[biu, the system has already been arranged, please wait patiently...]
Your uncle’s system!
You are such a waste!
If you look at other people's systems, they will give you things directly. Civil servants, military officers, generals, and killer groups can all deliver them to you from across the world, and they guarantee 100% loyalty.
[biu, the host has a lucky wheel with ten consecutive draws. Do you want to draw a lottery? 】
"smoke!"
According to Li Ke's principle of not staying overnight for the lottery, ten consecutive draws on the Lucky Wheel were started immediately.
[biu, congratulations to the host, you got a bloody horse! 】
[Congratulations to the host, you have received 10 pairs of ice silk underwear. 】
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[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 10% of Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy skills. 】
[Congratulations to the host, for receiving a copy of Lu Yu's "The Book of Tea", the title of Master of Tea Art, and ten pounds of tea leaves from a thousand-year-old tree. 】
Li Ke rolled his eyes!
With a long sigh, he smoked another bunch of pretentious stuff.
The sweat-blooded horses are not bad. Now in the entire Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin only has five horses. They are regarded as national treasures. They are kept in captivity in the palace and occasionally go to the school grounds to ride and shoot.
Now that I have one, I can ride it on the street, which is very honorable.
As for Wang Xizhi's 10% calligraphy achievement, it is even better. After all, Wang Xizhi is still very popular after two thousand years, and his position as the number one in the calligraphy world has not been shaken.
Let's talk about Lu Yu's "Tea Classic". After the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, the tea ceremony has emerged throughout the north. After the Sui Dynasty, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty became a fan of tea ceremony.
In today's Tang Dynasty, drinking tea has become a part of social life.
Unknowingly, the sky was already getting slightly brighter.
The rising sun sprinkled golden color into the ancestral hall.
Wang De, who was waiting outside, watched His Highness sleeping quietly after the wind blew all night, but he did not dare to remind him for fear of being beaten severely by the King of Shu.
"Your Highness, it's time to wash up. After washing, you have to offer incense to your ancestors."
Wang De asked the palace maid to bring water for washing, silk scarves and other items.
"Send someone to go to my palace and ask Fu An to bring me my toothbrush and toothpaste."
After not brushing his teeth all night, he gargled with salt water. Li Ke always felt very uncomfortable in his mouth.
Wang De's eyes were red, with mucus hanging from the corners of his eyes, and he kept yawning.
But the King of Shu has an order, and he must be satisfied, but what are toothbrushes and toothpaste?
He sent someone out of the palace again and finally saw the legendary toothpaste and toothbrush.
Seeing King Shu's mouth full of foam, Wang De was frightened again, thinking that King Shu had taken poison again.
After washing, Li Ke straightened his clothes, full of sincerity, holding incense in his hand, and prepared to pay homage to his ancestors. After all, his surname was also Li, and he might be the nth generation descendant of the Li family.
"Where is my grandson?"
Just as Li Ke knelt down and kowtowed, Li Yuan's roar came from outside.
When Li Ke got up from the futon, he saw Li Yuan and the old eunuch walking in menacingly.
"Aweng, why are you here?"
"Oh, my good grandson, I just heard this morning that you were severely beaten by that traitor again and were punished by kneeling in the ancestral hall for three days?"
"Hurry up and let Aweng see where he was hit?"
Li Ke slowly showed his butt to Li Yuan. The robe on his butt had been beaten to pieces and was a bloody mess.
"Oh, I feel so bad for Aweng. Get down quickly. Aweng has brought the best golden sore medicine..."
Li Ke: "..."
Li Ke refused to let Li Yuan see the injury on his butt. Does this reveal his secret?
"When you were little, Aweng would play with your penis. When you grow up, you won't be allowed to see your butt anymore. Aweng is only looking at your injuries. What if you have a hidden disease?"
"Take off your clothes quickly and let Aweng have a look!"
Li Ke's eyes widened. This old man was so bad. He flicked his penis when he was a child, and now he wants to look at his butt?
Li Ke kept retreating, and before he knew it, Li Yuan realized something was wrong.
It's not like he didn't punish those traitors when he was emperor.
Not to mention ten army sticks, even if five army sticks go down, you won't be able to get up for three days.
