“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
On the streets of Axel, Kobayashi and Aqua were entangled, looking at each other and yelling.
Xiaolin was angry, and Aqua was in pain.
Because Kobayashi was rubbing Aqua's cheek desperately.
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"Wow ah ah ah!!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Aqua burst into tears from the pain and asked for help from the boy in sportswear watching the show next to her.
"Help! Help me, Kazuma, help me quickly! Kazuma!!!"
The boy in sportswear was also confused.
"What's going on...?"
"Help, Kazuma-sama!!!"
"Yes, yes, I'm here to help you."
The dispute between the two had attracted passers-by. In order to no longer attract attention, Sato Kazuma quickly stepped forward to save Aqua from the ruthless iron.
Xiao Lin felt a little sorry.
The tender and smooth cheeks of the goddess can be broken by blowing like a peeled egg, and are as soft as fluffy bread balls, and feel quite good.
For a while, I was still a little reluctant to give up.
Sato Kazuma turned around and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Aqua, do you know him?"
"Who knows him?!"
Aqua used her divine power to heal her sore cheeks, and looked at Xiaolin with anger and resentment in her eyes.
Sato and Shinya nodded in agreement.
He and Aqua had been in the lower world for less than two hours, and they had not had any contact with other people during this period. They probably didn't know each other...
Thinking of this, Sato Kazuma said: "I'm sorry, my companion and I just came to this town. Did you admit the wrong person?"
"That's it! I don't even know you!"
Aqua huddled behind Sato Kazuma and protested loudly to Kobayashi, as if she was the one being bullied... although judging from what just happened, that was indeed the case.
"Hehehe... Really? It turns out you forgot about me... It's only been 3 months..."
Xiao Lin's smile broke a little.
Just imagine, the murderer who caused her misfortune is right in front of her, and she still looks like she can't even remember herself. It's strange that she's in a good mood.
But after venting his anger just now, Xiao Lin felt much better.
He looked at the brown-haired boy in green sportswear and extended his right hand to him.
"Introduce yourself, my name is Xiao Lin."
"Xiao Lin? Could it be that...?!"
"That's right, I'm a time traveler like you."
"Oh oh oh! My name is Sato Kazuma, please take care of me, senior!"
"Please take good care of me, junior."
The two met in a friendly manner with hands clasped.
But Kazuma Sato was still a little curious: "Senior, you should know that Aqua is a goddess, so why do you still bully her?"
"Yes, why..."
Immediately, he explained everything from when he met Aqua to getting the plug-in, to the accidental plug-in not being activated due to the goddess's carelessness, and to the miserable life he had experienced after arriving in the lower world.
"So so, so so."
"Well, it's definitely Aqua's fault."
Sato Kazuma looked at the goddess speechlessly.
Although their time together was short, he had already fully realized how annoying and unreliable Aqua was.
If he hadn't been stimulated by this idiot goddess, he wouldn't have chosen to take her to the lower world in a fit of anger.
Of course, I also sympathize with Xiaolin's experiences during this period.
Aqua was also very unhappy and yelled: "Why! Why do you blame me? It's not my fault at all! If he had reminded me, wouldn't this happen?"
Even now, she is still trying to shirk responsibility!
It's obvious that she didn't do her job well!
Xiao Lin's anger tank filled up instantly, he rubbed his dog's head angrily again, and loudly accused: "3 months... Do you know how I spent these three months? Do you know?!"
Dig trenches and plant crops!
Sleep in a stable and eat frog legs!
As long as it was a profitable job, he would do it no matter how hard or tiring it was. He managed to save 1 million Eris in 3 months. Only he knew how hard it was.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I was wrong, I know I was wrong!"
Aqua begged for mercy with tears in her eyes.
And suggested: "By the way, I will help you activate the plug-in, so you can forgive me! No, you should respect and please me instead!"
"What did you say?!"
"I'm sorry, I got carried away!"
Aqua is soft and crisp.
"This is your job, idiot."
Sato Kazuma on the side was extremely disgusted. The fool in front of him didn't look like a goddess at all, which completely shattered his delusion about the goddess.
