My name is Wu You, and I just turned eighteen this year.
I have stayed in Wujiacun, a place that can be said to be a place where no one has shit, for eighteen years.
Because my grandfather is a Feng Shui master, also known as Mr. Yin Yang.
So with my grandfather's teachings, my life in Wujiacun was not boring.
And because it’s my birthday tonight, my grandpa specially cooked a table of delicious food for me and invited several of his juniors to eat and drink together.
"Wu You, you are eighteen years old today. Grandpa wants to ask you something."
"Do you want a wife or not?"
I was eating vegetables when my grandfather suddenly looked at me with a smile and asked.
Phew~
The food I just took into my mouth spurted out because of my grandfather's words!
Moreover, by coincidence, all the spray hit Uncle Wu Qi's face diagonally opposite.
Uncle Wu Qishu, whose real name is Wu Yongfu, is a well-spoken and humorous man. Although he is humorous, he is still a bachelor now.
No, my food was sprayed on his face. Not only was he not angry, but he wiped it with the back of his hand and said to me with a smile,
"Xiao Wuyou, you have indeed grown up. From the food you spit out, I can confirm that you have been very angry recently."
"So hurry up and get a wife, Bai Baihuo."
"In our Wujia Village, it's so difficult to get a wife. Look at your seventh uncle and I, I'm still an old bachelor."
"And your sixth uncle, fifth uncle, fourth uncle..."
With that said, Uncle Qi looked at the rest of the people sitting at the table.
The expressions of those named by my seventh uncle varied, some were sighing, some were frowning, and some were indifferent, but without exception, they were all old bachelors!
At this moment, all their eyes were looking at me.
"Xiao Wuyou, what are you waiting for? No one in our Wujia Village has had a wife for many years. Your grandfather has arranged one for you. Why don't you agree quickly?"
"That's right, if you don't agree, our Wu Village will have no way to continue!"
"Your third uncle, I am a bit older, otherwise, I would even want to get married for you!"
Listening to their words, I looked at my grandfather without hesitation, "I want a wife!"
Wujia Village is so big, and it's in a quiet place. There are only a few dozen people in the village, and 99% of them are singles. If I don't seize this opportunity, when will I get a wife?
"good!"
"Grandpa will ask you to come and get married tonight!"
My grandfather laughed, stroking his long gray beard with his right hand and said.
Going to church tonight? !
Isn't this a bit too panicky?
I have never even seen the bride’s face. I don’t know how old she is, whether she is tall or short, fat or thin, or whether she is ugly or not!
And most importantly, tonight is different!
"Grandpa, Tan Langxing comes into the house tonight, with five yellows and seven reds, it is a serious disaster!"
"If I were asked to come and get married tonight, either I would die or the bride would die!"
"How about we change the time?"
I looked into Grandpa's eyes and said helplessly.
My grandfather is a Feng Shui craftsman, and he taught me all the secret techniques of Feng Shui, so it is impossible for him not to know what kind of day tonight is.
However, my grandfather's eyes widened, "Just tonight! No need to discuss!"
Seeing that grandpa was angry, I put my chopsticks on the table angrily, "Then I won't get married. Even if I become a bachelor in the future, I won't get married!"
Tonight Tanlangxing enters the house, five yellows and seven reds, the sex is fast and fierce!
In other words, as long as someone gets married tonight and enters the bridal chamber, one of the newlyweds will die suddenly!
Or, it's some other disaster.
Even if my grandfather is in a hurry to get me married, he can't be so hasty!
"Wu You, this is not up to you."
"You just agreed to grandpa, so you have to get married tonight!"
"It's not impossible to break into the house by Greedy Wolf Star. When the time comes, you just have to follow my instructions to ensure that you and the bride are safe and sound!"
My grandfather looked at me calmly and said.
My eyes lit up, "Grandpa, do you have a way to crack it?"
"It's just, why didn't you teach me how to break into the house of Greedy Wolf Star?"
Grandpa said it can be cracked, so it must be cracked!
Because for so many years, my grandfather has never lied to me. As long as it is something he has said, even if he has not seen it with his own eyes, he can give the most correct answer!
"Isn't this what I'm going to teach you tonight?"
My grandpa smiled at me.
Since grandpa can solve the problem of greedy wolf star breaking into the house, what should I be afraid of?
"Grandpa, where is the bride from? Does she look good?"
"Even if you don't look good, you can't be too ugly. Otherwise, if an ugly daughter-in-law comes into the house, it won't matter to me. I'm just afraid that you will feel offended."
I began to imagine in my mind what kind of person the bride was.
"You'll know then."
Grandpa smiled mysteriously at me and said, "The clothes are ready for you. They are in the back room. Go put them on."
So fast?
"good!"
I wiped my mouth, got up and went to the back room to change clothes.
"Uncle Nian Jin, are you sure it's tonight?"
Outside the house, Uncle Wu Qi's extremely serious voice came.
Wu Nianjin is my grandfather’s name.
"That's for sure, tonight."
My grandfather replied to Uncle Wu Qi.
Then, there was silence outside the house.
By the time I got dressed into the groom's official wedding attire and walked out with a big red flower on my chest, Grandpa and the others had already cleared away all the food on the table.
"Let's go."
After Grandpa finished speaking, he walked out of the door with his hands behind his back.
Uncle Wu Qishu and the others also followed his grandfather's example, with their hands behind their backs behind their backs.
I quickly followed.
The moonlight is very bright outside. Although we are in the mountains, the moonlight is shining down, and everything around us can be seen relatively clearly.
Soon, my grandfather took me to the back mountain.
"Grandpa, where are we going?"
"Except for our Wu family's ancestral temple, there is nowhere to go in the back mountain."
I originally thought that grandpa would take me towards the mountains. After all, there are villages outside the mountains.
"You'll know when we get there."
Grandpa said from the front without looking back.
When we arrived at the entrance of the ancestral hall of the ancestral temple, there were two candles lit inside, and the dim flames could be seen faintly swaying through the windows.
Grandpa stood at the door of the ancestral hall of the ancestral temple, turned to me and said, "Wu You, go in."
I was stunned, thinking that grandpa asked me to offer incense and kowtow to the ancestors of the Wu family, telling them that something happy was going to happen to our old Wu family.
Although I know this is the ancestral temple of our Wujia Village, I have never been in it since I was a child.
First, my grandfather never allowed me to come or enter the back mountain.
The second reason is because my grandfather said that you are not allowed to enter the ancestral temple to offer incense and worship your ancestors before the age of 18.
"Okay grandpa!"
I agreed and pushed the door open!
But as soon as I entered, I discovered that there were no ancestral tablets here.
Inside the ancestral hall, there is only one coffin!
Looking at the coffin, my eyes stayed on it for a while, and then I frowned.
"Grandpa, how can I offer incense to my ancestors without their ancestors' tablets!"
However, there was no reply from my grandfather behind me. I turned around and saw that the door had been locked at some point!
Bang bang bang!
I wanted to open the door from the inside, but found that it couldn't be opened, so I knocked on the door and shouted outside,
"Grandpa! Open the door quickly!"
"Didn't you ask me to get married tonight?"
"If you lock me here, how can I get married?"
"Uncle Wu, Seventh Uncle, Sixth Uncle, Fifth Uncle, you guys should say something!"
No matter how much I yelled, there was no response from the outside, as if they all mysteriously disappeared!
Just when I was anxious to remove the door panel, suddenly!
Tuk Tuk~
There was a strange noise coming from the coffin behind me!