"Hahaha, you kid, are you slipping again!"
Seeing that Li Ke was fine, Li Yuan burst into laughter.
Seeing that Li Yuan had exposed Li Ke, he came over embarrassedly and said with a smile: "Aweng, it's not that my grandson is playing tricks, it's really that I couldn't get up after ten army sticks fell down, and I couldn't get up for ten and a half months, so I couldn't come to see you. .”
"Hahaha……"
"Aweng, my grandson has something good for you!"
Li Yuan stopped laughing and asked doubtfully: "What good thing is so mysterious?"
"promise!"
Li Ke's communication system took out the changed "Tea Classic".
"The Book of Tea? Who wrote it..."
"Well, you wrote it? Yes, yes, my grandson has a future."
"Old Hei, put this book away. I will study it carefully when I get back. What my grandson wrote must be good stuff!"
"Aweng, my grandson hasn't finished speaking yet. He recently got a pound of good tea from a businessman in Shuzhong. He was going to deliver it to you, but he was locked up unexpectedly. He will give it to you personally now. You take it back."
Li Ke immediately ran out, forgetting about the grounding. Anyway, with Li Yuan here, he was no longer afraid of Li Shimin.
Before leaving the palace, he met Changsun Wuji, who was walking home with a lot of worries.
"Uncle Changsun, the money you sent to my house seems to be missing by more than a hundred guan. Remember to go back and make up for it..."
"Maybe your housekeeper wants to harm you and doesn't want your son to live happily."
When Changsun Wuji reacted, Li Ke ran away like the wind.
"Little beast..."
"Isn't he being punished? Why did he leave the palace?"
"Huh? I heard that he was beaten with ten army sticks. This guy has a body made of iron?"
"Is it really like the rumors that this little beast is invulnerable to poisons and swords?"
At the entrance of the palace, the housekeeper stood next to the carriage, waiting quietly for Changsun Wuji. The master entered the palace last night and did not return all night. The ladies and ladies were worried all night.
He also blew the wind here all night. Anyone who is a servant is not a human being!
"Master, you finally came out. I'm so worried about the villain."
Changsun Wuji had a livid face and asked calmly: "How much money did you give to the King of Shu?"
The butler bowed and replied: "One million and two hundred thousand guan, which is not more than a copper coin."
"Speak truthfully, otherwise, you know me best..."
"Sir, please forgive me. It was the villain who made the decision without authorization and took away one hundred and ninety strings. The villain just wanted to disgust the King of Shu..."
"Master, the villain definitely didn't take the money. He still recorded it in the account book!"
The housekeeper was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and just begged for mercy.
Changsun Wuji was shocked. What kind of beast is this King of Shu? He didn't leave the palace at all, and he actually knew that the money he sent was short?
You know it so clearly!
"How on earth does this little beast know? Does the King of Shu have some talented people around him?"
"Let's forget about today's work. You can make up for it immediately when you go back. Our eldest grandson's family is not short of a hundred strings of money."
"By the way, I want to ask if the King of Shu has accepted any followers recently."
"Yes, sir!"
The housekeeper finally breathed a sigh of relief. This damn King of Shu never expected to have such a legendary figure under his command.
Only a few hours after he sent it, people had already counted two million dollars.
Even though most of it was gold, he drove twenty carriages and it still took him a whole night to transport it.
Huge boxes were piled up in the shabby yard of King Shu.
An hour later, Li Ke carried a pound of tea, packed it in a sandalwood box, and also gave him a glass tea set. However, people in the Tang Dynasty called it the most precious glass tea set.
Li Yuan was very satisfied and looked at his grandson with a smile. The more he looked at it, the more satisfied he became.
"Since you gave me something, it's not rude to come back without reciprocating. Why don't you give me something as well?"
Then, Li Yuan casually threw out a token made of black gold, with a golden dragon engraved on it, fish, insects, birds and beasts below, and the word "Shadow" in seal script engraved on the back.
"This thing is a double-edged sword. I used to worry that you would be killed, but now it seems that Aweng is overthinking it. You are a ghost..."
"But, grandson, a good sword should be used on its edge. Never do bad things with this thing...or Aweng will be pissed to death."
Biquge
