Imperial Capital, West Gate.
"Da da da......"
When Li Jian led his troops into the imperial capital, the first light in the sky broke the darkness between heaven and earth.
at this time.
A group of Li Jian's personal guards in plain clothes also arrived with a shrewish woman bought with "heavy sums of money" from the city.
These women were around forty years old, just past the age of shamelessness.
Each of them had a few bruises on their face, and the corners of their eyes were fierce. When they saw Li Jian looking at them carefully, their faces were full of impatience, and their thin lips were turned up, as if they wanted to spit on Li Jian.
They don't care whether Li Jian is a general!
It doesn’t matter whether Li Jian can be provoked or not!
Even the emperor has seen this shrew in the imperial capital, and she has a lot of courage.
Li Jian was born as an old censor, and he could tell at a glance that these were a group of shameless women who could spit poison from their mouths.
The verbal fighting power must be very powerful.
What a talent!
at this time.
Li Jian couldn't help but feel sympathy for each other in his heart.
However, he will not show up, ride by the team, and ride to the imperial city.
After a while.
This group of women, led by several plainclothes guards of Li Jian, spread out on various streets, put on their tools, and waited for the opportunity.
Not long after.
Officials from all walks of life who want to go to court walk out of the house and embark on the road to go to court.
In the imperial capital.
According to the size of the official position, the place of residence varies.
Generally speaking, when the officials are small, their mansions are far away and there are more people riding horses.
Those who are close to the road are all high-ranking officials, who live around the imperial city, and there are more people riding in sedan chairs.
The residence of Right Prime Minister Cao Wei is not far from the imperial city, and he went to court in a sedan chair.
now.
Cao Wei sat on the sedan with a disgusted look on his face.
Damn tigress, she dared to threaten her son's widow, she was so unhuman!
but.
Cao Wei thought of the little cuties his two sons had left behind, the beauties that smelled of youth with every bite, and he couldn't bear it!
only.
The tigress tortured him so hard last night, what a sin! "
"Get up the sedan!"
Those who could carry the sedan chair for the right prime minister Cao Wei were all masters. Their steps were consistent and their breathing was consistent. The sedan chair rocked slightly. Cao Wei sat in it and dozed off, enjoying himself very much.
Sudden.
"puff......"
The sound of water splashing to the ground sounded in front of the sedan.
Immediately afterwards.
The four bearers stopped quickly.
The sedan shook violently, and due to inertia, Cao Wei almost fell out of it.
At this time.
The voice of the Cao family's guard came from outside the sedan: "How reckless!"
"How dare you throw excrement in front of the Prime Minister's sedan chair? Don't you want to live?"
Immediately afterwards.
A smell of feces and urine wafted into the sedan.
Smells, smells bad!
The smell is disgusting.
Cao Wei took a breath, and his expression changed drastically, as if he had inhaled a breath of poisonous gas.
The liquid in his stomach was boiling, his throat felt dry, and he almost vomited.
"call......"
Cao Wei quickly covered his mouth and nose with his official sleeves: "Get off the sedan!"
He stepped out to take a look.
Suddenly stunned!
I saw twenty or thirty middle-aged women on both sides of his official sedan, each carrying a chamber pot, their eyes glowing green, looking at him eagerly.
Even though Cao Wei's concentration was so extraordinary, he couldn't help but be shocked!
Needless to say, this was meant for him.
What are you doing?
Assassination?
Not like it!
These women did not block the path of the sedan, and they did not hold weapons in their hands. The guards of the Cao Mansion had no reason to arrest anyone.
At this time.
The leading woman rolled her eyes and said, "It turns out that the person in the sedan chair is Prime Minister Cao!"
"The slave family and a group of sisters got up to pour the chamber pot, but accidentally knocked it down on the road!"
"Please, Prime Minister, don't blame me!"
Cao Wei frowned, and naturally he would not argue with the woman: "Cao family guard, let's go!"
The Cao family guard warned fiercely: "If you dare to miss again, I will chop off your hands!"
It’s a good thing that the Cao family’s guards didn’t say this!