——Half an hour later——
Aqua wiped her tears and cried, "Okay, the ring has been activated."
"Ah, thank you for your hard work."
As the black crystal on the ring lit up, Xiaolin knew that his plug-in was successfully activated.
The gloom in my heart was swept away, and my mood became cheerful.
Sato Kazuma asked doubtfully: "Is this good?"
"Of course! I'm a goddess. Isn't such a trivial matter easy? So Kazuma, hurry up and please me!"
Aqua turned up her little nose after showing off her hand, which was also her signature proud little move.
Sato Kazuma scoffed.
"It's so easy. The good-for-nothing goddess who doesn't even know where the Adventurer's Guild is is ridiculous."
"Ah! You actually called me a good-for-nothing goddess!"
"Isn't it? You can't even do your job well, how can there be a goddess like you? A goddess is not qualified, a goddess is not qualified!"
"...I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Having just arrived in the lower realm, Sato Kazuma, who has no stain yet, can easily control Aqua, but after a while, their situation will be completely opposite.
"By the way, Senior Xiaolin."
Sato Kazuma asked: "Senior, do you know where the guild is? We have just descended to the next world. Can you please take us there?"
"No problem, I'll take you there."
Xiao Lin was in a good mood, and since there was nothing wrong, he readily agreed.
Come to the guild.
It was still Miss Luna who received them.
As the most popular receptionist in the guild, she is widely praised for her outstanding appearance and gentle personality...but I don't know if her equally broad mind is a bonus.
Sato Kazuma, who had been quarreling with Aqua, suddenly shrank after seeing the mature beauty.
As a last resort, Xiao Lin had no choice but to step forward and explain his purpose.
"Please register them as adventurers."
"Okay, please come this way."
As expected, the two penniless people were extremely embarrassed and looked at Xiao Lin pitifully.
Quickly taking out 2000 Eris, they successfully became adventurers.
As a goddess, Aqua naturally chose the high-level profession [High Priest], while Sato Kazuma had to choose the same [Adventurer (Beginner)] profession as Krillin because his attribute values were too low, and was beaten up by Aqua. laugh at.
Come out of the Adventurer's Guild.
Xiao Lin said to them: "Okay, let's go buy equipment."
Hearing this, Sato Kazuma was slightly surprised: "But we have no money..."
"It doesn't matter. I'll pay for it. Just treat it as a gift to the younger generation." Xiao Lin was very generous.
Although Sato Kazuma is a bastard, a scumbag, vile, and shameless, he is still a good boy.
The flashes of inspiration from time to time often bring surprises to people. Coupled with his character of repaying kindness, he is a junior who is very worthy of investment.
"Thank you, Senior Xiaolin!"
Sato Kazuma was moved and wiped the corners of his eyes, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this senior whom he had only met once was a good person!
Without his help, they would have dug trenches and planted crops like their predecessors. If they were more unlucky, they might have to work as bricklayers at the city gate.
After twisting and turning in the town, the three of them came to the door of a blacksmith shop.
Kick away.
"Bill, it's business!"
"Oh, welcome!"
The person who received them was a strong, one-eyed man, about 40 years old, with bulging muscles and a fierce appearance that gave people a strong sense of oppression.
He looks like "I have a mysterious past", but in fact he is just an unscrupulous businessman.
There are actually some interesting things that happened between Bill and Xiaolin, but unfortunately the space is limited. If I have the chance, I will tell them in detail.
Pointing at Sato Kazuma, he said: "Choose suitable equipment for him."
"No problem, leave it to me!"
Bill quickly selected suitable equipment for Sato Kazuma.
Short swords, long bows, and leather armor are all available.
Although he is still a level 1 rookie, his equipment is already equivalent to that of other experienced adventurers, and future adventures will be easier.
Seeing that Sato Kazuma had equipment, Aqua was extremely greedy. Even though she didn't need equipment as a goddess, she still didn't want to be ignored.
"Na na na, where is mine? Where is my equipment?"
