After Ye Dong got on the plane, he found his seat and couldn't wait to put on his sunglasses;
It’s indeed a good thing;
Dadong women are genuine;
The flight attendant in front has a really nice figure;
You can see everything inside the professional suit;
Underwear with hollow edges and round breasts;
Black little panties...
only……
It's just that she's not that plump, and her figure is a little bit thinner...
Ye Dong thought;
At this moment, there was a sudden thud in my ear;
came the beautiful and sweet voice of Jasmine, the hacker of Yuehua Palace;
"Does it look good? Ye Dong"
Day, how did Jasmine know that I was looking at beautiful women;
Did she guess it?
Ye Dong was a little embarrassed and responded;
"I want to try our Yuehuadian high-tech products, they are really good;"
Jasmine seemed to have guessed Ye Dong's thoughts and said with a smile;
"This high-tech product looks like ordinary sunglasses. It has strong transparency and can penetrate walls more than one meter thick. It can also be used as a self-defense weapon in critical situations. The lenses and frames can kill people, but you don't know something. It’s…”
Jasmine paused and continued;
"What you see in the sunglasses will be clearly displayed on my computer screen..."
Damn, that’s it;
Ye Dong was extremely embarrassed at this moment, but then he thought about it;
"Food and sex are good, what man is not lustful? Besides, the women of the island country are gentle and beautiful. If you have such a treasure in your hand, if you make good use of it, wouldn't it be a waste of natural resources?"
After calming down, he replied to Jasmine;
"Sister Jasmine, it's very boring on the plane. I just want to enjoy it for myself. When Zhao Pengfei said goodbye, the atmosphere was too tragic. We need to let people take a breather and relax;"
Jasmine's refreshing voice reached my ears, like the tinkling of spring water;
"Well, that's understandable. I'm also asking if you look good or not. I have no other meaning. How about we chat about something fun? How about a joke?"
Ye Dongzheng had this intention;
It is said that Jasmine, who combines talent and appearance in Yuehua Palace, is the public lover of all the big men in Yuehua Palace. Today, I, Ye Dongke, am going to tease her;
Just listen to Ye Dong say;
"How about we guess a riddle? There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and water flows all year round. No cattle or sheep come to graze, but only monks come to wash their hair! Please type a word, what is it?"
After saying this, he burst into laughter;
Unexpectedly, Jasmine responded;
"The endoscope of the Guanghan Palace hangs high, and the ice and snow skin is reflected clearly;
In one calamity, the world of mortals flies across the purple road, and the Nine Heavenly Luan rides on to form a good relationship;
The giant mango drinks sweetly and hides in the valley, the young deer hums shyly and hums the wild flowers in the grass;
Where can I find a new person in Gushe, whose appearance has not aged for thousands of years? "
As expected, he is a master, he speaks well, and he actually knows that doing this kind of thing can keep his appearance forever;
The word "shoot" is the finishing touch;
Ye Dong was very excited about poetry and quickly said again;
"The people in the deep house are quiet and enjoy the spring night, and all the flutter in my heart and bones disappears;
The flowers and leaves once broke the stamens, and the willows shook the willow branches again;
Three thousand formations are fiercely fought with golden spears, and silver candles are coming to Qibajiao;
It does not hinder the muscles and bones of the two bodies, and can remove the cloud bridge with just one roll;"
After saying that, there was silence on the other end;
Ye Dong felt a little uneasy;
Because Zhao Pengfei warned himself not to catch Jasmine's attention, otherwise he would die without knowing how;
When asked why again, Zhao Pengfei said with a dark expression;
"If you really want to do it, I'll put aside the idea of helping others and respect the fate of others..."
After that, he said nothing and walked straight forward;
In the midst of uneasiness;
Jasmine's heavenly voice came to my ears again;
"Langtaosha
Early release of Bo Luoshang
Try orchid soup together
Playing in the water and learning how to be a mandarin duck
The sound of the windlass under the water is constant
Peach fragrance in the waves
Spring is too crazy
Regardless of residual makeup
Red lotuses and two scoops reflect the light
It’s the most soul-destroying time
Dew wet flower room
Backyard banquet
half-collapsed breeze
A bright moon in a garden
It’s hard to express the feeling that is so confusing
Beauty comes from more love
Be a Hanlin romance
Look back and smile
But it's better than having a tight chest
Wandering clouds and stagnant rain
Listen to the cooing voice
Shadows of pine and bamboo
The fragrance of osmanthus blows"
Jasmine is so knowledgeable and talented!
