Chasing girls.
A dimensionality reduction attack, Lin Ye dares to become a god - what kind of god? God of love!
The number of girls He has pursued has made even the scumbag Chao Xiang worship him and believe in him.
Hearing this, the leader asked greedily without any doubt.
"Second brother, please tell me quickly. My happiness for the rest of my life depends entirely on you!"
Different from the eagerness of the big boss, Lin Ye was calm and relaxed, like a divine doctor healing a disease, he said with a smile.
"Master, before I help you, please tell me where you and Miss Ah Hui have come. I can also prescribe the right medicine for you."
"Which step?"
"That's right," Lin Ye looked around, then secretly glanced at Shen He who was bowing his head in the distance, pulled the head master over, put their arms around each other, and whispered, "Pursuit is not the ultimate goal, not even marriage. Staying together forever, Growing old together is a perfect ending."
"Love is unpredictable. I've summarized it. Of course, there are also special circumstances where it takes off in one step. But roughly, these are the three stages I divide love into."
"These three stages are the pursuit stage, with marriage as the dividing point, followed by the couple stage... The rest are a bit complicated and have nothing to do with you. Let's talk about this pursuit stage separately."
The headmaster's head was spinning after hearing this. The God of Love and the tip of the iceberg of knowledge he spoke about clogged the headmaster's brain circuit.
The idea of being the head of the family is very simple, marry Ah Hui back home, and the rest of the things will be the same as his parents. He will be responsible for earning money outside to support the family, while his wife and children will be responsible for heating the kang at home. When the children grow up, he and Ah Hui will Hui is arranging marriage arrangements for her children.
To a certain extent, the boss can also fantasize and think long-term, with a simple beauty.
Let's get back to the topic and listen to Lin Ye continue to talk.
“The pursuit stage is like playing cards, everyone’s cards are different.”
"Because before the pursuit, the relationship between the two people was also varied and different. Some were childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, some were strangers and fell in love at first sight, and some were colleagues who fell in love with each other over time..."
"The above relationships are actually pretty good. There are all kinds of birds in the forest. Some are dramatic, such as the relationship between enemies, and having to love each other sharply, and some only finding out after getting together that the other person is a long-lost brother and sister, etc."
"Master, you and Miss Ah Hui should fall in love at first sight," Lin Ye said.
Some people may wonder, isn’t love at first sight also a dramatic relationship? This is often done in idol dramas.
However, falling in love with someone is nothing more than two situations: falling in love over time and falling in love at first sight. The biggest difference is the speed of falling in love.
As the saying goes, beauty starts with talent. When you first see someone who can match your xp, you will naturally have a good impression, and you will try to pursue him later.
Unless there are other purposes, such as hunger or food... no one will pursue someone they don't like.
And there are degrees of love at first sight, and the boss is obviously the kind that explodes.
The headmaster nodded blankly, and Lin Ye's words began to sound ethereal and light, entering his left ear and coming out of his right ear. Anyway, he decided that his second brother was right.
Lin Ye saw the boss's reaction and saw that he didn't listen to anything, just like his roommate in the previous life.
Just because I didn't listen to his good advice, I ended up blowing it off, huh.
"It's love at first sight. In fact, this kind of relationship is the most unstable." Lin Ye squinted and sighed.
After hearing this, the headmaster tensed up and asked quickly.
"What should we do?"
Seeing that the boss didn't even question him, Lin Ye smiled with a complicated mood, stopped teasing him, and explained seriously.
“Falling in love with the opposite sex you meet for the first time is, at best, love at first sight, but at worst, it’s greedy for someone’s body.”
"The reason why people fall in love at first sight is that at a certain moment when they meet, a certain characteristic of the other person just fits your fantasy of love, causing you to misunderstand and sink."
"Actually, what you see is not necessarily the true appearance of the other person. With deeper contact, you will realize that what you see at that moment is just a mirage. You will be disappointed. Slowly, the feelings of liking will come naturally. disappeared."
"No! Ah Hui is a pretty and gentle girl!" The boss yelled anxiously as he came to the conclusion that love at first sight may be a false relationship from Lin Ye's tirade.
This roar attracted the members of the treasure thief group who were doing the work, and they looked at the boss suspiciously. At this time, they hoped to change their jobs from being the doers to the people who eat the melons.
Why did the first boss and the second boss get into a fight?
Is it possible that the family is about to separate?
Some people get nervous and need to stand in line!
Then they heard the boss yelling angrily.
"What are you looking at! Are you all full?!" The eldest boss blushed very red, and his complexion happened to be not white. Taking advantage of the darkness and no one noticed, he stood up and pretended to be impatient and scolded.
[The boss scolded me], the effect was okay, but everyone’s transfer failed.
Lao Zhou looked at the first master and the second master, and was very curious about what the two men were talking about. They were a bit far away, and everyone was shouting loudly while eating. He was hard of hearing and couldn't hear clearly. He wanted to get closer, but his intuition over the years told him - -do not go.
