On the commercial road leading from Ganzhou to Shazhou, a carriage was driving slowly.
There were six or seven Taoists beside him, and in the car sat the crazy Taoist Cui Zhen, and a little girl in her late teens.
This little girl is Cui Qimu, the daughter of the governor of Qinzhou. She has been chasing the King of Shu in the northwest for three months with this cheap and cheap grandfather.
But they chased the King of Shu and finally reached a place. Then they heard that the King of Shu had gone to the next place and could not catch up. They couldn't catch up at all.
Damn grandpa, he sent women thousands of miles away, but no one accepted them!
In the past three months, she has been thinking about dying. Her fair skin has now turned into a bronze color, and her two jade arms have drawn a line between the areas where they are clothed and where they are not.
She vaguely remembered that the last time he took a bath seemed to be a month ago. Now his clothes were smelly, his hair had not been taken care of, and he looked like a little beggar.
"Grandpa, granddaughter, please, let's go home. When the King of Shu returns to Chang'an City, you can send your granddaughter there!"
"Why send each other thousands of miles away?"
Cui Qimu has almost adapted to it now. He just talks and doesn't shed any tears.
The old Taoist Cui Xun opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Idiot!"
Cui Qimu: "..."
Who is the fool?
Yes, yes, you are crazy!
"Silly boy, you send goose feathers from thousands of miles away, do you understand?"
"Now our little Taoist Celestial Master only has one woman, and she is far away in Chang'an. Now as long as you sleep in his bed, hehehe, you will be his second woman."
"Grandpa is doing it for you, you stupid boy, you are so stupid!"
Cui Qimu: "..."
"Master, it's lunch time, do you want to cook?"
The old Taoist's stomach was already growling and he shouted: "Okay, let's cook."
Cui Qimu sighed, opened the car curtain, got out of the car, and began to cook for the group. He put millet and some beef jerky in and started cooking.
These days, the young lady who used to have clothes to wear and food to eat has fallen to this level.
Not only did I learn to cook, but I also learned to sew and wash clothes.
What a sin!
Half an hour later, seven or eight Taoists gathered around the fire and began to salivate looking at the boiling porridge in the iron pot. The beef jerky was tumbling in the millet porridge, giving off bursts of fragrance.
Cui Qimu sprinkled some salt to make the millet porridge taste even more delicious, and she began to serve the rice for everyone.
At the end, she filled a small bowl for herself and began to eat it with relish.
"Master, there are cavalry..."
At this moment, countless cavalry appeared on the road behind, rushing towards them, covering a large area of darkness, and the earth trembled.
Cui Qimu put down his job, looked at the cavalry in black armor, and sighed. This army was in chaos, and he didn't know how long he could survive.
The cavalry passed by them, followed by the endless infantry. The dust was flying for a while, and it was impossible to eat.
But the team passing by smelled the aroma of rice and couldn't help but watch the Taoists and Cui Qimu swallow their saliva. They had not had a bite of hot rice in four days.
Fang Yiai, who was riding on his horse with his eyes closed and concentrating, suddenly smelled the aroma of rice. He immediately opened his eyes and asked, "Hey, do you smell anything?"
"Master, I smell it, it smells like rice."
"Master, in front, there is a carriage on the roadside, and some Taoists are cooking."
"Hey, there is also a little lady!"
Fang Yiai blocked the sunlight and looked forward. Sure enough, as the guard said, there was such a beautiful little lady in this place where no one could poop.
If you buy this carriage and then buy this little lady, hahaha...
Wouldn’t it be wonderful to get on a carriage and go to the Western Regions, accompanied by beautiful women?
"Let's go over with this young master and commandeer their carriage, as well as that little lady."
This moment was Fang Yiai's happiest moment since he defeated Chang'an City.
When they came to the carriage, Fang Yiai endured the severe pain, climbed down from the horse, smelled the aroma of rice and walked towards Cui Qimu.
When several Taoists saw the soldiers approaching, they immediately became vigilant and stood up to block Fang Yiai.
"Boy, what do you want to do?"
"Get away!"
"Fuck..."
Swish, brush, brush...
The six Taoists immediately drew their swords and pointed at Fang Yiai fiercely.
Fang Yiai was startled and hurriedly hid behind the guards, and the two sides immediately became tense.
"I have money, so I can buy the food you cook."
The old Taoist also stood up slowly. He squinted his eyes slightly. Where did the little bastard pop up and dare to shout at him? He didn't want to live anymore?
"Also, I tell you, put away your weapons quickly, sell the carriage and the little lady to me, and I will give you the money."
Cui Qimu was so frightened that his face turned pale and he immediately hid behind his grandfather.
The crazy old Taoist Cui Chen stood up and walked towards Fang Yiai.
"Young man, what did you just say? Come on, come on, tell me again..."
"I said..."
Snapped!
A loud slap sounded, and Fang Yiai was slapped away by the old Taoist.
"You little bitch, how dare you say anything to me? I am a cultivator of immortality."
The guards were confused for a moment, mainly because the old Taoist struck too quickly, and they didn't react for a while.
"Old Taoist, you are looking for death!"
Snapped!
Another guard flew out following Fang Yiai.
Guard captain: "..."
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"Old Taoist, you have caused a big trouble. Do you dare to hit my young master?"
"Do you know who my master is?"
"I'll scare you to death if I say it!"
The old Taoist laughed like crazy and said, "Come on, scare me, scare me!"
"I'm a lunatic. If you dare to scare me or frighten me, you will die...including your bullshit young master."
"you……"
"My master should shoot at Zuo Pu."
"Zuopushe? Is Zuopushe that bastard?"
Cui Qimu was startled. He didn't expect that the person his grandfather had just beaten up was the son of Fang Xuanling's family. This would cause a big disaster.
Grandpa is really a madman! You don't even know who the shooter is?
"Grandpa, Zuo Pushe is Fang Xuanling!"
"Oh? It turns out it's a small house. It's okay. I didn't beat him to death. It's just an old man who is not good at learning."
Everyone: "..."
Fang Yiai's mouth was bleeding, and she got up in confusion. After a moment, she went crazy.
"Death, let me kill them directly!"
"The old Taoist Cui family lived in Cui Chen, and now he is the disciple of the Taoist master Zipao. You are messing with me!"
"Also, I forgot to tell you, kid. This is my granddaughter. She is the woman of His Highness the King of Shu. You kid can't find the gate to the underworld. Do you need me to send you away?"
Fang Yiai was stunned immediately!
This sloppy crazy Taoist, didn’t expect his background to be so scary?
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