Sato Kazuma discovered that under normal circumstances, Kobayashi-senpai is still very talkative.
Like tonight's sumptuous dinner.
Logically speaking, they only killed a giant frog and a crazy wild boar today, and the mission bounty they received could not afford tonight's expensive meal.
But Senior Xiaolin still treated me generously.
Even though she was obviously drunk, the idiot goddess started to perform banquet talents in the Adventurer's Guild Hall. Senior Kobayashi did not stop her loudly, but smiled and watched her laugh and make jokes with everyone.
Sato Kazuma symbolically shouted: "Hey——, Aqua, please pay attention to your image, aren't you "that"! "
"Which one is "that"? "
Aqua was so drunk that she didn't even know who she was.
Xiao Lin waved his hand: "Forget it, today is the first meeting of the team, let her go."
Now that Kobayashi-senpai said so, Sato Kazuma stopped talking.
"Xiao Lin, I also want to drink bubble wine."
Megumin saw Aqua drinking so generously that she wanted to try it too.
"No, you can't drink."
Xiao Lin decisively refused.
Megumin was not happy anymore: "What do you mean, Aqua, Darkness and Kazuma can do it, why don't you let me drink it? Is it intentional to treat me differently?!"
A fierce punch.
If a reasonable explanation is not given, it is estimated that explosion magic will be used to find an explanation for the core in the next second.
To prevent her from going crazy, Sato Kazuma quickly said: "Don't be silly, little loli, you are still underage. Do you want us to be arrested by the guards?"
In Axel... or in other words, the laws in this area are extremely strict. Selling or tricking minors into drinking alcohol is strictly prohibited. Otherwise, they will be arrested or sentenced to prison terms.
By the way, in another world, the legal requirement is to reach adulthood at the age of 14, but Megumin is still a few months short of that.
"Little, little loli... you actually called me little loli."
Huihui couldn't stand it any longer.
It is true that she alone lowered the altitude of the team, but she had been deprived of nutrition since she was a child and could not make up for her own shortcomings.
If you want to catch up, you need to use external force, such as kneading, kneading, and kneading. Of course, these are all things for a later time.
After being taught a lesson, Megumin stopped.
After everyone in the team had eaten and drank enough, they went back to their homes.
Megumin was sent back by Darkness, while Kobayashi and the others returned to the hotel.
During this period, Sato Kazuma asked Kobayashi to work as a coolie on the grounds that he was too weak to carry the goddess.
At first glance, this guy just made an excuse because he found it troublesome, and if there was a chance, he would be punished by carrying a giant frog.
Sato Kazuma, who was walking in front, didn't see Kobayashi's malicious smile behind him, but he still felt an inexplicable cold air blowing from behind, and he couldn't help but shudder.
After that, the three of them returned to the hotel smoothly.
Throwing the drunken goddess onto the bed, the two of them made the floor.
The whole process was silky smooth, and Sato Kazuma didn't even react until he turned off the lights and went to sleep.
Suddenly, he sat up from the floor and shouted: "No! It shouldn't be like this!"
"What happened to the sudden surprise?"
Xiao Lin turned on the light again, and a faint light filled the whole room.
"Why didn't Senior Xiaolin sleep on the bed?"
"Because I'm afraid of being suffocated to death again."
It was embarrassing enough to be breast-slapped by an idiot goddess, but what was even more embarrassing was to be breast-slapped twice, so in order to avoid it happening again, he took the initiative to give up his bed to Aqua.
Sato Kazuma then said: "Then why don't we rent a room again? We can't keep it full today, can we?"
"Well... there is a reason."
Xiao Lin told him his plan.
"On the one hand, my savings are almost exhausted, and on the other hand, I want to save money to buy a house."
"Saving money to buy a house? Why?"
"You see, we are a team after all. It would be troublesome to live in hotels separately. If our team lives together, we can save a lot of money in hotels and at the same time shorten the distance between us. Building a deeper relationship kills two birds with one stone, doesn’t it?”
"That being said, it's true."
Eating and living together, sharing blessings and hardships, and a very adventurous atmosphere. Sato Kazuma also yearns for this kind of life.
"So I decided to keep 30% of the bounty for the team's mission starting tomorrow, and divide the rest equally. Of course, there will be no commission for the solo missions each accepts. What do you think of this arrangement, Sato-kun?"
"Well, I don't care."
Although he didn't object, he was still a little worried. "Although the idea is very good, five people will need to buy a big house to live together. It may not be possible in a short time."