"Huh? Do you still need equipment?"
"Well……"
Aqua looked at Xiao Lin aggrievedly, raising her head with tears in her eyes.
That look seems to say, if you don't buy it for me, I will cry for you.
"No, I want equipment! I want equipment!"
Aqua hugged Xiaolin's calf tightly, rolling back and forth on the ground, kicking her legs randomly in the air.
A kid? Hey!
Let go, it's so embarrassing!
Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua speechlessly.
Wherever she looks like a goddess, she is clearly like a naughty child lying on the ground rolling around when she sees others have candy.
Bill had never seen such a person before, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
It wouldn't be good to just let her go on messing around.
There was no other way, so Xiao Lin had to buy her a staff worth 5,000 Eris as a token gift.
There is no attribute bonus, but when the magic is released, the flowers on the front of the staff will bloom, and the staff will become more beautiful, that's all.
But even so, Aqua was extremely happy. She was already silly, but now she smiled even more silly.
She is the goddess who is so easy to deal with.
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It was getting late when we came out of the blacksmith shop.
Looking up and seeing the moon hanging high in the sky, Sato Kazuma was a little distressed: "It's already dark, trouble."
Darkness meant that it was impossible to complete the task, and the chain reaction was that today's dinner and accommodation became a problem.
Unlike the idiot goddess, he has many things to consider.
Xiao Lin smiled: "It's okay. I'll treat you tonight, and you can also sleep at my place for the night."
"Really? Thank you, senior!"
Sato Kazuma didn't know what to say to the kind-hearted man in front of him.
He pushed Aqua and said, "To express her gratitude, she gave it to you."
Xiao Lin said angrily: "Hey, are you repaying kindness with vengeance?"
"what? What?"
Aqua, who was pushed and staggered, still didn't know what happened. She lay in Xiaolin's arms and raised her head, looking innocently at the man hugging her.
"nothing."
When Xiao Lin let go, he flicked her forehead, causing her to let out a cry of pain.
"Why are you flicking my forehead?"
"I like it. Let's go get dinner."
"Oh!" X2
The two shouted loudly.
For adventurers, the best place to have dinner is at the Adventurer's Guild.
Cheap, plentiful, and lively
Many adventurers who enjoyed the cheerful atmosphere gathered here, singing and dancing in a lively atmosphere.
Kobayashi is no exception.
Unlike usual, he did not order the cheapest fried frog legs, but chose expensive beef, exquisite bread, seafood soup and other foods, which was a welcome refreshment for the newcomers Sato Kazuma and Aqua.
While the two devoured the food, they thanked Xiao Lin again.
After eating and drinking, the three of them staggered out.
Kobayashi supported Aqua who drank too much.
Sato Kazuma was still relatively sober, but Aqua had no idea what restraint meant and drank several glasses of bubble wine in succession.
Doesn’t it mean that any liquid it touches will turn into pure water?
I really don’t understand how a water goddess can get drunk, it’s so puzzling.
"Really, this stupid goddess..."
Sato Kazuma looked at Aqua with disgust. He regretted taking the goddess down to the lower world now. If he had known better, he would not have been provoked and would have chosen a powerful plug-in.
"Senior Xiaolin, why not let her..."
"If you dare to speak out, I'll beat you up!"
"sorry."
Sato and True Lightspeed admit their mistake.
Just now, he actually thought about blaming the trouble on someone else, and it was Senior Xiaolin who he was extremely grateful for. How could this be done?
He was extremely ashamed.
In order to ease the embarrassment, Sato Kazuma changed the subject: "Senior Kobayashi, will staying at your place cause any trouble for you?"
"No trouble, for I live in the stables."
"Aha?"
“You heard me right, I do live in the stables.
This feeling is like wearing a famous brand, driving a luxury car and eating delicious food, but living in a dilapidated bridge, which is full of disparity.
Sato Kazuma was very surprised: "Why?"
"Because I spent all my money to buy the magic crystal, 100W Eris." Xiao Lin replied.
"That's it, I understand."
Kazuma Sato expressed sympathy.
