Jinyi Baihu's expression was serious, without any tone of discussion, and his expression was anxious.
"Why do you want to enter the palace?" Li Qing asked.
"This is an imperial edict."
"Where's the imperial edict?"
"...oral order." Baihu in Jinyi stepped forward quickly and whispered, "How dare I pretend to pass on the Holy Spirit's oral order? Divine Doctor Li should quickly follow me into the palace."
Realizing that his official power could not suppress Li Qing, Jinyi Baihu restrained his domineering momentum and explained:
"The Holy Dragon's body violates the law and cannot be delayed for a moment."
Li Qing was slightly startled, "What's going on?"
"...Doctor Li, don't ask. You'll find out when you enter the palace." It's hard for hundreds of people in Jinyi to talk about it. Even if they don't hide their illness, there are Li Hong, his wife, and Wang Shouren, so how can he dare to talk nonsense.
Li Qing didn't want to argue with a hundred households and walked out first.
"is it serious?"
Baihu hurriedly followed him and explained in a low voice, "It's serious, but it's not serious."
After leaving the door, he said: "Your Majesty... diarrhea is very serious."
Li Qing frowned slightly and said in surprise: "That shouldn't be the case. Could it be that the royal food in the palace is not clean?"
"This... I don't know for sure." Baihu urged, "Submit to authority in emergencies. Can Divine Doctor Li know how to ride a horse?"
"Well, let's go."
…
Qianqing Palace, side hall and clean room.
Zhu Youtang was biting the towel in his mouth, his fat face was twisted, and his forehead was covered with sweat. He almost couldn't pull it off, but he just couldn't get up...
The little eunuchs all changed into two respectful buckets.
"Hmm..." The veins on Zhu Youtang's neck popped out, and then there was a crackling sound, but it was only a few drops.
He stood up confidently and tremblingly. Then, as soon as he straightened up, he immediately sat down again, and there was another crackle.
"Where's Divine Doctor Li? Why hasn't he come yet?" Zhu Youtang got angry inexplicably.
"Your Majesty, Doctor Li is here."
"Hurry up." Zhu Youtang didn't care about the etiquette. He was in a lot of discomfort right now. Not to mention reviewing the memorial, he couldn't even stand up.
After a while, a young man walked in with a disgusted expression.
When I came up, I asked, "What have you eaten?"
"You..." Zhu Youtang was angry at first, and then felt guilty again, "Both of you, stand down."
The waiting young eunuch responded respectfully, glanced at Li Qing a few more times, and stepped out with relief.
Li Qing wrinkled his nose and said, "Don't hide your illness and tell the truth about what you eat."
"I ate some boiled mutton, donkey meat, and fish fillets..." Zhu Youtang's stomach was empty and he farted constantly, not to mention feeling uncomfortable. "I also ate some oranges. Please think of a solution quickly."
"Who told you to eat these?" Li Qing frowned, "Didn't I tell you that you should have a light diet, but you ignored me?"
"You are so presumptuous..." Zhu Youtang was already feeling uncomfortable, and was even more angry after being scolded by Li Qing. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, the air leaked from below, and kept popping.
Li Qing turned and left.
"You, you, you..." Zhu Youtang stammered, panicking.
After a while, Li Qing came in after taking a breath and said directly: "Stop squatting and wipe your butt and get up."
"You...you think I don't want to?" Zhu Youtang relaxed a little, but was also a little angry, "I can't get up!"
"...are your legs numb?"
"It's not just numbness, but... when it comes together, it causes diarrhea." Zhu Youtang felt a little embarrassed, and a blush appeared on his pale, fat face.
"If I had known this, why would I have done it in the first place." Li Qing muttered and said, "The more you behave like this, the more diarrhea you will have. Just get up."
"I..." Zhu Youtang whispered angrily, "How do you fix your pants?"
"Just change some clothes, what's the big deal?" Li Qing looked puzzled.
...It’s not you who dares to be embarrassed!
Zhu Youtang took a breath, then suddenly wrinkled his nose and said, "I'm already like this, why don't you hurry up and give me a prescription!?"
"...You get up first."
"Give me a hand."
"..." Li Qing had no choice but to hold his breath and stepped forward, grabbing him.
As soon as Zhu Youtang got up, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and his instinct was to squat down again.
Li Qing didn't give him a chance and directly dragged him out.
He was so powerful that Zhu Youtang couldn't resist at all.
"Slowly..."
Li Qing didn't listen.
Zhu Youtang had no choice but to quickly pull up his pants. After pulling up his pants, he suddenly realized that he hadn't wiped his butt yet.
After such a delay, he was dragged out by Li Qing. Zhu Youtang was angry and anxious, but it was difficult to speak. With so many people watching, if he said it, he would die of shame?
"Go wherever you need to go, don't hang around here, I'm fine." Zhu Youtang's voice was gentle, and he didn't dare to exert any force at all.
"I (servant) retire."
The royal guards and the young eunuchs dispersed.
Zhu Youtang then said: "Quickly prescribe me some side medicine, this diarrhea is too unpleasant."
"Do you dare to eat like that again?"
"You...!" Zhu Youtang wanted to be angry, but he didn't dare. He put his butt between his legs and said, "Stop being so verbose and hurry up. I'm going to punish you for delaying state affairs."
"Is there any medicine with immediate effect?" Li Qing rolled his eyes, "You go and lie down first. It's best to take a nap and then prescribe the medicine when you wake up."
"Where...where can I sleep?" Zhu Youtang put his legs together, squirming, "Hurry and help me back, I...can't bear it any longer."
