"Don't talk nonsense to me!"
"With your strength, let alone the evil ghosts coming, even if the evil ghosts come, you can still drive away the evil ghosts!"
How did I know what was going on outside? I thought Huang Shang wanted me to open the door. No matter how hard he knocked on the door, I wouldn't open the door for him.
"It's true that evil spirits are coming, my dear brother!"
boom!
As he said that, the door panel was knocked open with a bang!
Then Huang Shang's round body rolled in, then came to my feet and hugged my calves, wailing, "I really didn't lie to you, good brother, the evil spirit is coming!"
I turned my head and looked at the door. I saw a white figure floating in the air, with a green face covered with bloodstains, long steamed bun hair floating in the wind, and eyes full of hostility staring at me.
"Hand over the corpse of a thousand-year-old woman and I will spare your life!"
I laughed angrily at what this female evil spirit said. How could I, a feng shui master, be frightened by a female evil spirit?
If you are a fierce ghost, maybe I will still be afraid of you!
I pulled out the mahogany sword from behind and kicked Huang Shang with my right leg first, causing Huang Shang to be thrown away by me to attract her attention.
"I treat you as a good brother, but you are playing tricks on me!"
The four yellow claws flying towards the female evil spirit kept pulling in the air, as if this could change its flight trajectory.
The female evil ghost saw a large weasel flying towards her, raised her hand and slapped Huang Shang.
I took advantage of this opportunity and stabbed the female ghost in the heart with my peach wood sword!
boom!
Huang Shang was slapped to the ground, then moved his four paws quickly, and then hid behind the coffin.
I focused all my attention on the female ghost. I thought this sword was a sure shot, but who knew that her sleeve suddenly became longer and wrapped around my right wrist!
She followed her and threw me to the side, and I was thrown away by an extremely strong force!
boom!
My back hit the wall so hard that I almost missed my breath!
After landing on the ground, my eyes were filled with stars. From the corner of my eye, I saw Huang Shang hiding behind the coffin and winking at me.
And the female ghost floated towards me!
"Long live the Lord!"
"Hurry up!"
I got up from the ground to fight off the female ghost and shouted to Huang Shang.
"I won't go!"
"I can't beat her!"
Huang Shang's round head shook like a rattle.
"snort!"
"How ridiculous of you to let a cowardly weasel attack me!"
The female ghost repeated her old trick, waved her hand at me, and the sleeve flew towards me, but this time the sleeve came towards my neck. I was shocked and quickly put the mahogany sword in front of my face!
Phew~
As soon as I stood up the mahogany sword, the sleeves were already wrapped around my neck, and then tightened quickly!
There was a stench coming from the sleeves. The pungent smell made me confused. I quickly held my breath and tilted my neck to pretend to be fainted.
Because I was prepared in advance, I didn't panic and just waited for her to pull me towards her!
I felt that I was in front of the female ghost. I exerted my strength on my hand and cut off the smelly sleeve with the peach wood sword, then struck the female ghost's head with one sword.
The female ghost tilted her head to the side to avoid my mahogany sword, and then strangled my neck with her right hand!
"Ahem!"
"Huang Shang!"
"Hurry up! I'll kill this female ghost later, and I'll take off your waistcoat!"
Although I yelled at Huang Shang, my hands were not idle. I dug into my backpack, took out a coffin nail and stabbed the female ghost in the arm!
Pfft~
The female ghost's arm was pierced by the coffin nails, and the hot Yang Qi made her right hand smoke, so she naturally let go of me.
"Okay, okay!"
"You think of a way to keep this female ghost from moving!"
"Even three seconds will do!"
Huang Shang saw that I was really angry, so he was ready to use his trump card.
"good!"
It is not difficult for me to make the female ghost not move for three seconds.
I took two big breaths of air, took out a ghost-suppressing charm from my pocket, rushed towards the female ghost, and stuck it towards her forehead!
This ghost-suppressing talisman can temporarily immobilize ghosts. Although it is not as powerful as the ghost-destroying talisman, it is worse than the stability.
When the female ghost saw that I was going to put a charm on her, she quickly retreated.
At this time, Huang Shang had already leaned out from behind the coffin and raised his two paws high.
Uh-huh!
The female ghost who was retreating suddenly stopped, her face was a little painful and her body was shaking, as if she was trying hard to get away from something.
"Good brother, hurry up!"
"I can't hold on much longer!"
Good guy, it turns out that not only the female ghost's body was shaking, but Huang Shang's chubby body was also shaking!
Especially the belly, if you wear a transparent tulle on it, it will be a sexy and enchanting belly dance!
I looked at the female ghost's feet, and there was a shadow that was tightly controlling her figure, and the source of this shadow came from Huang Shang!
Huang Pizi's natural abilities include farting and using his demonic power to enchant. His farts are not only smelly, but also very irritating to the eyes.
This ability to charm is also very powerful. As long as a person is enlightened, he will be as confused as a puppet.
Unexpectedly, it is also so good at dealing with evil spirits. The method is extremely clever!
This time I held the mahogany sword in both hands, pointed it at the female ghost's heart, and stabbed it hard!
Pfft~
The tip of the Taomu Sword pierced the female ghost's heart, and fire burst out from her heart!
And, it was blown away directly.
"It's done!"
Huang Shang shouted in surprise, and then quickly ran to the female ghost, twitching his nose and taking a sharp breath.
Although Huang Shang is a fairy, he is still a demon in the end. It is normal to absorb the ghost's yin energy to increase his strength.
Phew~
Unexpectedly, the female ghost suddenly burst into flames, and the flames almost burned the two beards on Huang Shang!
"Ouch!"
"How come this female ghost has become a paper doll?!"
Huang Shang quickly plucked its two beards with his two paws, and said incredulously with his big eyes wide open.
I quickly came over, knelt down and took a look.
After the female ghost caught fire, she turned into a paper figure. Even the bamboo strips supporting her body were burned by the fire.
"Good brother, what do you think is going on?"
"How can a female ghost turn into a paper doll?"
"Look at this, my beard is burned. I don't know when it will grow back!"
Huang Shang came to me, raised his head and complained to me.
I rolled my eyes at it and said, "Get out of here."
"If you had come up with this method earlier, I wouldn't have been choked by her!"
There are only two explanations for the female ghost being able to turn into a paper man. The first is that the evil spirit has possessed the paper man, and the paper man must have had his eyes dotted with blood.
The paper man's eyes can be filled with ghosts.
That's why the paper man took on the appearance of a ghost and was attracted by the fragrance of my wife's body, so he came here.
The second is that this paper man was sent by a Feng Shui master!
Although grandpa said that there will be ghosts coming, we can't rule out that the Feng Shui master has plans for my wife.
Therefore, when I go out, I have to be 70% wary of any colleagues I meet!
"Ouch!"
"That's not what I am. It's not that. I don't have a chance."
Huang Shang smiled and said to me awkwardly.
"Don't talk nonsense to me, go, go, guard outside the door!"
"Maybe there will be ghosts coming to your door later."
"By the way, fix the door for me."
The door panel had been knocked off just now, so naturally I had to leave this job to it.
"Okay, okay, it seems that you brought me here to work as a coolie."
Huang Shang's mouth twitched, and then he walked to the door with his round body with paws on his back, "Children, come here!"
Jijiji~
Outside the door, a large number of weasels screamed!
