Snapped!
Li Jing glared at him and slapped Li Desai on the head, almost knocking him unconscious.
"Father, father..."
"Uncle..."
Li Jing wanted to beat his eldest son to death. He didn't learn the good things, but he learned a lot of bad things. After only a few days with the King of Shu, he learned how to deceive people?
Li Desai looked at his father's murderous eyes, quickly put on his hat, and said with a forced smile: "Father, I was joking with my cousin..."
"Follow me to the ancestral hall. People from the Ministry of Rites have been looking for you for a long time. You bastard, you are here to trick people?"
The corner of Li Desai's mouth twitched, but he forgot about it and hurriedly followed Li Jing and left angrily.
Brothers Li Jia and Li Qi really didn't expect that their eldest brother would actually cheat them out of money?
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"Yes, it's better for us in Longxi. Brother, Chang'an City is not suitable for us. We will only be cheated here..."
Li Ke came to the door of Li Shuwan's boudoir. The door was closed again. People from the Ministry of Etiquette were still urging Li Ke to take the bride out quickly, and then go to the ancestral hall to worship and perform the final ceremony.
It would be unlucky to miss this moment.
In the attic, a group of girls smiled and shouted: "Your Highness, the bride is putting on makeup, you have to wait patiently."
"I heard that His Highness is very talented, and his poems and articles are among the best in the world. Today, you have to show your true ability and let me see it."
"Your Highness, if you want to marry my sister, you have to show your true skills and compose a poem to encourage her to marry you."
Li Ke looked at the beautiful ladies in the attic and said with a smile: "If I make a poem, you will also make a poem praising me later. This is only fair."
"What His Highness said is absolutely true. Your Highness will come first..."
Li Shuwan's face was red, hiding behind the women, secretly looking at Li Ke from the attic downstairs, who was wearing a crimson robe. He looked so handsome today.
And she also wanted to hear how Li Ke would praise her appearance.
The makeup-inducing poems began in the Northern Dynasties and became popular among the upper classes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Although the makeup-inducing poems accounted for a small proportion in the poetry world of the Tang Dynasty, their content was full of wit and humor. Most of them praised the bride's appearance and used various metaphors to describe the bride. Zi's peerless appearance.
However, Li Ke was well prepared to copy other people's poems, but that was not something he could do easily. He had a collection of poems from the Tang Dynasty that was systematically rewarded.
But when Li Ke watched a TV series in his previous life, he memorized a makeup-inducing poem.
"The golden chariot is about to ride up to the east wind, the clouds are pushed away to see the drunken sky, the fairy posture is half-vomiting in shame, the ice porcelain dew is white and slightly red."
Everyone upstairs was dumbfounded. Is His Highness clairvoyant?
Why did he know that Shu Wan had just drank a drink to strengthen his courage?
Li Shuwan was also stunned. They had been frightened half to death by the cloud-piercing arrows outside, and then they were frightened again by the huge roar. Then the maid came to report that it was her cousin who was making trouble for Li Ke at the gate. As a result, Li Ke... The servant threatened to steal the bride.
It’s really three surprises in one day.
And she was also afraid, but she would see Li Ke. What would she do if he acted randomly?
So, she picked up the wine glass and drank two ounces of strong wine, and she suddenly became bolder.
Unexpectedly, Li Ke guessed that he drank to gain courage.
It's so damn annoying!
"One more song!"
Li Ke pointed upstairs and said with a smile: "I will play ten more poems, and you will open the door and send my princess out in person. Otherwise, hahaha, all the brothers will be alone!"
The girls upstairs were all stunned by King Shu's words.
What does King Shu mean?
Could it be that he would not even let them go and snatch them away to become wives for his brothers?
Look below, they are all strong and strong men, and their eyes suddenly light up.
One of the girls shouted: "Then don't do it, come up and grab it!"
"Kekeke..."
Damn it!
Li Ke thought he was brave enough, but he didn't expect these girls to be so shameless and let him lead someone to rob them!
Are you afraid that you won't be able to get married?
"Do you want a wife..." Li Ke turned around and asked.
Yan Yunda and others quickly shook their heads, damn, who would want a woman who comes to their door?
What's more, what do they want women to do, and they can't go to the battlefield? If they marry a woman, they have to worry about this and that when they go to the battlefield. It's so troublesome.
"Then you go up and open the door for me. If there is a woman you like, I will make the decision."
Li Ke pointed at the teenagers and smiled.
"Young Master, I'll come..."
"Young Master, I'm going..."
The teenagers were so happy that they rushed to the courtyard of the attic. With a jump, they climbed directly onto the wall of the courtyard and turned over into the courtyard.
Those flowing movements made the girls in the attic scream again and again.
The door was opened, but when he wanted to go up to the attic, the girl physically stopped him.
Li Ke winked at Haizhu, and Haizhu understood and said with a smile: "Ladies, look what these are, golden beans, come and grab them!"
"Golden beans?"
Haizhu threw a handful of golden beans directly into the yard. The girls were still busy guarding the door, so they all ran to grab the gold.
Li Ke laughed three times, money still helps!
"Princess, the king is here!"
The people from the Ministry of Etiquette quickly shouted: "Your Highness, this is not in line with etiquette. You cannot go up in person."
"Are you the prince, or are we the princes? Stop beeping and just stay there."
"Your Majesty, the old minister has died to remonstrate with you, the etiquette cannot be discarded!"
Li Ke: "..."
Li Ke was really convinced. I am getting married, but you are threatening me with death. Haizhu quickly advised: "Your Highness, we are celebrating today, so we can't see the red."
"Okay, okay." Li Ke glared at the official from the Ministry of Rites and just followed the Romans.
Then he asked: "Then what should I do now?"
The official of the Ministry of Rites finally breathed a sigh of relief and shouted: "Please go down to the palace master and ask the princess to come down to the attic, and go with your highness to the Li family ancestral hall to worship the ancestors."
Changle volunteered and ran up to the attic, pulling Li Shuwan down with him.
At this moment, Li Shuwan was covering her face with a fan to prevent others from seeing it. This fan should be kept covered until the marriage ceremony. After the ceremony, Li Ke would have to write a fan poem so that Li Shuwan could take off the fan and see people with her true face.
A group of people came to the Li family ancestral hall, and after going through a series of complicated etiquette, Wang Gui announced that he would ask the bride's eldest brother to carry the bride out on his back and carry the sedan chair.
At this moment, the Prince of Shu's Mansion was already crowded with people. The streets outside the Prince of Shu's Mansion alone were filled with luxury cars. At a glance, there were probably thousands of them.
Li Shimin was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that so many people came.
Li Chengqian and Li Tai also came to attend the wedding of King Shu.
Seeing such a grand wedding, Li Chengqian's face was almost dripping with water. This was a wedding beyond the standards, even more than the prince's wedding.
Whether it is an emperor, a prince, or a prince, there are requirements for holding a wedding.
But Li Tai scolded Li Ke angrily, saying that Li Ke wanted to replace you, eldest brother!
Li Chengqian didn't speak, and sat there with a gloomy face, drinking sullenly.
However, those who came so far were only officials from the court, some dignitaries and businessmen.
As for the big guys, they have not left yet, and the forces behind Li Ke have still not left. They are waiting for the King of Shu to arrive at the King of Shu's Mansion before they appear and give the King of Shu a face.
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