"Quiet and clear, with a deep heart, look at the South Dou on the right and the seven stars on the left."
"Tai Shang Laojun, be as urgent as the law!"
Seeing that the skin on my wife's body was showing signs of rupture, I did not hesitate and stepped on the Seven Star Gang Steps again to activate the Yin Gathering Talisman that had been placed long ago!
Phew~
As soon as the Yin Gathering Talisman was activated, a gloomy wind blew in the room, and a thick mist also rose!
These fogs were condensed by the strong Yin Qi. When the fog appeared, the body of the daughter-in-law, who was showing signs of rupture, was instantly frozen by the strong Yin Qi, and was covered with white frost.
Then the whole body began to be slowly compressed.
Seeing this scene, I picked up the red rope I had prepared in advance from the ground and stared at my wife nervously.
As long as she is compressed by the yin energy into a thin layer, I will put the blood from the tip of my heart on her forehead, and then use the red rope to tie my daughter-in-law behind her back.
In this way, my wife and I will form a connection similar to a blood contract.
Just wait until you want to use it and then re-inflate it.
Of course, I'm just kidding.
Once it is tied to my body, it will feel like I am wearing a piece of close-fitting clothing, with my yang energy nourishing her.
When encountering some special circumstances, or when it is necessary to let my daughter-in-law show up, I can just let her get off of me. It only takes a moment to return to normal.
But generally speaking, there is nothing that she won't show up for, and it's enough to do it once.
I was looking at my wife attentively, when a slightly free and easy singing suddenly sounded outside.
"I was a carefree immortal in heaven, but I was demoted to the human world just because I ate a flat peach."
"They say that there is only one day in a year on earth, but I don't know that this world is free and I don't envy the immortals!"
The singing sounded from far away to near, and soon it appeared outside the door!
I swallowed and stared at the door panel.
I can tell from the sound that the person coming here is definitely not a ghost, nor can it be a zombie. Could it be a human being?
So who came to steal my wife?
Tuk Tuk~
At this time, there was a knock on the door, followed by a polite voice,
"Is anyone in there?"
"If anyone is there, please open the door."
"I am a Taoist priest who travels all over the world and practices in this mortal world. My surname is Huang, my given name is Shang, and my courtesy name is Tai Zhi."
"Friends on the road give me face and call me Long Live Lord. You can also call me that if you want."
"Tonight, I was observing the stars and found that the Greedy Wolf star entered the house, but you have a sign of marriage here. This is a big taboo, and you need to solve this problem."
"Otherwise, one of the young couple will die suddenly!"
Tuk Tuk~
"You haven't opened the door yet, aren't you really afraid of dying suddenly?"
Huang Shang, the Taoist outside who called himself Long Live Master, knocked on the door again impatiently.
I did not speak to answer the Taoist who claimed to be Long Live Lord, but looked at the door panel and fell into deep thought.
Our Wujia Village is a quiet place. The nearest town is 40 kilometers away. Although it is not that far, this is a mountain village. It takes a day to walk to the town.
So when the Taoist appears here at this moment, it is obvious what he is going to do!
I absolutely cannot open this door!
"Boy, open the door quickly, don't let me rush you, otherwise I will tear down your door, believe it or not!"
Look, sometimes a poor Taoist, sometimes a Taoist master, this guy's true nature has been exposed before he even comes in.
"I'll drive your uncle!"
"Don't I know what you're doing here?"
"If you dare to come in and take advantage of my wife, I will kill you!"
When I heard that the guy named Huang Shang was about to remove the door panel, I became anxious with him.
Now my wife-in-law has entered the most tense moment. If he disrupts the plan, all the hard work will be lost!
I took out a few more talismans and two coffin nails from the bag, and stared at the door eagerly.
As long as he dares to break in suddenly, I don't care who he is, I will strike first!
At this time, there was silence outside for a moment, and then he said something that shocked me!
"Boy, are you practicing the secret technique of hiding corpses?"
"If that's the case, then I advise you to stop immediately."
"Once you let the thousand-year-old female corpse hide in your body, your yang energy will always be absorbed by her in the future."
"To put it bluntly, you are raising corpses!"
"Do you know the consequences of raising corpses? Those group of corpse chasers in western Hunan, their faces were eroded by corpse energy because of raising corpses!"
"Do you want to be like them?"
The words of the Taoist outside made me frown. How did he know that I was hiding the corpse?
This is a secret technique, even among the corpse exorcism circles in western Hunan, it is a secret technique.
In other words, not all those who drive away corpses use their bodies to hide corpses. It is already remarkable that my grandfather can master this secret technique.
"snort!"
"Don't scare me. I know the side effects of hiding a corpse. It's not as exaggerated as you said."
"The reason for the ugly appearance of those group of corpse chasers in western Hunan is due to genetics. If they look okay, it means they are not suitable for corpse chasers at all!"
"It's okay for you to fool those who don't have all their hair, but it's better to fool me than to fool a ghost!"
The group of corpse chasers in western Hunan are indeed ugly, but being ugly is not their fault; being handsome is their fault!
After all, if you want to become a disciple of the corpse exorcism sect, the first criterion is to be ugly and scare people to death, the second criterion is courage, and the third criterion is to be tall.
Only those who meet these three requirements can become zombie exorcists. Otherwise, wouldn't it be nonsense if you asked a short and thin guy to fight zombies for his life?
There is an old saying that keep away ghosts and gods with ugly faces, which means that both ghosts and monsters are more afraid of people with ugly and vicious faces. This is why good-looking women and men are attracted by some lustful ghosts and monsters.
The ancestor of the corpse exorcists in western Hunan was a strange man with an ugly appearance, so he made an ancestral rule that in the future, his corpse exorcists must meet those three standards.
The Taoist outside the door was silent for a while, then said with a smile, "You only know one thing but not the other."
"When you open the door, I'll tell you what's going on."
"You believe me, Master Dao, I am definitely doing it for your own good!"
Tuk Tuk!
With that said, Huang Shang started to knock on the door vigorously!
I was so irritated by this guy's knocking on the door that I yelled angrily outside, "Old guy! If you dare to knock on the door again, I will give you a discount later, believe it or not!"
"Don't keep saying you're doing it for my own good. I can't get along with you, so what are you doing for me?"
"If you really want to do me a favor, just stay outside the door. If any evil spirits come over, you can drive them away!"
When I said this, there was really no knocking on the door.
"good!"
"As long as Master Dao and I are guarding here, I won't dare to let any evil spirits come over. Just wait until dawn!"
What Huang Shang said directly made me even more alert!
He couldn't really just stay outside the door and not come in. Isn't the purpose of this guy's trip just for my wife?
Now my daughter-in-law is a piece of cake, can this guy really sit back and watch the cake without eating it?
However, until my wife was shrunk until she was almost as thin as a piece of paper, there was still no sign that Huang Shang was about to break in.
No matter, now I have to tie my wife to my body!
"Boy, is the secret technique of using one's body to hide a corpse about to reach its final step?"
"If so, I suggest you tie the thousand-year-old female corpse behind you, never in front of you!"
