how many pieces you eat, there are plenty of them anyway!" Sato Kazuma also crazily stuffed his food.
Darkness brought out more delicious food from the kitchen and said gently: "Don't worry, we have prepared a lot of things tonight, which will definitely be enough for everyone to eat and drink."
"Oh!!!" X5
Everyone cheered.
Aqua raised her wine glass high and shouted enthusiastically: "Everyone, can you drink as much as you like tonight? Come on, come on, let's drink the bubble wine!"
"No, you'd better drink less." X2
Sato Kazuma and Megumin said in unison.
"Hey——, why!"
Aqua was very aggrieved, as if the two people's words had made her no longer in the mood to celebrate.
However, Sato Kazuma and Megumin were not used to her.
"Because you are in trouble every time you get drunk!"
"You're right. Every time you drink, Aqua, the room becomes a mess."
The two of them condemned her loudly.
Even though she said this, she would never correct herself. If she just changed like that, she would no longer be Aqua.
"You actually said that to me... Then I have no choice but to drink!" Aqua felt aggrieved for a short time, then poured a large gulp of wine into her mouth.
You see, that's what she is.
Everyone in the team looked at her helplessly. Sato Kazuma hurriedly jumped up and tried to dissuade her, but Aqua had already downed a large glass of bubble wine.
Xiao Lin didn't stop it.
Today is a day worth remembering, and it's okay to let Aqua indulge herself for a while.
…and then something went wrong.
late at night
Xiao Lin, who was sleeping, felt that it was difficult to breathe, and a dull softness enveloped him.
Open your eyes and take a look.
The aqua blue pajamas took up most of the sight, and it turned out to be Aqua holding herself in her arms like a sloth.
Wait, how did she get in?
Xiao Lin was obviously taken aback.
But this feeling is really long gone, and I miss it a little bit.
But……
I'm almost out of breath!
Aqua always likes to hug something tightly when sleeping, and her arms become harder and harder as Kobayashi's warm breath blows out.
Let me make a point again.
Aqua's abilities are top-notch!
With Xiao Lin's current level and abilities, he simply couldn't break free from her arms.
But I am no longer the person I was before!
He forcibly freed his hands, and then moved back and forth in mid-air at a speed that could not be seen clearly, with a wicked smile on his lips.
watch out!
[God's Hand·Hundred Times Speed·Horse Kills Chickens]!
Let you ascend to heaven in one second!
His hands kept moving back and forth on Aqua's body, stimulating her body and trying to wake her up from her sleep. But Xiaolin didn't expect that after being drunk, Aqua's perception was reduced to the lowest level, and she had no intention of waking up. Even if he rubbed her buttocks, it was completely useless.
This feel...
It turned out that she was really wearing pants. Although she couldn't see them, she could still clearly feel them.
——It's made of cotton.
Phew, what was I thinking!
In this way, while scolding himself for his random thoughts, his consciousness continued to drift into the distance and he slowly closed his eyes.
——————
skyline
Eris looked helplessly at the unconscious Xiao Lin who was leaning back on the chair. She felt very headache.
That senior of mine really went too far.
Not only did she leave a lot of trouble behind, but she also always suffocated Xiaolin to death for no reason, and then forcibly resurrected her regardless of her feelings, causing her to write a lot of reports to hide the incident.
But she knew it was not Xiao Lin's fault.
He sighed helplessly and skillfully took out a blanket from under the throne to cover the other person.
This happened so often that she got used to it.
But this time, because of his great resentment, Eris's actions were a little careless, waking up Xiao Lin from his sleep.
"...Ah, Chris?"
He said this sentence in a daze.
"Eh~!"
Eris' movements froze.
Tsukuru glanced at Xiaolin who had not yet woken up with a guilty conscience, and quickly ran back to the throne during the interval when he was still awake.
After Xiao Lin woke up completely, Eris said gently: "Welcome to the heaven again. I am the new goddess in charge of time travel, and my name is Eris."
"Eh?"
Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment.
The familiar pure black space, the familiar throne, and the familiar yet slightly unfamiliar goddess.
When Eris figured out the situation, he said warmly: "First of all, I have to say sorry. Because of Aqua-senpai, you are already dead."
"……Yeah."
Xiao Lin was not surprised.
It was just a chest brake case, and he was gradually getting used to this kind of thing. It's just that he didn't expect that he would wake up in heaven. This was something that had never happened before.
Looking at the goddess sitting upright, the desire to tease her suddenly arose.
"You said your name was Eris?"
Xiao Lin pinched his chin and said hesitantly, pretending to be thinking: "Eris...could it be that he is a willful and arrogant person who never thinks too hard about things, likes to put on airs as a goddess, often does things carelessly, and doesn't care about the atmosphere at all? , likes to cry, and will go to sleep when tired of crying. She has been ranked as the number one goddess who dislikes having her as a boss for several years in the heaven. She always gets into trouble and does whatever she wants because of her seniority. She is a completely despised loser in the heaven. goddess……"
"Who is spreading rumors?"
Eris clenched her hands into fists and puffed out her mouth. She stared at Xiao Lin with moist eyes and looked at Xiao Lin aggrievedly. She was so angry that she was about to cry on the spot, as she had a very gentle temper.
Just imagine.
The person who said these words was obviously another shameless goddess who actually poured this dirty water on her. How could the kind goddess endure it?
"I obviously didn't do these things. After all...who is spreading rumors?"
"Aqua told me."
"Aqua-senpai?!"
Eris felt even more wronged. Those things just now were clearly about Aqua, but she didn't expect that she would blame these things on her instead.
In addition, Eris had been busy cleaning up Aqua's mess during this period. The combination of the two made her feel even worse, and she suddenly couldn't bear it.
She decided to tell Xiaolin the truth, and she was talking about Aqua!
However, Xiao Lin suddenly whispered something.
“—Eris’s breasts are padded.”
"……Eh?"
Elis was stunned and speechless.
Then he saw the man in front of him showing an unusually bright smile and said, "Looking at how angry you are, those words must be false. So... the fact that the goddess Eris's breasts are padded must also be false, right?" ?”
"Mr. Xiaolin...?!!!"
Eris couldn't help but scream.
(End of chapter)