Saying this is like poking a hornet's nest.
"Ouch..."
The leading woman's ouch was the signal for the verbal war to begin: "The Prime Minister doesn't blame us anymore, why are you, a junior official in the Prime Minister's family, so arrogant?"
"I accidentally knocked down a chamber pot. Why are you so mean?"
"If you are so cruel to the Sirius invaders in Huangzhou, I will admire you!"
"What is your ability to hurt us women?"
Immediately afterwards.
A group of women started chattering: "That's right! As soon as the King of Huangzhou went to Huangzhou, he swore to defend Huangzhou and fight to the death with the Sirius people. That's what a hero is!"
"You officials are all huddled in the imperial capital enjoying the splendor and wealth, and you are just going out to fight in the army. Are you just living in your own nest?"
"You are all people without eggs!"
"By the way, Prime Minister Cao, when do you plan to ask the court to send troops?"
Cao Wei had a headache.
When did he have the power to decide when to send troops?
really.
These garrulous women know nothing!
At this moment, he really wanted to arrest all these women and put them in prison in the imperial capital!
But, have these women committed any crime?
If he used his power to do this, the group of red-clad censors in the court would definitely rush up like sharks smelling blood and tear him apart with words.
Frustrated!
It’s so frustrating!
As soon as he thought this, a red-clad censor on horseback came from behind the sedan, with piercing eyes, which made Cao Wei's heart tremble.
He held his nose and quickly entered the sedan: "Hurry up, otherwise, you will be late for the court!"
then.
Cao Wei's troops advanced rapidly towards the palace.
And those shrews followed along with chamber pots, asking, "Aren't the people from Huangzhou people from Daxia?"
"Why do you have to watch them die under the sword of the Sirius?"
"Isn't the King of Huangzhou your Majesty's son?"
"Why didn't you save me?"
"You stupid official!"
Cao Wei smelled of feces and urine in his nostrils and was scolded so hard that he could only urge: "Hurry up!"
Finally, as they approached the palace gate, the group of shrews dispersed!
Cao Wei got off the sedan and almost burst into tears when he smelled the smell of urine on his official robe.
This way.
What on earth has he experienced?
The imperial court delayed sending troops to Huangzhou, although it allowed him to drink two more glasses of good wine and cursed that stinky old man Jiu to die in Huangzhou early.
But, it wasn’t his fault!
What does it have to do with him?
At this time.
The Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, who is in charge of Daxia's money and food, has arrived!
I saw the Secretary of the Ministry of Finance and his party, covered with feces and urine, and the situation was a hundred times more embarrassing than his team.
The Minister of Hube got off the sedan chair and ran to the palace moat with a pale face: "Wow..."
The vomiting made Cao Wei sick.
Then, he also ran over and vomited until his stomach was empty.
The two looked at each other innocently with tears in their eyes!
The Minister of Household Affairs looked up to the sky and roared: "What a shame and humiliation!"
"What a shame!"
"It's not my fault for delaying the dispatch of troops. Why should I bear the blame and be splashed with shit all the way!"
"My whole life's reputation has been ruined!"
"Right Prime Minister, I will retire and return to my hometown today when I go to court. Please help me!"
"Why......"
Cao Wei was also full of grievances and had nowhere to complain!
After a while.
Sima Jian also got off the sedan in embarrassment and glanced at Cao Wei and the Minister of Hubu with a pale face.
Suddenly, I felt much better.
Because he only smells like urine.
Unlike these two important court officials, the strange smell on their bodies was mixed with feces and urine.
Shortly after.
One by one, the important officials of the imperial court arrived in front of the palace with pale faces. They smelled the strange smell on each other's bodies, looked at each other, their faces darkened, and they were no longer in the mood to chat!
I can't live this day!
At this time.
The palace door opens.
The ministers filed in with a strange smell.
Subsequently.
Li Jian came on horseback with a faint smell of urine.
His eyes swept across the darkness on the faces of the ministers, and he was smiling in his heart!
The preparation has been completed.
Let the show begin!
Fighting with the emperor is really endless fun!