Hearing that Jasmine was not angry, Ye Dong secretly felt relieved;
But there is nothing to say about this topic any more;
Jasmine’s pleasant voice came to my ears;
"Ye Dong, I wish you good luck, and you can contact me anytime!"
After saying that, he turned off the receiver with a bang;
At this moment, when Ye Dong was asked to look at the flight attendant, he couldn't stand it anymore;
Suddenly I thought that since I was going to Dadong, it was very necessary to get to know the nation of Dadong;
Then I thought of a legend. Although it is said to be a joke, it does reflect some of the character traits of the Dadong people in some aspects;
It is said that during the Song Dynasty, after Pan Jinlian, the wife of Wu Dalang, had an affair with Ximen Qing, Wu Dalang was not strong enough. She often found opportunities to fight with Ximen Qing. However, due to her inferior skills, she was beaten half to death every time and was often laughed at and despised by Pan Jinlian. , can only sleep under the bed every night, thinking that life is meaningless, it is better to die clean;
One day, Wu Dalang dressed up and jumped into the sea from Shandong Province to commit suicide. However, there is no road ahead. A wooden plank floated in the sea. Wu Dalang fished out the life-saving straw and drifted on the wooden plank for more than three months, eating raw fish every day. Finally, he drifted to a large island, Honshu Island. Wu Dalang After arriving on Honshu Island, the savages elected him as king because he was a civilized race;
Wu Dalang and the wild people on the island got together and multiplied wildly, and they became so romantic and happy that they passed down to the people of Dadong today;
Therefore, Wu Dalang should be the ancestor of the Dadong people;
The following aspects can be evidenced;
The origin of the name Dadong: There were so many descendants that it was difficult to identify them without names, so Wu Dalang named him after the place where they were gathered together at the beginning. Those who gathered together near the ferry were called Watanabe, those who joined together in their own fields were called Honda, and those who joined together in the fields were called Honda. In the field, those who gather together under the pine trees are called pine trees, and those at the feet of bamboos are called bamboo trees... There are many of these;
If there are many children born from a wild union in the same place, they will be identified by Dalang, Erlang, Sanlang, Silang...;
I also thought that Dalang and Erlang had the same name as Wu Dalang (himself) and Wu Erlang (Wu Song), and felt that something was wrong, so Dalang was renamed Taro with a little bit more, and Erlang was renamed Jiro. To this day, most Japanese names are called Watanabe Taro. , Jiro Watanabe, Saburo Watanabe...etc.;
But among all the Dadong people whose names are Taro and Jiro, none are named Dalang and Erlang, just to avoid the name of Wu Dalang and Wu Erlang...
Why are Dadong people generally not tall? It turns out that because Wu Dalang was not tall, this gene was completely inherited by his descendants, so Dadong people are the shortest among many ethnic groups in the world;
The origin of Dadong writing: After the Wuhan University gave birth to children, there were too many children and they had no writing and communication was inconvenient. Their children asked him: they heard that their ancestors were a big country in the East and had a prosperous culture, so they begged for writing to prosper the country;
However, Wuhan University was not very literate and was afraid of being known, so he secretly laughed at himself, so he translated the Chinese characters in his memory, randomly added them to the sounds and meanings, and gave them to the people. Those who could not remember them were taken away randomly. Half of the Chinese characters are Japanese characters and have been passed down from generation to generation. Therefore, most of the Japanese characters appear to be the Han half, and they have the same shape as Chinese but different pronunciation and different meanings. This is why;
The origin of the flag of Dadong: After Wuhan University established the country, society moved forward, and the subjects came to ask for: since the country was established, the country should have a national flag. Wuhan University was also the king, and begged for the national flag;
This was hard to do for Wuhan University. I closed the door for three days, unable to think, and was afraid of being laughed at. I became very angry. In anger, I threw things around in the room. I even threw away a piece of leftover sesame seed cakes, which were sticky. On the wall, Wu Da saw an idea and opened the door to call in the people. He showed the pattern of sesame cakes stuck on the wall and chose it as the Dadong flag, so the Dadong flag is the current pattern.
