Some of the experts he brought were placed in the courtyard wall near the gate. Anyone who dared to climb the courtyard wall would be knocked down with a hammer, and then the veterans were asked to guard the gate and they could not be allowed to open the gate.
Then he asked Li Qi and Li Dejiao to stand in the courtyard. If they came in, they would have to be better than the two in martial arts before they could enter the courtyard.
Even after entering the courtyard, he prepared a military drill. Even if the military drill failed, his father still brought two very powerful literati to write poems and essays.
There is always one of these, which will definitely stop King Shu.
If it still doesn't work, he will take action himself. He has some experience in the art of numerology, so he will compete with the people of the King of Shu.
It took Li Ke two hours to walk from Prince Shu's Mansion to Li's Mansion. He could obviously take a shortcut, but officials from the Ministry of Rites said that to welcome the bride, you must walk on the street, not on the trails, and there are regulations on how long you should walk. Time, how long to rest...
This cumbersome etiquette directly made Li Ke feel uncomfortable.
Finally, at noon, the wedding team arrived at Li Jing's house.
They were greeted by a red carpet ten miles away, surrounded by the people of Chang'an City who were watching the excitement. The palace ladies who followed them scattered wedding candies and small gifts along the way.
The children followed him from Prince Shu's Mansion to Li Jing's Mansion and were reluctant to leave, singing nursery rhymes all the way.
The adults also congratulated King Shu all the way.
However, when they arrived at the gate of Li's Mansion, the door of Li's Mansion was closed tightly. Except for the people watching the excitement, no one from Li Jing's Mansion was outside to greet him.
Wang Gui, the Minister of Etiquette, said with a flattering smile: "Your Highness, this is a makeup ceremony specially set up by the Li Mansion for you. You must go through the various checkpoints in person before you can marry the bride."
Damn it, I traveled from modern times to ancient times, but I didn’t expect that I still couldn’t escape this evil feudal etiquette.
However, seeing that there are so many talented people around us, there are many who want to be civilized, talented, and capable of both civil and military affairs. Isn’t this the Li family’s own humiliation?
Just two buddies, Li Desai and Li Dejiao, can do anything.
When Wang Gui saw that the King of Shu was looking at the closed door unhappily, he was afraid that if the King of Shu made a fool of himself, it would be him, the Minister of Rites, who would make a fool of himself.
"Don't worry, Your Highness, there are people from my Etiquette Department here!"
"What are I worried about? They alone can stop me from marrying the princess?"
"Fu An, go up and knock on the door and say that the king has come to marry the princess."
Fu An got off his horse and walked towards the gate with great force. Wang Gui quickly grabbed Fu An and said: "Your Highness, please be slow..." biquge.biz
"We have to stand up and shout 'Bride'. After shouting for a while, they will open the door automatically."
oh!
I see!
Li Ke waved to Haizhu and said with a smile: "Take out the loudspeaker we prepared and shout 'new wife' together. The door is open. The prince will pick you up personally."
Wang Gui: "..."
After a while, seven or eight big men carried three huge loudspeakers, placed them in front of the Li Mansion, and pointed them at the Li Mansion.
I have a pair. Where is my Italian cannon? Pull it up and blast it hard.
Wang Gui was immediately dumbfounded. There was still such an operation?
He had seen this thing in the theater of heaven and earth, and it could amplify sound countless times.
Mom, if everyone shouts this together, won’t it scare everyone in the Li family?
At this time, the princesses and princes also got off the car and came to the gate. Looking at the closed gate, Changle smiled and said: "Third brother, let us shout..."
"Okay, listen to my king's order. Following an arrow that pierces the clouds, thousands of troops will come to meet you. Everyone present should shout together."
A cloud-piercing arrow flew into the sky and exploded in the air.
boom!
"Bride, the door is open. The prince will pick you up personally."
"Bride, the door is open. The prince will pick you up personally..."
Everyone present, including ordinary people and the little kid who was following behind, all shouted in unison. With the huge loudspeaker, the sound seemed to shake Li Jing's mansion.
At Li Jing's house.
Hearing a loud noise, everyone was startled. In this clear sky, there was a thunder in the air.
Just when everyone looked up to the sky, a voice came from outside: "Bride, the door is open. The prince will pick you up personally." The sound made their ears hurt and spread throughout Li Jing's house.
Damn it...
Everyone in Li Jing's house was dumbfounded. How many people did King Shu invite to hurry up?
This sound is too loud!
"Fuck..."
The proud Li Jia was sitting on a chair with his legs crossed, ready to watch the King of Shu's joke. There was a thunderous sound, followed by a deafening sound of urging, which scared him so much that he almost fell off the chair.
"What's going on? How many people does King Shu bring with him?"
Li Desai next to him smiled bitterly and said: "There may be a lot of people, but this sound cannot be produced by a large number of people. It is rumored that my brother-in-law has a magic amplification tool, so he probably brought that magic tool."
Li Jia was stunned for a moment. Good guy, this King of Shu is really not simple. He often heard his father praise the King of Shu, but he thought that the King of Shu, like other princes, was pampered in the palace and had no great abilities.
"No matter how loud the noise is, we can't open the door. If we can, we can climb over the wall or break open the door and walk in."
"Brother, is this a bit too much?"
"It's okay. This is the rule of dressing up. Even if the daughter of our Li family marries him, the King of Shu, we cannot marry easily."
Li Ke outside the door began to frown.
Everyone had been shouting "Kung Fu" for a while, but the door still didn't open. He asked, "Master Shangshu, what's going on?"
"This... Your Highness, I don't know. I didn't add to the drama. Maybe it was someone from the Li family who did it."
"Stop shouting, I will knock on the door myself."
Li Ke dismounted, walked slowly to the gate, and said with a smile: "Father-in-law, mother-in-law, and the virtuous son-in-law are here to welcome the bride."
A girl's voice immediately came from inside: "His Royal Highness, King of Shu, if you want to marry my sister, come in yourself if you can. The door will not be opened!"
"You really can't open it?"
"It's really hard to open!"
"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, then don't blame your son-in-law for being rude."
Li Jing's furious voice immediately came from inside, shouting: "Hurry up and open the door, or I will have to rebuild the door again."
Then a voice came from the side: "Let the children make noise, don't spoil the fun!"
Li Ke stepped back and waved his hand, and more than twenty people rushed to the door. Since they didn't open the door, I would have snatched the bride. This was forced.
"Your Highness, this is not possible..."
Wang Gui was shocked. How could this be done? It is an insult to elegance. It is an insult to elegance, Your Highness...
Then those people climbed up the wall easily as if they were walking on flat ground. Before the hammers inside could be stretched out to hit people, these people jumped in, and then there were angry sounds.
After a while.
The door of Li Jing's Mansion slowly opened.
Then dozens of young men instantly opened a path for Li Ke: "Your Highness, please..."
Li Ke smiled at Wang Gui next to him and said, "Isn't this door open? Wang Shangshu, let's go in!"
Wang Gui: "..."
Li Ke walked in and arranged for Li Dejiao and Li Qi, who were waiting in the courtyard to compete with the King of Shu's men in martial arts, holding their stomachs and wailing.
"I told you, don't show off, don't show off, but you didn't listen, and I was beaten severely."
At this moment, Li Qi was still confused. Damn it, who are these people?
That skill is too powerful, right?
Before he could react, someone rushed in front of him, kicked him, and then punched him to the ground.
Li Ke slowly walked to the living room among the stars.
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