"Brother, why are you here?"
"Hey, did you bring food and wine?"
"It's not poisonous this time, right?"
"But even if it is poisonous, the third brother is not afraid. The third brother is in good physical condition and is invulnerable to weapons, water and fire, and a hundred poisons..."
Li Ke didn't expect Li Chengqian to come to visit... It should be that he came to see the excitement, so he was not polite.
"What did the third brother say? Why would the elder brother poison you?" Li Chengqian said angrily with a cold face.
"The aphrodisiac last time... To be honest, brother, do you still have the aphrodisiac? It was so powerful that my father was almost beaten to death..."
"Isn't the third brother getting married soon? How about some for the third brother? It's not that the third brother can't do it, the main reason is to create some atmosphere..."
Li Chengqian said angrily: "King of Shu, please be careful when speaking. I have already said that the poison was not caused by me. If you do this, don't blame me for being rude!"
Li Ke curled his lips, opened the food box, placed it on the altar table in the ancestral hall, and started eating and drinking.
He did not forget to say to his ancestors: "Ancestors, the younger generation will do it first out of respect, you can do as you please!"
Li Chengqian: "..."
"Hiccup..."
Half a quarter of an hour later, Li Ke burped with satisfaction, stood up, patted his butt, and said with a smile: "Brother, third brother is full, you can go back!"
Li Chengqian looked at Li Ke's butt in confusion. Logically speaking, shouldn't this kid be lying on his stomach now?
Why are you still jumping around?
This bastard might not have been beaten at all, but was just opportunistic and got through.
He stepped forward, touched a handful of tattered clothes, put it to his nose and smelled it, and instantly understood what had happened.
"you……"
"Brother, what are you doing? Is it disgusting?"
"I'm not as good as Long Yang. I only like beautiful young ladies..."
Li Ke was startled and jumped far away, looking at Li Chengqian with a frightened look.
Legend has it that this guy is as good as Long Yang, just in case...
But I am your brother, you beast, you won’t even let your own brother go!
"Hahaha... Li Ke, do you dare to disobey the imperial edict and deceive the king?"
Li Chengqian couldn't be more happy at this moment!
Originally he wanted to satirize Li Ke, but now it is not as simple as satire. He is going to file a complaint.
Li Ke immediately became dissatisfied: "Brother, with which eye did you see that the third brother disobeyed the imperial edict and deceived the king?"
"It's just nonsense!"
"I told you just now that I have good physical fitness. I am invulnerable to weapons, water and fire, and a hundred poisons. Ten army sticks are nothing. I don't even care about a hundred army sticks. I just treat them as scratching an itch."
"In that case, go ahead and file a complaint, or you may shoot yourself in the foot!"
"Haha, then the gain outweighs the loss!"
"It's just ten military sticks. I can make it happen while you are on your way to complain..."
Li Chengqian: "..."
"Li Ke, don't be too arrogant. Let's wait and see. Even if you smash my feet, I will punish you with ten army sticks!"
"This prince will go to my father right now!"
"Hmph, don't hit yourself if you can!"
Li Chengqian waved his sleeves and walked out of the ancestral hall angrily.
He stood at the gate, wanting to complain, but he was afraid that Li Ke would really slap him with a military stick, and he would not be able to speak clearly when the time came.
In the eyes of the father, it was he, the prince, who became a villain again.
Don't complain, but this is an excellent opportunity to bring trouble to the King of Shu.
After thinking about it for a long time, I still hesitated and prepared to go back and ask my staff what they said.
"Bah, what the hell!"
"I really thought that if you complained, I would beat myself up. Wouldn't that be stupid?"
Li Ke chewed on the chicken leg and started eating it while cursing.
…
Wang De finally came back, and was severely punished by Li Er. He came crying.
"Your Majesty, Third Highness, Your Majesty accepted the tea leaves, but did not agree to let you go out early. He said that he wanted you to reflect on yourself, otherwise you would be better off!"
