"Don't look at me like that, good brother!"
"The look in your eyes makes the hair all over my body stand up!"
The hair on Huang Shang's body really popped up, and he looked at me shivering.
I smiled and said, "You really have to handle this matter."
This romantic ghost would come to torment Li Xiaofeng every night. Although he only tormented her in his dreams, it made Li Xiaofeng's energy leak out.
I rolled Li Xiaofeng's eyelids just now. Although I didn't see that she had lost her soul, through her eyes I found that her energy was almost exhausted.
So if there is one or two more twists and turns, Li Xiaofeng will really be in trouble.
And the purpose of that romantic ghost should be very simple, which is to torment Li Xiaofeng enough, and then wait for Li Xiaofeng to die, and then use Li Xiaofeng as a ghost wife or concubine!
Although I don’t know if this romantic ghost will act tonight, I will seduce him to act tonight!
But someone has to replace Li Xiaofeng.
The chosen candidate is Huang Shang!
"Good brother, can you please stop talking nonsense to me?"
"How can I do this?"
Huang Shang's chubby head shook like a rattle, "I'm not a human, I'm a weasel. If you ask me to pretend to be a human, then I have to ask for my seal, right?"
"Now, it's a bit difficult!"
I stared into Huang Shang's eyes without saying anything, just smiling.
This guy definitely didn't tell me the truth, it definitely hid a lot of things.
Grandpa said that the reason why yellow skins are called yellow skins is because their hair is naturally yellow. The only way to change the color of their hair is to increase their Taoism.
As long as the Taoism increases, the fur will turn white. Although Huang Shang looks almost like wearing a small waistcoat, it can already win the title, so there should be a lot of tricks.
The reason why it hasn't asked for seal now is, based on my speculation, it must want to wait until all the hair on its body turns white before opening its mouth to me!
When Huang Shang saw that I was just staring at it without saying a word, Huang Shang's eyes started to move again, and then he said to me, "Do you think this is okay?"
"Let Li Xiaofeng's mother replace her, and then we can lure out the romantic ghost."
"After all, Li Xiaofeng's mother and Li Xiaofeng should look very similar. Then I will use some tricks to ensure that the romantic ghost can't tell them apart!"
What Huang Shang said makes sense, but isn't her mother not here now?
"Okay, go find her mother and I'll tell her."
I smiled at Huang Shang and said.
When Huang Shang heard what I said, he felt like a deflated balloon, "How do I know where her mother is?"
I squinted at Huang Shang, "Isn't this enough?"
"There are less than three hours until midnight, you can do whatever you want."
Huang Shang scratched his head and ears anxiously, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!"
"Then I'll pretend to be Li Xiaofeng once!"
"But good brother, you have to help me, you can't let me do it all by myself."
I nodded, "That's natural."
Huang Shang jumped on the bed, came to Li Xiaofeng, stretched out his paws and began to touch Li Xiaofeng's face.
Seeing that Li Xiaofeng was so frivolous, I frowned, thought about it but didn't stop him.
Since I want to play Li Xiaofeng, I have to portray her face, right?
Huang Shang touched Li Xiaofeng's face and muttered some words that I didn't understand. Then he raised his paw and put it on Li Xiaofeng's chest.
"cough!"
I coughed to remind him not to go too far.
Huang Shang put down his paws with some annoyance, "Good brother, since I want to impersonate Li Xiaofeng, I have to look like her face and figure, otherwise the flaws will be exposed."
"But since you reminded me, good brother, let's ignore this for now."
"Have you ever heard of the secret method of painting skin?"
Huang Shang was sitting cross-legged next to Li Xiaofeng, looking at me triumphantly and asking.
The secret to painting skin?
I shook my head, "I have never heard of the secret method of painting skin, but I know about painting skin."
"There is painted skin in Liaozhai, and the White Bone Demon in Journey to the West seems to have painted skin, right? Are these two secret methods of painting skin?"
But whether it's Liaozhai or Journey to the West, human skin is needed. Damn it, Huang Shang wants to use human skin, right?
"I'm telling you, if you want to use human skin, this method won't work. You have to change it."
Use human skin, whose skin should you use?
Living or dead?
If I do this, what's the difference between me and those warlocks?
Warlocks, ignorant Feng Shui practitioners!
This unlearned and unskilled person refers to a Feng Shui master who specializes in evil arts. He is not following the right path, so I will definitely not use this secret method of painting skin.
"No, no, no, no need for human skin."
Huang Shang hurriedly waved his hand to me, with a hint of disdain at the corner of his mouth, "Using human skin is an inferior magic, only used by those mindless demon cultivators."
"We immortals use serious spells."
"In this case, you now ask Li Huzi to go to the paper shop to make a custom-made paper man. The height and figure of this paper man will be made according to Li Xiaofeng's appearance."
"When I get the paper figurine, I will use the secret method of painting the skin."
My eyes lit up and I nodded in agreement.
It just so happens that I can also secretly learn some skills from Huang Shang.
I asked Huang Shang to get into bed first, and then opened the door to let Li Huzi in.
I told him what I was going to do next, and asked him to go to the paper shop in town to make a tailor-made paper man.
Without any hesitation, Li Huzi trotted all the way to the paper shop.
"Good brother, after the paper man arrives, you need to introduce Li Xiaofeng's soul into the paper man."
"After introducing the living soul, draw a talisman and let her living soul return to the body. In this way, Li Xiaofeng's living soul aura will remain on the paper doll."
"When the time comes, I'll get in, and with a little trick, I can pretend to be Li Xiaofeng."
Huang Shang got out of the bed and touched his nose proudly, "How is it? Is this a good idea?"
I nodded, this is indeed a good idea!
Sure enough, the Immortal Family is the Immortal Family. Even if Huang Shang is strictly speaking just a wild immortal, few people in the Feng Shui circle can do this method.
"This time the suffering master gave 88,000?"
"Good brother, you see, I am also a participant in this matter, so I will get half of the money when the time comes. Is that okay?"
Huang Shang was serious for a minute before he decided on the reward this time.
"no!"
I looked at Huang Shang coldly, "I'll give you half, what can you do? Can you keep it on your body, or go directly to someone's store to buy something?"
"What do you want, why don't I buy it for you when you get back?"
"I can't give you this money."
Nonsense, of course I can’t give it money. This is the first pot of gold I’ve made since I left the mountain!
"That's okay!"
"When I come back, I want to eat roast chicken! Roast duck! Roast goose!"
"I still want to drink, drink good wine, what about Moutai Wuliangye!"
Huang Shang protested to me.
"It's okay to eat. We don't have Moutai Wuliangye. We only have Erguotou and Lao Baigan!"
"If you want to drink, just drink. If you don't drink, you'll be knocked down!"
I still want to drink Moutai and Wuliangye. How many bottles can I buy for 88,000?
"Okay, okay, as long as you don't give me a break."
Huang Shang said to me helplessly.
After a while, Li Huzi hurried back with the paper man.
Except for the face, this paper man looks very much like Li Xiaofeng!
Especially the bulging chest, which makes me salivate!
I asked Li Huzi to tell me Li Xiaofeng’s birth date, and the next step was to prepare the secret method of painting skin!
