Lu Xun: You are an idiot.
Yuan Shen:?
Lu Xun: When your wife says that she is not ready for a second child, whether you are happy or sad, you should keep your mood calm and say, OK, I completely respect your choice.
Yuan Shen:......
Lu Xun: However, your biggest problem is not this.
Yuan Shen:?
Lu Xun: Look what you said? Buying condoms is something men should do. You make people want to tell you something and ask you to buy condoms. Is she shameless?
Yuan Shen: ...so complicated?
Lu Xun: Yeah. If you still want your wife to run away, you can continue to hold it.
Yuan Shen was frightened and humbly asked for advice: You continue, I will learn.
Lu Xun: Be good.
Lu Xun: Touch your head emoticon package.
Yuan Shen:......
Lu Xun: Even if she means that, you can't expose her. Girls, if you are thin-skinned, you should say, OK, wife, I will protect you. Then I went to buy condoms silently. So you can get into bed tonight.
Yuan Shen:......
Uh, learned.
So how do you distinguish between "yes" and "no" your wife says?
At this time, Lu Xun responded directly by voice, first saying in a whisper: "Husband, you are annoying. That's not what I meant.
Listen, most of the time, a woman is embarrassed in this situation. At this time, don't expose her. Anyway, if you do your thing, you will have meat to eat. "
Yuan Shen:...! ! !
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xun used a slightly higher voice and pinched his throat and said: "Lu Xun, you bastard, get out of here! This kind of tone... usually means that the wife is angry, and we should stop it.
I have now mastered a skill over a long period of intimacy! That's how to distinguish your wife's emotions and wishes from the four tones in Chinese Pinyin.
You need to practice more on this. Of course, you can’t envy such divine partners as Ayu and I, who are in perfect physical and mental harmony. "
Yuan Shen: Get out!
Isn’t it interesting to finally show off your affection?
Lu Xun hung up the phone and saw Ayu who had returned from chatting with Lu Wei.
She leaned against the doorframe and looked at him with a half-smile.
The corners of Lu Xun's mouth suddenly stiffened, and his expression cracked: "Old...wife, when did you come?"
Lin Qingyu raised his eyebrows: "Don't mention it, it's a pretty good imitation."
Lu Xun's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly tried to please his wife by squeezing her shoulders.
Lin Qingyu looked at him calmly: "No. Then listen to this sentence and this tone... Do I want it, or don't I?"
Lu Xun:......
He continued to squeeze his shoulders and laugh cheekily.
"Honey, am I not teaching the sixth child something...he is stupid..."
Lin Qingyu had no memory of her marriage. She always felt that Uncle Lu Yan was strict, self-disciplined, strict with himself and others, and a very moral and serious person. But now why did he feel that it was different from what he imagined?
But if it was too serious, she would really be scared to death.
Now that I'm like this, I don't think it's too bad.
Lu Xun felt guilty after being stared at by Lin Qingyu, and explained in a low voice: "Between husband and wife, sincerity is the last resort. But occasionally, there is no harm in using a few tricks."
Soon, Lin Qingyu was coaxed.
After Yuan Shen put Jiang Xiaoman to sleep, he went to find Jiang Li.
When he first walked in, Jiang Li ignored him and looked at his plan angrily.
Yuan Shen walked over.
Jiang Li didn't even look at him: "If nothing happens, I'm going to sleep."
"I'll sleep with you." As he said that, Yuan Shen picked Jiang Li up from the chair, sat on the chair, and held Jiang Li on his lap.
Just as Jiang Li was about to get angry, Yuan Shen looked at her seriously: "Do you know what the biggest flaw in your plan is?"
Jiang Li was stunned, forgetting to be angry, and quickly asked seriously: "What is it?"