Li Ke's eyes widened.
I thought to myself: "I'm so careless!"
When Wang De left, he said one less thing. If Li Er doesn't agree, don't give the tea leaves and bring them back to me!
"I originally wanted to give him a few good things, but I didn't expect that my father would be so disrespectful."
"That's it, that's all!"
Li Ke looked melancholy, wondering when he would get through these three days of hardship. He faced these tablets all day long and there was no one to talk to.
Finally got one, just to see my own joke.
unlucky!
"Wang De, come here and have a drink with me!"
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the joy. Don't let the gold bottle stand empty against the moon. I am born with talents that will be useful. I will come back after all the gold is gone."
Wang De blinked, but silently recited what King Shu had just said, which seemed to be two lines of poetry.
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the joy. Don't let the gold bottle stand empty against the moon. I am born with talents that will be useful. I will come back after all the gold is gone."
"His Royal Highness the King of Shu is indeed very intelligent and extraordinary. These two lines of poetry are enough to leave a name in history."
However, what does the King of Shu mean when he reads these lines of poetry at this time?
Is it dissatisfaction with His Majesty, or...
Wang De dared to ask, but he could only flatter him.
Li Ke smiled and said: "Just doing what you say casually, how can you be considered to be a quick thinker that is beyond ordinary people?"
"Everyone can make this kind of poem, okay!"
Wang De: "..."
Wang De wanted to spray Li Ke to death, and then spray the corpse!
Randomly?
Can everyone make it?
Do you really think that Wang De is a eunuch who has little education? Can't tell the difference between good and bad, these are obviously two eternal songs!
But he could only accompany King Shu to drink cup after cup.
It’s just that the black-hearted King of Shu, while drinking, said that he was young and could not drink well, so every time Wang De had a full cup and King Shu had a half cup.
"Shred..."
The two of them drank a jar of wine, and Wang De couldn't survive.
Not drunk, but started to have diarrhea.
Li Ke's eyes widened, what a prince, you old man!
I thought you had already poisoned me once, but I didn’t dare to do it this time. I didn’t expect you to come again?
Fortunately, Li Ke has a system and is immune to all kinds of poisons. Otherwise, he would have been unable to defend himself against such an old man!
Three days later, the King of Shu finally came out.
He stood at the gate of the palace, looking up to the sky and laughing: "I, Hu Hansan, am back again!"
"Dandy boys in Chang'an City, are you prepared to tremble?"
Fu An came to pick up Li Ke in person. Li Ke got on the carriage and went straight to his mansion. He wanted to see his 1.2 million yuan.
Then prepare to use the money to make money.
Compared with the proud life of King Shu, Wang De was so miserable. He had diarrhea for three days and his whole body was dehydrated. Fortunately, the miracle doctor Sun Simiao took action and solved Wang De's illness.
At this moment, Wang De's legs are still a little weak, but as the leader of the eunuchs in the palace, he must work hard, otherwise his position may be replaced by others.
"Has King Shu had any unusual reactions in the past three days?"
Li Shimin sat in front of the desk, reviewing the memorial attentively, and asked lightly.
Wang De bowed and said: "Your Majesty, there has been nothing unusual about the King of Shu in the past three days. However, during this period, the Supreme Emperor went to visit the King of Shu, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also visited..."
Seeing that Li Shimin was silent, Wang De stole a glance at His Majesty, and then said: "Your Majesty, the King of Shu did write two lines of poems, I feel great!"
Li Shimin became interested instantly. He heard his precious daughter Chang Le say that his third brother was a master of composing lyrics, but he didn't care. Now he heard from Wang De that he was also good at composing poetry, so it must not be too bad.
"Read it and listen..."
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the joy. Don't let the gold bottle stand empty against the moon. I am born with talents that will be useful. I will come back after all the gold is gone."
Wang De sang it word by word, which immediately made these two lines of poetry reach a new level.
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