If Aqua hadn't messed up and not activated the cheat, Kobayashi-senpai would have become a famous adventurer and reached the pinnacle of his life.
But now I can only live in the stable...
Regarding Aqua's unreliability, he once again felt worried about the future.
At this time, the drunken Aqua suddenly shouted: "Live in a stable? I don't want to live in a stable! I am a goddess, a goddess! How can I live in a stable?!"
"Hey! Stupid goddess! Stop being picky at this time!"
Sato Kazuma taught Aqua a lesson, and then secretly observed Xiaolin's face, fearing that he would throw the two of them on the road in a moment of anger.
After hearing this, Xiao Lin was thinking seriously.
The purpose of his frugality was to buy magic crystals. Now that the plug-in was successfully activated, why should he still live frugally?
Money, spend it when you need to!
Xiao Lin immediately waved his hand: "Okay, let's stay in the hotel tonight!"
"Yeah! Stay in a hotel! Stay in a hotel!"
Aqua shouted drunkenly.
Sato Kazuma was a little confused: "Senior Xiaolin, it doesn't cost anything, and it's good to live in a stable..."
He also hated living in stables, but he couldn't do it if he asked shamelessly, and he wasn't some idiot goddess.
Xiao Lin patted him on the shoulder, flashed the ring and said not to worry: "It's okay, there's no need to save anymore."
"That's right. Thank you very much, senior."
Sato Kazuma nodded, accepted the kindness from his seniors, and determined to repay the favor if he had the opportunity.
However----
"Guest, I'm really sorry. Our hotel is full and we only have one room available at the moment."
"Only one room left?"
"Yes. But don't worry, since it is a superior single room, three people can still stay. It's just that... two guests need to sleep on the floor."
The clerk introduced the condition of the room to the three of them.
"What should I do, Sato-kun?" Xiaolin asked.
Sato Kazuma said helplessly: "It's troublesome to carry around burdens. If you have no choice, just live here."
"Now that you say so."
After obtaining consent, Xiao Lin said to the clerk: "I'll live here, and please help me prepare a thicker quilt, please."
"Yes, I understand."
The clerk prepared the procedures quickly.
The clerk led us to the guest room. The room was large, but there was only one bed. Xiaolin naturally occupied the only bed. As for Aqua... I could only say that she didn't deserve to sleep on the bed.
After a hard day's work, I can finally rest.
"Good night, junior."
"Good night, senior."
Turn off the lights and go to bed, have a good night's sleep.
...is impossible.
Xiao Lin was extremely excited now.
The plug-in he had been waiting for was finally available, and his mind had begun to imagine what kind of vast scenery he would see when traveling through the world, what kind of top experts he would meet, what kind of powerful skills he would learn, etc.
Random fantasies appeared in his mind one after another, making him so excited that he couldn't sleep.
It wasn't until he tossed and turned on the bed for a long time that he fell asleep.
But even so, he was still fighting powerful enemies in his sleep, and the battle situation was extremely anxious.
The terrifying god who cannot be looked at directly spreads his tentacles all over the sky and binds himself tightly like an octopus.
I can't breathe, I'm out of breath!
...wait, out of breath?
When he opened his eyes from his sleep, he found that it was Aqua holding her head tightly in her arms like a sloth.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
He tried his best to slap Aqua on the arms and back, but after being beaten, she hugged Xiaolin's head even harder.
Apart from her IQ and luck, Aqua's other attributes are all top-notch. With Xiaolin's current level, there is no way he can escape!
What a pain! Almost suffocating!
It should have been a great thing to be held in the arms of a beautiful girl with a great figure, but Xiao Lin felt that it was difficult to breathe, and even his consciousness gradually drifted into the distance.
When he opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning. Sato Kazuma and Aqua were standing beside the bed, looking at him with embarrassed and confused expressions.
Xiao Lin seemed to realize something, but he wisely did not ask.
after all……
It's so embarrassing to be killed by breasts or something like that!
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PS: What, Mei Zhai? Vulgar, chase it!