Why do people in Dadong like to eat sashimi? It turns out that Wu Da drifted on the sea for three months and made a living by eating raw fish. After getting used to eating it, when he arrived in Dadong, he realized that raw fish tasted better than cooked fish, so he taught it to his people. Therefore, everyone in Dadong eats raw fish instead of cooked fish. fish;
Why doesn't Dadong have the habit of sleeping in bed? It turns out that when Wuhan University was in China, because Pan Jinlian was extremely vicious, she did not dare to get close to her every day after marrying Pan. She could only sleep on the ground at night and had no chance to go to bed;
Especially after Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian hooked up, they could only sleep on the floor in the hall and were not allowed to enter the room. How dare they expect to sleep on a bed. As a matter of routine, Wuhan University felt that sleeping on the floor was more comfortable than sleeping on a bed;
After Dadong became the king, he originally wanted to resume sleeping on beds, but seeing that the bed was in bad condition, he ordered all the subjects in the country not to make beds, but to sleep on the ground. Therefore, there were no beds in Dadong, and everyone in the country slept on the ground.
The origin of sumo wrestling and wrestling: When Pan Jinlian was hooking up with Ximen Qing at Wuhan University, he wanted to fight Ximen Qing desperately, but he was short in stature and had no martial arts skills. Every time he rushed forward, his head only reached Ximen Qing's navel, and he could only hug Ximen. Ximen Qing would not let go of Qing's thigh, and Ximen Qing would often just grab Wu Da's shoulders, raise his arm and throw him, causing Wu Da to run away with a black nose and swollen eyes.
Wu Da still remembers this deeply. After Dadong became king, his children heard that Eastern martial arts were so magical, so they asked Wu Da for help. Wu Da thought that Ximen Qing's technique of throwing him was very miraculous and useful, and he only had sumo wrestling. The skills are combined into one and taught to the people. Therefore, Dadong martial arts is most popular in sumo and wrestling;
The origin of Bushido: After Wuhan University created the martial art of Dadong Wrestling, the Chinese people respected it as a national martial art and asked for a name. Wuhan University thought that this technique was passed down from the Wu family and was the Wu family's Taoist technique, which was called the Wu family's Tao. It has been passed down to this day and evolved into the Bushido...
Thinking of this, Ye Dong secretly thought;
It’s true that Wu Dalang went to Honshu Island to be at ease and enjoy the spring scenery of the world. Needless to say, he didn’t expect that he would create such a lot of harm in the world now;
I think it was because Wu Dalang had been bullied by Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian for many years and was used to suppressing his emotions that he developed such a narrow-minded, perverted and cruel mind in Dadong people;
Some people say that Dadong people "pay attention to small details but not great righteousness" and "fear power but not be moral". This is really the most appropriate evaluation;
Every country will have its own characteristics;
Like China, it is the "gold mean" that embraces all things. The word "harmony" contains almost all national characteristics;;
Country M, for example, has the universal values of a "free nation".
A nation, no matter how long its history is, how many ups and downs it has experienced;
It will eventually form its own set of "national characteristics";
In the history that we are more familiar with, starting from the Qin Dynasty, which is the Yayoi period in Japan, at the beginning of this era, cultures such as pottery, iron, bronzeware, and paddy fields appeared, making Japan gradually become an agricultural society;
In the middle of the Yayoi period, the king of the Wonu Kingdom in Kyushu paid tribute to the Han Dynasty and was awarded a gold seal;
In other words, Dadong at that time had already begun to pay tribute to China and was a "vassal state" of China;
A vassal state refers to a country that retains certain sovereignty in name but is actually subordinate and controlled by the sovereign state to a certain extent in terms of internal affairs, diplomacy, and economy;
In other words, since the Qin Dynasty, Dadong has been learning all aspects of the suzerain country, Hua, from ideas to customs and etiquette;
So even today, in many places, we can still see the shadow of various Chinese cultures in Japanese traditional culture;
However, the Wonu Kingdom itself was not willing to be just a "vassal state" of the Chinese state. Whenever the Chinese state changed its political power and the current situation was turbulent, the Dadong people always wanted to come and get involved;
The term "Japanese pirates" is a "proper noun" created for the Dadong pirates who invaded the Chinese territory;
The reason why Dadong has repeatedly invaded our country since ancient times is because their land area and geographical environment are relatively harsh;
Unlike China, which has a vast territory and abundant resources, Dadong has a small land area and it is difficult to develop agriculture. The only thing we can rely on is fishery;
In ancient times, Dadong's resources were quite scarce;
In addition, due to being an island nation, natural disasters such as typhoons, volcanic eruptions, and earthquakes often occur;
This further led to frequent civil strife in Dadong;
How can Dadong be "harmony" if the right time and location are not available?