Li Qing just pretended not to hear and led him to the bedroom.
Zhu Youtang wanted to resist, but he didn't dare to exert force. With his small steps, he was just like a little daughter-in-law who wants to resist but welcomes.
'Puff puff……'
He farted all the way, and when he arrived at the dormitory, his pale, fat face was already red.
Shameful, so shameful.
Along the way, many slaves saw him in embarrassment, and he wanted to crawl into a crack in the ground.
"Well, they don't dare to make fun of you." Li Qing comforted, "No one dares to discuss it privately anyway, so just pretend you didn't see it."
"...It's all your fault." Zhu Youtang was angry.
Li Qing was speechless: "You are obviously greedy, why are you blaming me?"
Zhu Youtang lost his temper, not because he was generous, but because when he got angry, air leaked from below.
When he came to the bedroom and lay down, he felt a little better and the feeling of diarrhea was alleviated.
"Improve that weight loss meal of yours and add a few more dishes to it." Zhu Youtang said, "When I ate that, I felt weak all over, and I became irritable and irritable. I couldn't even keep up my energy to handle official duties... If I eat it again... I've lost weight, but I've also collapsed."
Li Qing smiled helplessly, "Okay."
There is no way, after all, Zhu Youtang is not an idler who doesn't do anything, so he can't treat himself too badly.
This was expected by Li Qing, but Li Qing didn't expect that he would break the power so quickly and even overeat in revenge.
It was rare for Li Qing to speak easily. Zhu Youtang's depressed mood improved a lot and said: "I haven't seen you enter the palace recently. Doesn't the Supreme Emperor's dragon body need to be recuperated?"
"Recuperation is also recuperation. It is not necessary to take medicine." Li Qing explained, and then asked: "When you eat those things...how do you feel?"
Zhu Youtang was startled and said truthfully: "I feel so happy, I really want to be there."
Li Qing: "..."
"Your Majesty, you should exercise some restraint." Li Qing said sternly, "How can a king of a country shoulder the great responsibilities of the country without a good body?"
"You don't need to tell me this," Zhu Youtang snorted, "It's not that I can't endure hardship, it's just that your weight-loss meal, which is just like a monk's, makes me unable to concentrate on official duties."
Li Qing did not refute him this time. He thought for a while and said, "How about adding a chicken leg to each meal and two oranges after the meal?"
"Two are not enough to fit between my teeth." Zhu Youtang opened his fat hands, "Five!"
"Ten or a hundred are enough. As long as you don't care about your health, it doesn't matter if you eat whatever you want." Li Qing said lightly, "A majestic emperor only cares about the desires of his mouth and stomach. How could this be done by a wise king?"
"You...puff puff..."
Zhu Youtang was furious.
But he couldn't get angry now. Kuku farted when he was a little excited, so he had to calm down.
"Two chicken drumsticks, five oranges, that's it. I won't overeat in the future." Zhu Youtang hummed, "The emperor keeps his word, and I will do what I say."
Li Qing sneered: "You've said this before, what's the result?"
Zhu Youtang's face heated up and he muttered: "Who knew that if you took your weight loss meal for a long time, it would have such big side effects?"
Li Qing: "..."
You can't become fat with just one bite. Likewise, if you want to lose weight, it won't happen overnight.
Judging from Zhu Youtang's overeating this time, he couldn't bear the hardship at all. He really couldn't bear the high-intensity weight loss. Besides, he was still an emperor and had to deal with the government affairs of a country.
"No more."
"Okay, I will practice what I say." Zhu Youtang said.
Then, he added: "You'd better prescribe a prescription. Diarrhea... it's really uncomfortable."
Li Qing nodded: "Don't eat greasy food in the past few days. I will prescribe medicine for you for three days. Remember, you can only use new recipes after taking the medicine, unless you still want to be like today."
"Ang, I understand." Zhu Youtang nodded and said, "After prescribing, you go to Changle Palace to diagnose the Emperor's pulse."
"good."
~
Changle Palace.
The king and his ministers chatted freely, and the topic revolved around maritime trade.
Zhu Jianshen asked: "There is the Shen family in the north, but what about the south?"
"The Li family."
"Which Li family...Yongqinghou Mansion?"
Li Qing nodded.
Zhu Jian was deeply surprised and pondered: "Strictly speaking, the Li family is also an official gentry, and a high-ranking official gentry; also, Li Hong is a descendant of Cao Guogong Li Wenzhong, who is Taizu's nephew, and Wanqing is my sister. Get up, we are all a family; gòйЪ.ōΓg
I really don’t want to make the whole family unhappy. "
"Don't worry, I'm here." Li Qing said, "How could I not have considered these things you are worried about?"
"As long as you know what's going on." Zhu Jianshen sighed and said, "After the New Year, you will be busy again. I wonder if we can see each other again in the future."
"Relax, your health is not that bad." Li Qing smiled, "Besides, it's not like I won't come back."
Zhu Jianshen smiled bitterly and said, "Don't forget what you promised me!"
"Remember it." Li Qing said warmly: "I never break the promises I make."
"Hey, okay." Zhu Jianshen smiled again. This time, he smiled relaxedly and happily.
…
~
Ever since Li Hong and Zhu Wanqing came to the capital, Li Qing has been completely at ease.
No need to cook, no need to wash dishes, just eat when the time comes, watch after dinner, or chat with Zhu Wanqing about maritime business, plan the future business territory of the Li family,
Relax and enjoy yourself all day long.
In the blink of an eye, the New Year is here...
