"What the hell?!"
"You want to suck me?"
"Where are you sucking me?"
I looked at Huang Shang with wide eyes.
Does this guy have any special hobbies? If he sucks a hole in my body, do I need to get a rabies vaccine?
Huang Shang rubbed his two paws together with a hint of admiration. After rubbing for a long time, he said to me,
"You can let me suck you anywhere. If that doesn't work, just do it."
"You can't misunderstand me, dear brother. I'll reiterate that I don't have any special hobbies. The reason why I suck you is rather to suck my younger siblings."
This guy is simply getting darker and darker!
You really want to suck my wife, I can’t kick you to death!
I pretended to kick Huang Shang, "If you dare to suck my wife, I'll take off your waistcoat!"
Actually, I know what it means. The female ghost was stabbed in the heart by a peach wood sword and died, so it ran over to absorb the ghost energy.
And it also came here for the body of my wife. Because I used my body to hide the corpse, my wife was close to me in front of me. It could only suck my hand, and it was not suitable for sucking anywhere else.
But I was a little hesitant. It’s not that it’s disgusting. When teasing cats and dogs, their tongues lick their hands and faces. A lick from yellow skin is nothing.
The question is, if my wife’s body is missing a piece of flesh, will I feel heartbroken?
Huang Shang rubbed his paws with embarrassment, eager to explain.
But I waved my hand to it, "Tell me first, where is my wife's soul? As long as you tell me, it won't matter if you take a sip."
"I agreed in advance that you can only suck the back of my hand."
Huang Shang rolled his eyes and finally nodded to me, "Okay!"
"I can only tell you at the moment that the three souls and seven souls of my brother and sister are incomplete. As for why they are incomplete, I don't know."
"I can only feel that one of the general directions is in the southeast."
I frowned, "You might as well fart!"
"What's the use of just knowing the general direction?"
"Besides, what do you mean my wife's three souls and seven souls are incomplete? Please explain this to me clearly."
Three souls and seven souls are incomplete. How are they incomplete?
Are the three souls and the seven souls completely separated and scattered in different places, or is it that only the three souls are left and the seven souls are missing, or that one soul and two souls are missing?
Even if she only lacks a soul, my wife will be able to become a human being when the time comes, but there are only a few outcomes.
Either one loses a soul and becomes dementia, or becomes a fool, or else becomes mentally ill.
If that's the case, wouldn't it be a big loss for Dafa?
"Don't worry, good brother! I don't know exactly why it is incomplete, but what I can tell you is that the souls of my brothers and sisters are still there and have not dissipated."
"This kind of incompleteness is just like that. The seven souls are scattered across the country, and the three souls are also scattered."
"Of course, this is what the thoughts in my head tell me. I really don't know the exact location."
Huang Shang spread out his two paws and quickly explained to me, "And good brother, you really can't be anxious. Think about it, you are using the secret technique of hiding corpses, right?"
Seeing me nodding, Huang Shang continued, "This secret technique of hiding corpses with one's body is originally used to raise corpses. You have to use your yang energy to raise your younger siblings."
"In addition to yang energy, there are many things that can also support younger siblings. If you can't raise your younger siblings, you can't return to yang as human beings just by having souls."
What Huang Shang said makes sense. It is recorded in the secret technique that although my wife will absorb my yang energy, she can also absorb other things to nourish her.
For example, yin energy, demon energy, and corpse energy can be directly absorbed by my wife's corpse, and yang energy, mana, and other things can be absorbed through my body.
To put it bluntly, this is not a short process.
At least, it is currently certain that a certain soul of the wife is in the southeast.
I looked at the sky outside, it was still a little gloomy, so I would go to the southeast first to look for my wife’s soul!
Then, I squatted down and stretched out the back of my right hand to Huang Shang.
Huang Shang was stunned, "Good brother, what do you mean?"
"Are you sucking it?" I said, rolling my eyes at it.
"Uh-huh!"
Huang Shang ran up to the back of my hand excitedly, opened his mouth with a smile on his face, and smelled the back of my hand with his nose, "It smells so good!"
I can't wait to give it a kick. This guy doesn't look like a weasel, but a pervert!
"Trojan horse~"
Then, it held the back of my hand and put a furry face on it, rubbing it back and forth, and then quickly kissed me.
The backs of my hands were drooled all over!
Afterwards, this guy was trembling all over as if he had been electrocuted, and his round eyes were rolling.
I quickly withdrew my hand and wiped Huang Shang's saliva on my pants. I looked at Huang Shang shaking non-stop, and I could feel that my wife was fine.
Then, I saw some small white hairs growing rapidly on its two paws!
It seems that my wife's fragrance has a great effect on it.
When it finished trembling, it looked at the back of my hand with unfinished eyes.
"Go, go, go, look at me again and I'll gouge your eyes out!"
After saying that, I stood up and looked at the sky outside. It was already bright and it was time to leave here.
Huang Shang saw what I was thinking, and quickly ran to my feet and pulled my trousers, "Good brother, I'm with you!"
"I am determined to follow you for the rest of my life!"
I lowered my head to look at it, pointed at the nest of weasels and teased, "Why, you just don't care about your wife and children?"
"It won't work if everyone follows me."
There are really too many wives and children in Huangshang. If so many Huangshang follow me, I will definitely be very conspicuous outside.
"How can I do that? Just me, let them guard here. If there is any change, they can remind me in time."
"Also, you will have to mark frequently, don't you think?"
Huang Shang looked at me eagerly and asked.
I stared at Huang Shang's eyes without speaking, wanting to see how he would react.
If it is with me, at least I will not only know where my wife's soul is, but it will also be able to help me a lot at critical moments.
When Huang Shang saw that I was silent, he scratched his head anxiously, "You should say something, good brother!"
"Okay, okay, okay."
"Let's leave now and head to the southeast."
"You go to the village entrance and wait for me. I'll go home and take a look."
Although grandpa said he wouldn't let me look for him, who knows if he is playing a trick on me. I have to go home and take a look.
Also, see if you have any tips or tricks left for me. If so, follow Grandpa’s tips.
"Okay, I'll be waiting for you at the entrance of the village. You must not let me go!"
Huang Shang looked at me with some reluctance and said.
"Get out of here!"
I pretended to kick him.
"Okay!"
Huang Shang's chubby body rolled towards the door quickly with his hands and feet.
As soon as it left, its wife and children followed it and ran out of the ancestral hall.
I closed the door of the ancestral hall and trotted all the way back home to rummage through the boxes and cabinets.
Grandpa didn't find it, but he found a tip!
