Chapter 17 Massage

The season is just right in Hangzhou, and the afternoon sunshine is comfortable

It would be better if there wasn't that person.

Two people sit on the same sofa, how can they see how the other person responds?

The intersection between the two usually occurs in the evening.

One has a routine in the underworld, and the other advocates going to bed early and getting up early to maintain good health.

The most common exchange between the two was about who would pick up the trash today.

When Xie Yiyu got up, he saw that the beer bottles on the ground were almost as big as their heads.

He ordered not to make any noise during the night.

I thought he couldn't fix anything, but who knew he was still the same.

The black blind man yawned and told him that he had already gone back to his room to sleep.

Xie Yiyu pushed him down on the sofa

"Old blind man, did I ever tell you to throw the garbage in the trash can?"

"Hey, I'm a blind man, and I'm already disabled. Can't you just let me go?"

"Give your dad a leg"

Xie Yiyu felt shameless at his rogue appearance

"I'm here to be a nanny?"

The black blind man was slouched, slumped on the sofa

"What, do you need me to pay your salary?"

"If you don't, then let's have another fight."

The black blind man chuckled

"My old bones can't stand your torture. Blind massage, please understand?"

Xie Yiyu raised his eyebrows and looked at him calmly.

a moment later

Xie Yiyu was lying shirtless on the massage table in his room, and the blind man was applying essential oil to his palms.

"This is a VIP project for me, essential oil massage, I'm giving you a free ride for nothing."

"Nonsense, I've been grinding for a long time."

"It's coming soon, why are you so anxious?"

The big warm hands roamed on the back. There was something about this old boy's technique.

Xie Yiyu couldn't help but snorted, and the black blind man smiled and said

"It's just a massage. Don't make such noises to make people think too much."

Xie Yiyu said without raising his head.

"If you say such strange things again, I will get out of bed and beat your hands into foldable clothes hangers."

"Young people, it's better to restrain your temper. Being too irritable can easily lead to internal anger and hemorrhoids."

"Fuck you."

The blind man hummed a tune, and his hands touched his skin under the coating of essential oil.

He was a little surprised that a man's skin could be as smooth and delicate as a woman's.

He actually liked the feel of it.

"How is it? Is it comfortable?"

"I'll give you a little tip if I'm ready for my service."

The black blind man chuckled, pressed the bones in his waist, and pressed down hard with both hands.

There was a crisp click, the bones were straightened, and the person was about to be sent away.

This is not over yet, for the next hour, the black blind man will be "setting his bones"

As the name suggests, increase the quantity without increasing the price.

Xie Yiyu almost died on the bed.

So, he climbed out of bed, and the two fought together again.

"I told you to set your fucking bones, and I'll tear them out of your bones!"

"Be gentle, don't rip my clothes off."

The originally tidy room was in terrible shape after suffering this battle.

The black blind man fumbled with the pillow beside the bed and threw it hard at Xie Yiyu

"Hurry and clean up, or I'll sleep in your room tonight."

Xie Yiyu stretched out his arms to block the soft pillow, then turned over and straddled him, grabbing his hair.

"Fuck! Grab my hair again."

"Brother, I'll give you a free haircut, no charge~"

"Fuck you!"

The black blind man saw the right moment and grabbed the hair on the back of his head, pushing it downwards and upwards.

Xie Yiyu's head hit the floor, causing him to groan in pain.

"Pull my hair to see if I don't-"

"I'm looking up, above the moon~~"

One of the hottest pop songs at the moment sounded, it was Xie Yiyu’s phone ringtone.

Those old ladies who highly recommended them were really enthusiastic, so he just let them go.