Chapter 009 Please dress like a human being during cutscenes

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While Kobayashi went to take down Wiz, Sato Kazuma was also taking down the other two members of the team.

"In other words, Xiaolin hopes that we can live together, right? It's a very good idea, I agree."

Darkness nodded in agreement.

The main reason why she became an adventurer was that she hoped to make friends, and living with her companions was something she had been looking forward to for a long time.

Huihui even raised her hands in agreement.

"It's good to live together! To be honest, I have no money now. Not only do I eat grass, I may have to live in a stable with horses in a while."

It's very sad to say.

How did a great mage who could explode magic get to this point? Other adventurers would definitely not understand the reason.

But Kazuma Sato knows that the reason is that she can only explode magic!

So in his eyes, Megumin was so destitute that she lived in a stable and so on, so she didn't deserve sympathy at all!

After taking care of the two of them, Sato Kazuma looked at the mentally retarded goddess again.

"Hey, Aqua, do you have anything to say? Although your opinion doesn't matter."

This is not to speak arrogantly, but to make her opinion clear.

Aqua is the kind of person who doesn't communicate with her and ask for advice. Even if the final result is good, she will suddenly regret it temporarily, so in order to avoid her making trouble later, it is better to ask first.

Aqua didn't respond.

She sat there quietly, lowering her head in thought and frowning slightly as if she was thinking about something profound. She exuded a quiet and soft aura, very much like a goddess.

Sato Kazuma was stunned.

There is nothing Aqua about this water goddess!

He thought that when the two met for the first time, he was deceived by her appearance as a goddess.

"Hey, Aqua..."

"I see!"

Aqua suddenly slapped the table and stood up, startling the three of them.

Then she said to Sato Kazuma with bright eyes: "The reason why I sleepwalk in the middle of the night is because Xiaolin's ring contains my divine power! The ring containing high-quality water-attribute divine power is the reason why I hold him in my arms in the middle of the night. !”

"You're still struggling with that matter."

Sato Kazuma rubbed his forehead in distress and said helplessly: "We are talking about the house now, can we talk about this later..."

"Wait a minute! I'm very interested in what Aqua is talking about!"

Megumin suddenly approached Aqua.

Darkness also came up with red cheeks and said in a hurried tone: "Yesterday, last night you and Xiao Lin hugged, hugged, hugged... hugged each other?! Why? What did you do after that? Did you That kind of relationship?! And you three live together, right? Please explain what happened last night!"

For some reason the two of them were also interested.

Aqua, who has a poor brain capacity, is very proud of the results of her reasoning, and she just wants to show off to others.

"Actually last night..."

"Actually, Aqua really sleepwalked last night! Right, a goddess, a goddess, a human?!"

Kazuma Sato held down Aqua's mouth, and at the same time warned her not to talk nonsense with fierce eyes.

"Uh huh huh..."

Aqua was speechless.

Now they are talking about the team living together, but there happened to be a breast murder last night.

In addition, Aqua always likes to blame others for her mistakes, which is likely to make Darkness and Megumin distrust him and Kobayashi-senpai, leading to the failure of the shared housing proposal.

How could he fail like this when the team leader gave him the first mission? ! !

He absolutely won't allow it!

However, Sato Kazuma didn't realize that not letting Aqua speak out would make it easier for people to misunderstand.

"Is it really sleepwalking?"

Huihui's eyes were full of doubts: "Did you two do some tricks last night?"

"It's true sleepwalking!"

Kazuma Sato is completely truthful because he is telling the truth.

Darkness gasped and clasped his hands: "I believe you! Sleepwalking at night, is this a daily activity of the team?! Very good, really good! I want to join too, no, please let me I'm joining!"

hiss--

"It hurts! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Kazuma Sato cried out in pain and wailed: "It's sleepwalking. I've said it's really sleepwalking. It's not what you think~!"

A few people were making a fuss in the corner, but at some point, the noisy guild suddenly became silent.

Kazuma Sato had such an experience.

When he was still in school, the students in the classroom talked quietly in small groups, and the whole classroom was like a low-decibel wet market with noisy voices.

But at that moment, the classroom suddenly fell silent, and the students shut their mouths together.

In this case, there is a high probability that the head teacher has arrived, or that someone eye-catching has appeared.

Click! Click! Click! Click!

The sound of the collision between iron and iron continued to be heard, and at the door at the end of the guild corridor, a strange-shaped iron can appeared.

An iron bucket with two holes, a rag-like scarf, a heavy armor on the upper body, a pair of leather pants on the lower body, and a pair of high boots full of nails.

Coupled with the long bow on the back, the long sword on the left hand, the dagger on the waist, and the hidden weapon on the crook of the leg...it looks weird.

"Everyone, it's been a long wait."

A muffled sound came from the iron barrel.

Sato and Shin looked at each other.

"Who? An acquaintance of yours?"

"I don't know, I don't know."

Everyone shook their heads to express that they did not recognize it.

"It's me!"

Iron Can took off his helmet, revealing a handsome face.

"Is it Xiaolin (senior)?!" X4

The person who came was none other than Xiao Lin.

Darkness was very excited: "Is this some kind of shameful play?! I want it too!"

"No, you misunderstood, it's not play."

Xiao Lin shook his head in denial.

Sato Kazuma asked: "Senior Kobayashi, why are you dressed like this?!"

"Actually, I have prepared these equipment a long time ago, but I have been a lone ranger before, and now I just have the opportunity to put them on."

Xiao Lin introduced it to everyone with great interest.

"Don't look at them like this, they are actually very powerful.

For example, a helmet can not only effectively prevent attacks such as cold arrows and hidden weapons, but it also has a magic circle engraved inside it that can resist mental attacks to a certain extent;

There are also scarves that can increase magic recovery, armor that can form a protective shield, and boots that can even walk freely on vertical walls.

And there’s more…”

The more he talked, the more excited he became, and his enthusiastic appearance was like that of an Internet-addicted teenager who couldn't stop showing off to others after acquiring super powerful equipment in the game.

Sato Kazuma could understand it, but this outfit was too weird.

"Senior Xiaolin, don't you think it's too conspicuous?"

"What are you afraid of? I don't care at all!"

Xiao Lin said quite proudly: "I am a loyal monster hunter player!"

Monster Hunter players never look at whether fashion is cool or not, they always focus on practicality and numerical values.

Strong is really strong, ugly is really ugly.

This has resulted in a phenomenon where the characters in the game are grotesque and do not look like individuals at all.

In addition, Xiao Lin is a ruthless person who can carry a smelly giant frog on the street, so he naturally doesn't care about other people's opinions.

He doesn't care, but there are people who do.

"Senior Xiaolin, it's easy for you to be regarded as the Demon King's army and be attacked by others!"

"How is that possible? I'm a human being."

"But your clothes look nothing like it!"

There are also frequent comments in games about "please dress like a human being during cutscenes".

Because face shaping, clothing, etc. are incompatible with the game environment, there will be funny scenes in the cutscenes that make people laugh or cry.

"Am I more like the Demon King's Army?"

"You can say that."

"But they are really great equipment."

"At the very least, they should wear matching outfits!"

After all, reality is not a game, and you may be misunderstood if you wear something weird.

"how so……"

Kobayashi was greatly shocked. Sato Kazuma didn't say anything, but gently patted Kobayashi's shoulder to express comfort.

It turns out that Kobayashi-senpai is also a problem child.