Compared with the one-third of an acre of our own land, China’s geographical location and natural advantages are simply what Dadong people dream of;
Next door is a land of plenty and a wealthy family. Dadong, a poor neighbor, is making calculations in his mind every day, waiting like a vulture for an opportunity to take a bite of China;
Therefore, Dadong’s three wars of aggression against China illustrate all this;
The Sino-Japanese Wanli Korean War during the Wanli Period of the Ming Dynasty, the Sino-Japanese War of Sino-Japanese Sino-Japanese Sino-Japanese War and the modern Great Eastern War of Invasion of China;
Dadong's cultural heritage is extremely complex. It not only mixes Eastern Confucian cultural thoughts, but also learns from Western humanism and logical theory, and combines its own myths and stories with traditional customs;
Ultimately resulting in a "three dissimilarities";
This creates a very strange phenomenon;
Dadong people can learn anything very quickly, but they have very little endurance;
Dadong culture is rich and complex, but it is not specialized;
Dadong people have a relatively high level of science and technology, but have no self-confidence;
To put it bluntly, it lacks “cultural roots”;
Therefore, when Dadong launched a war and became an Axis power, the long-standing "unconfidence" found a source of outlet and inflicted weapons and violence on innocent civilians and women;
Even among the Axis powers, Dadong is the most insane and morally corrupt;
Western countries like the United Kingdom and France, which have relatively profound historical and cultural heritage, even if they decline, fall behind, and their economy is not as good as it used to be, the cultural heritage they learned from history still exists;
But Dadong really doesn't have such a thing. You can clearly feel that they "pay attention to details" but "have no big ideas";
Let’s take the matter of “sex”;
The Dadong nation is a country with a very open personality;
However, in such a "sexually open" society, the entire group appears to be particularly "shy" and "conservative", especially the women of Dadong;
Dadong, which lacks "cultural heritage", has been jumping over and over again on the moral bottom line. They have no set of ideas and values of their own;
History has proven time and time again that Japan’s bottom line is always flexibility, independence and change;
It further illustrates that their nation has a typical characteristic of "fearing power but not virtue";
Therefore, Dadong is a rather pathetic nation;
Due to the harsh geographical environment, the ancient Dadong people suffered from hunger, cold and war all year round, and had problems with food and clothing. Naturally, they could not develop a high level of civilization;
The backward civilization further strengthened the lack of self-confidence of the Dadong people, causing them to be extremely anxious and constantly learn the culture of other advanced countries, whether good or bad, and absorb it all;
However, they cannot learn the essence of other countries’ cultures, and only keep the surface, shoddy and inferior, to show their own strength;
When truly powerful countries appear, their true nature is exposed and they start begging for mercy from the powerful countries;
In the end, Dadong became a strange little country;
Have dignity, but not much, have a bottom line, but no lower limit.
This time the problem of nuclear wastewater once again proves the bad nature of their nation;
Do you think the nation of Dadong is really worthless?
Not necessarily, their nation actually does have quite a lot of advantages;
Resilient, ambitious, efficient, detail-oriented, with a strong sense of ritual, etc.;
But when it comes to big matters of right and wrong, most people in Dadong don’t have a clear idea of what is right and what is wrong;
One flaw covers everything;
As long as their nation has no bottom line, no matter how many advantages they have, they will still be a hateful nation;
But the women of Dadong are indeed very good, especially gentle, considerate and good at work, but they make countless Chinese men extremely yearn for them;
Thinking of this, Ye Dong thought of Aoi Snow, an intriguing smile appeared on his lips, and he fell asleep unconsciously;
