When Jiang Li heard this, his body felt as if he had been electrocuted.
She widened her eyes and looked at Yuan Shen in disbelief: "What...what's down there?"
Yuan Shen grabbed Jiang Li's wrist tightly, as if he was afraid that she would escape, and then said with a solemn expression: "You have to take responsibility for the damage you kicked. If it never gets better, you will have to take responsibility for the rest of my life."
Jiang Li looked confused. Recalling Yuan Shen's painful voice just now, her little face couldn't help but wrinkled and she covered her mouth with her little hands.
"No, you really kicked me?"
Yuan Shen's eyes were slightly startled.
He was originally angry with Jiang Li for teasing him about wearing Superman underwear, and wanted to scare her and tease her, but now seeing her serious expression, he suddenly remembered the tricks Lu Xun taught him, and suddenly he looked a little pitiful and his voice became louder. A few points lower.
"Well, it hurt a lot from your kick just now. I don't know if it can still be used."
"What should we do?" Jiang Li quickly pulled him up, "I'll take you to the hospital."
"That won't work." Yuan Shen refused flatly, "If people find out that Jiangcheng Sixth Master, that won't work, will I still be a human being in the future?"
Jiang Li bit her lip, her face tangled, and felt that what Yuan Shen said seemed to make sense.
Looking at Jiang Li's complicated expression, Yuan Shen thought it was too cute and couldn't bear to tease her anymore. Just when he was about to explain, he heard Jiang Li say.
"How about... let me try it for you?"
Yuan Shen's expression was hard: "How do you want to try?"
As he said that, Jiang Li closed his eyes and reached down randomly with his little finger.
"I...I'll try it for you to see if it can get up..."
Jiang Li's little face was hot as she had never said such shy words.
Yuan Shen's throat was so dry that he saw a small hand groping for the air randomly, but it couldn't land there for a long time. He was so anxious that he finally grabbed her hand and covered it with Superman.
"ah--"
Jiang Li took back her hand in surprise: "Why is it so hot? Is it going to burn out?"
Yuan Shen:......
After a long while, he responded strangely, "Yeah."
Jiang Li closed her eyes tightly, pursed her lips tightly, and said with a guilty conscience: "I...I didn't kick very hard either."
"Well, it's just like kicking a stinky gangster to death."
Jiang Li:......
Yuan Shen took his little hand and placed it on Superman.
Jiang Li touched it and asked, "Do you feel it?"
"No." Yuan Shen tensed up and his voice was hoarse.
Jiang Li tentatively stood across Xiao Nenei and scratched her little finger: "What about this?"
"Scratch it?"
Jiang Li:......
"Pay attention." Yuan Shen reminded in a hoarse voice, "You have been able to do it before."
Thinking of the previous trip, Jiang Li's cheeks were hot and she couldn't help but become more serious.
Suddenly, Yuan Shen's body seemed to be suddenly electrified. His eyes widened in an instant, he wrapped his bathrobe tightly and ran away.
It wasn't until the door slammed shut that Jiang Li opened his eyes with questions on his forehead and looked at his fingers again?
What did I do?
Really broken?
no response?
Jiang Li sat back at the desk and found that she couldn't concentrate on the plan in her notebook. Yuan Shen's words were all in her mind.
"Jiang Li, this is so bad."
…
Yuan Shengang reacted too much and left quickly for fear of scaring Jiang Li.
Because he remembered that Jiang Li seemed to be very conservative about that matter.
After taking a few deep breaths to calm down, he went back to find Jiang Xiaoman with a dark face.
As a result, Xiaoman jumped with joy after seeing the cool Superman Band-Aid on Yuan Shen's forehead.
"Lao Yuan, you are really the most handsome boy in the whole village!"
With that said, Jiang Xiaoman pulled off his bathrobe: "Let me take another photo as a souvenir. Your look is really amazing! With Superman Band-Aid and Superman underwear, you look like Superman."
Before he finished speaking, with a click, Jiang Xiaoman took the photo and sent it to brother An An.
Yuan Shen wanted to say something else, but Jiang Xiaoman yawned and handed the phone to him.
"Lao Yuan, I can't do it, I'm sleepy."
Jiang Xiaoman is someone who can't stop going to bed when his biological clock comes.
No matter how excited you are one second, it will be like frost beating an eggplant the next second.
Seeing his son yawning and crying, Yuan Shen couldn't bear to say anything to him, so he just covered him with a quilt, turned off the lights, and closed the door.
As soon as I walked to the small courtyard, there was a ding in the WeChat group "So poor that only money is left."
Yuan Shen subconsciously opened the WeChat group.
Lu Xun: First-hand picture source, freshly released.
Duan Xiaobai:?
Yuan Shen's heart skipped a beat, and he had a vague premonition.
Lu Xun: For internal use only, external distribution is prohibited.
Duan Xiaobai:?
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xun posted a photo of Yuan Shen wearing Superman Band-Aid and Superman underwear.
Duan Xiaobai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