What happened today made Sato Kazuma realize deeply that no one in the team except Kobayashi-senpai is a reliable teammate.
The bounty from the subjugation mission can't even pay for tonight's meal, and buying a house is out of reach.
All I can say is that the future is worrying.
"Don't worry, I already have countermeasures."
Xiaolin looked confident.
Sato Kazuma was surprised and quickly asked: "What is the solution, Kobayashi-senpai?!"
"Let me keep this a secret for now."
Kobayashi's pretending to be mysterious made Sato Kazuma anxious.
But he is still very considerate and does not ask for details. Knowing how to advance and retreat to create highlight moments for others is one of his strengths.
Turn off the lights again and fall asleep.
midnight.
Xiao Lin, who was sleeping soundly, felt his chest was tight and had difficulty breathing. When he opened his eyes, he saw a water-blue figure occupying the entire field of vision. It turned out that his head was once again held in the arms of the stupid goddess.
"Again?!"
His eyes widened, his anger level rising.
He died unexpectedly due to an accident last time. If he was involved in a chest murder case again this time, how could he have the dignity to call himself the leader of the team and not be laughed at by them?
You said you enjoy being held in the arms of a beautiful girl with a perfect temperament and figure?
How can it be!
The target is Aqua, whose intelligence is equal to that of the Monkey King. No matter how much he degenerates, he will never fall in love with an idiot, let alone attack her!
No, I have to teach her a lesson!
Thinking of this, Xiao Lin took advantage of the fact that he still had breath, wrapped his index finger around the back of her neck and used primary magic.
——Freeze!
The effect is to blow out a wisp of freezing cold wind. It is very practical but not very lethal. It can be regarded as a primary magic suitable for teasing people.
The cold air blew through, and Aqua shivered.
Just when Xiaolin thought she would let go of him, the stupid goddess seemed to feel cold in her sleep and muttered:
“It’s so cold~~~”
Then the hands holding Xiao Lin gradually tightened, and even the thighs were draped up, just like myself with the quilt between my legs at night.
Oops! The power is too small and ineffective!
Xiao Lin secretly thought something was wrong.
At this moment, his breath was being strangled, and if this continued, you could predict what would happen to him.
He immediately increased the power of his magic, but at the same time, the frozen Aqua also increased the strength of her embrace.
Xiao Lin's face suddenly turned red.
Unfortunately, he was not as strong as Aqua, so he couldn't break away from her embrace, and he was in a stalemate for a while.
Is it Aqua who can't bear the magic power first and wakes up from her sleep, or is Xiaolin's body depleted of oxygen and dies? Who can survive to the end?
Just when Xiaolin had a premonition that he was about to meet Eris, Aqua finally reacted.
"——It's so cold!!!"
Her sleepy, clear voice with a hint of crying echoed in the silent room. At the same time, her limbs were waving back and forth in mid-air and hit the table legs and chairs beside the bed. The sound of friction and collision woke Sato Kazuma from his sleep.
"What, what happened?"
Sato Kazuma shouted angrily and turned on the ceiling light in the room.
"Hey, stupid goddess, why are you so... crazy... huh???"
The bright lights illuminated the entire room and dispelled a lot of sleepiness, but Sato Kazuma thought he was not awake yet.
Because he saw Aqua in pajamas riding on the body of Kobayashi-senpai, and Kobayashi-senpai with red cheeks (suffocated) and disheveled breathing, his eyes suddenly widened in disbelief.
He murmured: "Aqua, haven't you been satisfied by joking with the adventurers in the guild? You actually secretly attacked Xiaolin-senpai in the middle of the night. Are you really the pure goddess of water?!"
"It's not what you think!"
Of course Aqua would not admit it.
But Xiao Lin under her looked like she was being forced by the goddess. No matter what she said, no one would believe it.
"Then how should we explain what happened yesterday?"
"I drank too much yesterday! Of course, I drank too much today! So that's it!"
"You seem quite proud?!"
The two quarreled again.
Xiao Lin opened his eyes with blurred vision, stretched out his hand to the two of them, wanted to say something but failed to say it, and then suddenly dropped his right hand.
"Senior Kobayashi!!!"
Sato Kazuma pressed Kobayashi's chest hard and shouted anxiously: "Kobayashi-senpai!! Kobayashi-senpai!!! Aqua, look at the good things you did!"
Xiao Lin's consciousness gradually blurred at this time, and the sounds in his ears gradually became distant.
Ahhhh, I have to meet Eris again.
Wait, why do you say again?
