When a large number of weasels screamed outside the door, I couldn't believe my ears!
I had thought before that even if Huang Shang could have a wife and children in this mountain, there would only be a dozen of them together.
Unexpectedly, no less than a hundred or two hundred yellow-skinned animals came rushing in from outside!
These yellow skins vary in size, but most of them are very well-proportioned, and basically none are too small.
Several of them, which were quite tall and about the same size as Huang Shang, came to Huang Shang, surrounded him, and kept rubbing their bodies back and forth against him.
Moreover, two of them even sniffed Huang's big round butt!
This means that these two yellow skins are in heat!
"Hey hey hey!"
“Watch the impact!”
"My good brother is still here. Can't you see it or don't you treat my good brother as an outsider?"
"If anything happens, let's talk about it after we get back to our nest!"
Huang Shang stretched out his little paws, slapped the two yellow-skinned buttocks, and rubbed them with his little paws, looking extremely happy.
He said he didn't treat me as an outsider, which seemed to be true. He was about to stage a reproduction and reproduction in front of me!
"Children, install these two door panels."
"If you don't pretend well, you won't be allowed to eat!"
After enjoying it, Huang Shang put on the aura of a great emperor, put one hand on his round waist, pointed to the doorframe with the other and said.
After Huang Shang gave the order, a group of little yellow men began to chirp and move.
"Good brother, as long as my children are here, there is no problem at all in installing the door panels!"
Huang Shang came to me and rubbed his little paws and said to me.
I nodded and looked at so many yellow-skinned children with some curiosity, "Are these your children?"
One or two hundred yellow-skins are not a small number.
"That's necessary."
"I have many wives. All the female weasels within a hundred kilometers radius are my wives."
"The seventy-two concubines in the three palaces, six courtyards, etc. can't even compare to me."
"So I call myself Long Live Lord."
Huang Shang grinned, raised his paw and rubbed his nose.
It turns out that this is how it got the title Long Live Lord.
"You're going to ask your children to take the coffin to a place after dawn. Is there no problem?"
The letter left by my grandfather said that my wife’s coffin is also of great use. It is a tool to restore human nature, so I must hide the coffin.
I haven't figured out where to hide it yet, but the group of children from Huangshang saved me a lot of trouble.
After all, it is completely impossible for me to carry this coffin by myself. This coffin weighs at least four to five hundred kilograms.
"No problem, good brother."
"Where do you want to bury me? Let my children dig the hole."
Huang Shang waved his paws proudly.
Where is the best place to hide the coffin?
Seriously speaking, it is appropriate to bury the coffin underground. As long as there is no grave bag and no tombstone is erected, and the coffin is properly arranged to block the negative energy, no one will find it.
But I can't bury it outside, because I don't know how long it will take to find my wife's soul and the materials to return her to human form.
If the mountain topography changes due to some changes, such as a mudslide or something, you won't be able to find it by then.
"Just bury it here!"
"Tell your children to dig down here, as deep as possible."
"Long live Lord, can you do it?"
"I can do it. I will now set up a magic circle to block the coffin's negative energy."
I asked, pointing to the hard concrete floor beneath the coffin.
The most dangerous place is the safest.
As long as I am buried here, apart from me, Huang Shang and his group of cubs, there is absolutely no chance that anyone else will know!
"no problem!"
Huang Shang nodded his head without hesitation, "Well, don't set up the formation. I'll just leave some smell here. I'm sure no one will think that there is a coffin buried under here."
"And every other month from now on, I will ask my wife and children to leave some smell here."
"This is much stronger than your formation."
My eyes lit up and I thought Huang Shang's method was good.
The so-called leaving some smell means peeing here, which is equivalent to marking this place as Huang Shang's territory.
Huang Shang is not an ordinary yellow skin. The smell of its urine must have a certain deterrent effect on those vaginal creatures and make them feel disgusted.
So this method is very good. Anyway, this is not a serious ancestral hall. There are no ancestors of our Wu family in it, so just mark it.
"Okay, hurry up and get your wife and children moving."
"It must be dug deep, and the concrete must be restored. Can it be done?"
I asked with a smile on my face, "But we have to agree in advance, if I can't find the coffin then."
"I'll make wine for your wife and children."
I'm not afraid of Huang Shang playing tricks on me. Although the coffin is important, it's not too important compared to my wife.
As long as it dares to dig up the coffin for me, it will definitely take off my waistcoat.
Huang Shang's round head quickly shook, and he raised a paw and swore, "I, Huang Shang, will swear tonight that I will never have the idea of a coffin, otherwise God will strike with five thunderbolts!"
Boom~
As soon as Huang Shang finished speaking, there was a thunder in the gloomy sky outside!
The thunder sounded. Not only was Huang Shang not frightened, he glanced at the sky outside and said with a touch of excitement on his face,
"It's thundering, it's thundering!"
"With this thunderous strike, everything is hidden!"
I raised my eyebrows, it makes sense!
This thunderous weather is just the right thing to restrain evil spirits. A thunderstorm will break zombies into soft noodles!
If it hits a ghost, it will turn into ashes on the spot.
"Okay, let your wife and children take action as soon as possible."
While there is thunder outside, this is the perfect time to dig a hole and bury the coffin!
Huang Shang nodded and waved his paws at his wife and children.
Soon, the coffin was moved away. The yellow-skinned men opened their mouths, and two fangs came out of their mouths. They looked like they were as long as one finger, and they started gnawing at the concrete floor.
Grandpa said that the weasel's teeth are very powerful. As long as it bites the prey, its sharp teeth can directly penetrate the prey's body. The bite force is so strong that it is basically impossible to escape.
As they gnawed like this, cement chips flew wildly, and soon they gnawed out a gap in the layer of cement on the ground.
It is said that mice are masters of digging holes. Today I saw that mice are all younger brothers to Huang Pizi!
After all, no matter how powerful the mouse is, it can't penetrate the concrete floor.
Soon after an hour passed, a pit at least three meters deep was dug.
"Good brother, is this depth enough?"
"No matter how deep it is, if the wet soil layer is dug out, it will not be suitable for placing a coffin."
Huang Shang ran to the edge of the pit, leaned forward and stuck out his big ass and asked me.
There was no problem with the depth. I asked them to put the coffin in. To be on the safe side, I stuck several talismans around the coffin.
This talisman paper will definitely not be able to deal with powerful ghosts, but it is more than enough to deal with ordinary ghosts.
Then Xiao Huangpizi backfilled the soil and leveled the cement floor again. Huang Shang peed on it and told me it was done.
When all the work was over and the sky was dark, the chickens in the village began to crow.
Tonight, the greedy wolf star's pattern of breaking into the house has been broken.
I looked at Huang Shang and said, "Long live Lord, tell me where my wife's three souls and seven souls are."
It is impossible for me to stay in Wujiacun any longer. The three souls and seven souls waiting for my wife here will not come here on their own.
Huang Shang rolled his eyes and said to me with a smile, "Of course it's no problem."
"But you have to give me a sip."
