Chapter 16 Planting flowers in front of the door, having an affair at home

Style: Science Author: Yipin JiangnanWords: 2429Update Time: 24/02/20 12:52:44
My finger was bitten by this bitch. It hurt so much that I grinned and slapped her away with my left hand!

Pa~

This slap was thrown to the woman's face, with the intention of making her let go, but instead of letting go, she bit her even harder!

"Oh shit!"

"Long live the Lord! Don't fucking eat it, my fingers will be bitten off!"

At this moment, Huang Shang was eating roast chicken in my backpack. My finger was bitten so hard that it felt like it would break if I bit it again!

But I can't really do anything to this woman. If Huang Shang takes action, she should be able to let go soon.

"I'm coming!"

Huang Shang jumped out of my cyst, even spitting out a piece of chicken bone, and then crawled along my arm and onto the woman's face.

Phew~

Then, it farted into the woman's mouth!

This fart is so stinky!

Stinky!

What a fucking hot eye!

But don't tell me, the effect is amazing. As soon as Huang Shang's fart came out, the woman choked and opened her mouth and let go!

"If you dare to bite my good brother, I will scratch you to death!"

Huang Shang saw the woman loosen her grip and stretched out his claws to scratch the woman's face.

I ignored the pain in my hands and picked it up!

This woman attacked me because she was possessed. If Huang Shang scratches her face, her family will definitely settle the score with me!

I don't know if it was because Huang Shang's fart was so smelly, but the woman was trembling all over and foaming at the mouth.

"Ouch!"

"Thank you, young man. If it weren't for you, our Xiaofeng wouldn't have been stopped!"

"Is there anything wrong with your hand? Let's go to the health center in town right away to check on you. We can't leave any injuries!"

"Yes, young man, don't put any psychological burden on me. I know my daughter's situation best, and I have to thank you!"

The woman’s seven aunts and eight aunts came over. Instead of criticizing me, they were grateful!

To be honest, this situation made me a little confused.

"No, no, you can see that my hand is fine, so I won't go to the health center."

I waved my hands to them and wanted to get away. Staying would only delay things.

And the place where my hand was bitten really doesn’t hurt anymore. The wound has almost disappeared, leaving only a little tooth mark.

I was shocked. It seemed that my wife had absorbed this damage!

"Are you really okay?"

"Are you a Feng Shui master? My name is Li Huzi, and this is my daughter Li Xiaofeng."

"My daughter has been possessed by evil spirits more than once or twice. I have also sought out Feng Shui masters, but they took too much money. My daughter will still be possessed by evil spirits."

"I hope you can save my daughter and drive away the evil spirits from my daughter. I am willing to spend any amount of money!"

A middle-aged man in his fifties knelt down to me as he spoke.

"Get up quickly!"

I quickly helped Li Huzi up and sighed, "First carry your daughter to your home."

Li Huzi knelt down for me and gave me such a great gift. If I didn't accept the job, I would have to return the favor to Li Huzi.

"Okay, okay!"

Li Huzi and his family members quickly picked up Li Xiaofeng and rushed home.

I followed behind them.

"Good brother, actually I just wanted to tell you that I asked you to take over this job."

"After all, my sister-in-law needs yin energy, evil energy, and so on. If you don't accept it, you will have to use your yang energy to support her."

"There is nothing unusual about you now, but as time goes by you will know that the lack of Yang Qi will be very harmful to you."

Huang Shang hummed very comfortably in my arms.

I knew what Huang Shang said was very reasonable, so I didn't argue with him, but asked, "What do you think happened to Li Xiaofeng's evil spirit?"

"Did you notice anything?"

This guy just farted on someone's face. From such a close distance, he must be able to tell something.

"goat."

Huang Shang faintly uttered two words.

"goat?"

I was stunned, shook my head and said, "Impossible."

"Don't perverts always wait for an opportunity to suck people's energy in the middle of the night when people are deeply asleep?"

"It's just been dark for a while, and this pervert can't hold it anymore?"

Sex ghosts are also called romantic ghosts.

There are both male and female romantic ghosts. This kind of ghost was romantic and extremely lustful in life, so after death it became a romantic ghost. When it sucks people's energy, it creates erotic dreams for sleeping men and women in the middle of the night.

Men and women who have had erotic dreams are still a little complacent and have endless aftertaste, but they don't know that their essence has been leaked.

There are very few romantic ghosts who can take practical actions to undress others. Being able to do this shows that this romantic ghost is very powerful.

"You're right. Generally speaking, perverts can only create erotic dreams for men and women in order to absorb the leaked essence."

"But this is indeed caused by a pervert. I saw a lot of peach blossoms in her eyes. Although she has not been insulted by the pervert, she must have had many in-depth exchanges in her dreams."

"If we don't save her, it won't be long before she loses her energy and becomes a walking zombie."

Huang Shang smashed it and said with a sigh.

He slapped it on the big buttocks and said, "Stop moaning and get into my bag first."

"That fart you just made really fucking stinks!"

Huang Shang waggled his tail and penetrated into my sac, he chuckled and said, "That's for sure!"

"But the fart I just let out was just the simplest fart."

"I'll show you my most powerful fart when I get the chance!"

I rolled my eyes and didn't answer his question.

The most powerful farts should be left to others.

Li Huzi's home is not far from here, and it is a three-story villa. It seems that the Li family is still a wealthy person in this town.

But there’s something wrong with the Li family’s feng shui!

"Sir, why don't you go in?"

Seeing me standing at the door and not going in, Li Huzi turned around and came back and asked me.

"Who asked you to plant the flowers on both sides of the door?"

There are flowers in front of the door blocking the door. It looks like a prosperous scene, but only a serious Feng Shui master can tell that this is the sign of peach blossoms.

Flowers cannot be planted on balconies or at the mouth of wells. Once the flowers bloom, the family will have an affair.

Li Xiaofeng's ability to attract perverts must be related to the flowers in front of the door.

"This flower?"

Li Huzi looked at the blooming flowers on both sides of the door, with a proud smile on his face, "Aren't these flowers beautiful?"

"My wife planted it. She said planting flowers at the gate symbolizes happiness."

I shook my head, "Go get a shovel and shovel all these flowers. It's useless to plant at the door. It's not good for Feng Shui."

Since it was planted by Li Huzi and his wife, it means that her wife has already had an affair.

However, this is their Li family's business and has nothing to do with me. If we want to save Li Xiaofeng now, then these flowers must be shoveled away, otherwise even if we capture the romantic ghost, Li Xiaofeng may still be able to provoke him later.

Li Huzi was not stupid at all. Hearing what I said, he frowned and asked, "Does my daughter's evil spirit have something to do with these flowers?"

I nodded, "It's still a bit of a relationship."

"good!"

Li Huzi turned around and went to get a shovel. When he came, he shoveled all the flowers.

Then I followed Li Huzi into the yard and checked the Feng Shui pattern of their home. Basically, it was quite satisfactory and there were no major problems.

Now that the feng shui problem has been eliminated, we have to look for problems from Li Xiaofeng.