My heart is itching unbearably, and I have no choice but to work silently, but Lao Zhou's tooth and mouth are fine.
Shen He in the distance looked up and happened to see the headmaster heading towards
Is it a threat?
His mind was too confused, and Shen He would not deliberately listen to the conversation between Lin Ye and the headmaster, so a misunderstanding arose.
Shen He stood up quickly, stood there, and sat down again after a while.
Lin Ye is a very powerful person and will not suffer any loss. He may have misunderstood and made Lin Ye embarrassed. Shen He thought silently.
Without common sense, Shen He wanted to care about Lin Ye, but he was also cautious, fearing that he would cause trouble to Lin Ye because of his lack of common sense, which would be a disservice.
Lin Ye faced Shen He behind his back, unaware of this scene.
He continued to tell the boss how to pursue a partner...
"Master, I understand your feelings towards Miss Ah Hui. Don't worry, I will try my best to help you catch Miss Ah Hui."
Lin Ye was a little touched when he saw that the boss was sincere towards Ah Hui. In his previous life, he was used to falsehoods on the Internet, and he was also used to reversals.
Today, when you see the sincerity of the master, you will know the true meaning of love.
Just like what the boss said, it requires sincerity and trust.
The boss was also moved after hearing Lin Ye's assurance.
The second brother still understands him.
"Master, given that the relationship between the two is different in the pursuit stage, and the initial favorability of each other is also different, this is exactly what I asked about at the beginning."
"I divide the favorability in the pursuit stage into the hazy favorability period, and this period can be subdivided into one-sided secret love and two-way love."
"After the hazy good feelings period, there is the ambiguous period. Most people are in this relationship. It's ambiguous and tingling. Many people like this feeling."
"The ambiguous period also lasts the longest. After this period, the last step of the pursuit stage begins - confession!"
"Confession?!" The boss trembled.
"Yes," Lin Ye said with piercing eyes, "This is a test of the results of pursuing one party. Whether you live or die, it all depends on this confession. After the confession fails, some people can make a second or third confession. , but more often than not, only once.”
"Master, love is war, so we must not let down our guard." Lin Ye showed a cruel smile, "After all, love is no joke."
After hearing this, the headmaster felt enlightened and enlightened. He grabbed Lin Ye's hand and shook it up and down, feeling excited.
Love = war.
War, this is such a word that can arouse the excitement of the master. Now he can't wait to find Ah Hui to fight and win.
"After listening to all my explanations, Master, you should know where you are now, right?"
"..."
The headmaster recalled how well Ah Hui treated her and was unsure for a moment.
"I don't know if I have unrequited love or if it's an ambiguous period."
"Then let me break it down a bit," said Lin Ye, a little expert in segmentation. "In the ambiguous period, you and I are willing to give each other a gift. If you give her a gift, she is willing to accept it, and she will return the gift. If she gives you a gift, you will happily accept it. Unrequited love is not , the other party will suspect that you have other intentions."
"Master, have you given any gifts to Miss Ah Hui?"
"..."
The boss doesn’t know what Ah Hui likes, so he hasn’t given it to her yet.
"It's okay if I don't give it away. I'm worried that you, Master, will become a bitch."
"What does licking a dog mean?"
"It's a humble creature. It can't be done by being a dog licker. It's a misfortune to be sincere, and it's a misfortune to be sincere."
"Oh, I don't understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand. Let's continue talking..."
Next, Lin Ye started from reality and made suggestions for the boss, who kept nodding in admiration.
The second brother is truly a god.
After the chat, the boss couldn't help but ask.
"My second brother understands love so well, why don't he have a partner yet?"
Lin Ye:......
That's not polite.
Seeing that Lin Ye was silent, the eldest master thought that the second brother had not met anyone he liked, so he patted Lin Ye on the shoulder and said boldly.
"When you help your elder brother catch up with Miss Ah Hui, then ask your sister-in-law to introduce you to a good-looking girl."
Lin Ye smiled when he heard this, "No need."
Then he stood up and patted the dust on his pants, turned around and walked in a certain direction.
The headmaster was still wondering what "unnecessary" meant. He looked in the direction Lin Ye was walking and saw a woman sitting there.
Before the boss arrived, his mind was on the forest and barbecue, and he didn't notice the quiet Shen He in the distance.
At this time, Lao Zhou couldn't bear his curiosity. Seeing Lin Ye leaving, he approached Lin Ye and asked what Lin Ye had said to the boss.
The boss first pointed at Shen He and asked who she was?
Lao Zhou said it was the white-haired immortal who took over the second head of the family.
The boss was stunned.
The master learned a lot about love from Lin Ye.
This this……
The boss gave a thumbs up and expressed sincere admiration.
As expected of the second brother!
However, the headmaster was a little confused and fell into thinking, and did not respond to Lao Zhou's inquiry.
Where have the second brother and the immortal reached?
Lao Zhou, who was left out in the cold, felt aggrieved and did not say anything, so he went back alone...
…………
"Are you hungry?" Lin Ye came to Shen He's side and asked warmly.
