"Every day we spend may be a series of miracles."
Lin Ye looked back on all the big and small things he had experienced since time travel, and felt more and more that it was a miracle that he was still alive.
congratulations.
Two days have passed since Suona carried the coffin. Over the past two days, the aftermath of that shocking funeral has continued to grow.
Some intellectuals have written harshly and commented that the practices of the Death Hall are offensive to customs and disrespectful to the deceased. Others have refuted that the practices of the Death Hall comply with the last wishes of the deceased, and the relatives of the deceased have not come forward to speak out. What the hell are you doing?
As a result, under the deliberate guidance of public opinion from above, a war of words ensued, and the issue of the closure of the Cherno factory gradually faded away.
The name of the Hall of Purity is becoming more and more famous. Many young people know that this company is engaged in funerals, but they don’t want to know too much about it. Nowadays, with its novel funeral method, it has attracted a large number of young people to visit the holy land.
Hutao was ecstatic and quickly put up advertisements. On the notice board in front of the Hall of Rebirth, he wrote something like "Half Price for the Second Monument", "Coffin Dumping Sale", "20% off on Shrouds Over 100,000 Moras", "Group Buying" Big discount, friends come and fight for it" and other confusing words. Someone looked at it for a long time and saw the word "business" between the words.
Unlike Hu Tao, Lin Ye stayed away from these changes, but due to the pressure from Hu Tao's client and the temptation of the holidays, he casually wrote a few advertisements that he was familiar with in his previous life, and spent the rest of the time hiding at home to recuperate.
After the suona carried the coffin, Hutao created a new department in the Hall of Purity, designated a room as an activity room, and wrote a plaque with a strong stroke of his pen.
Let’s take a look at what it says: [The Funeral Service Market Planning and Research Department of Seven Countries in the Seven Kingdoms of the Rebirth Hall, Tewat Continent], referred to as the [Funeral Research Department].
Hu Tao was officially promoted to Lin Ye as department manager. Currently, the only employees are him and Hu Tao, and Hu Tao is still the big BOSS above the manager.
To live up to his boss's expectations, Lin Ye really thought about it in private.
According to his opinion, Shengshengtang needs to expand its business.
Hutao always sells coffins, urns, shrouds and other items that ordinary people cannot come into contact with. If they are suddenly being promoted to these things, they will definitely resist.
In this regard, Lin Ye believes that these things need to be "normalized".
Like building a haunted house?
It can not only improve the relationship quality of couples in Liyue Harbor, but also allow everyone to have more exposure to coffins, ashes and other underworld elements.
As for haunted houses, everyone who knows about them thinks they are fake, and they have become accustomed to them for a long time.
At the same time, Lin Ye also had other ideas in his mind, but he didn't tell Hu Tao. Otherwise, given Hu Tao's character, don't expect a rare vacation.
After all, fishing is the true meaning of life.
Today, two deck chairs and two parasols were set up in front of the pond. Lin Ye, dressed in a smart black shirt, was lying on the deck chair on the left. There was a small mahogany table next to him with fruit drinks.
Lin Ye leisurely drank the ice-cold sour plum juice, using a wooden pipe to suck it, it was cool, and using a blue fire to cool down.
The eye of God should also tend to be life-like and cannot be sanctified.
This is the basic idea of living in a scientific world in the 21st century.
The water type fishes, the fire type barbecues, the thunder type races, the ice type sells ice cream, the rock type does civil engineering, the wind type works as a travel companion, and the grass type - farm!
Lin Ye thought it was a good thing that there was no Olympics in Teyvat, otherwise the Eye of God players would have performed even better than those who had taken stimulants.
He raised his head slightly and looked at the fishing rod set up in front of him to see if there was any movement. There was no movement, and then turned to look at Gulu next to him.
Under the influence of Lin Ye, Gulu also became a glorious fisherman, not the kind of air force. After all, in my own pond, if I don’t feed them, the cute little fish will have no choice but to take the bait.
Under the influence of Lin Ye Zunxin's constitution, Gulu can touch real objects and can see Gulu with the naked eye.
The first time Lin Xiaofeng and Lin Bo met Gulu at home, they saw Lin Ye teaching Gulu how to fish. This close relationship made them mistakenly think that Lin Ye had found a girlfriend.
Granny Zhang happened to be there too and pulled Lin Ye to a corner to chatter.
The young master can't be a scumbag who always gives up and ruins the reputation of the Lin family for many years. Why don't you see that handsome white-haired girl from last time? Divided?
Lin Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He also wanted to find an opportunity to introduce Gulu and explain himself.
Lin Xiaofeng knew about Gulu's existence. When Xiaojin was alive, he would occasionally say mysteriously that our children were blessed by noble people.
Since Xiaojin and Gulu are friends and love each other very much, Lin Xiaofeng treats her as one of his own, vaguely as a daughter.
Gulu muttered about this. She and Xiaojin were obviously best friends, so she was inferior, but she could be Lin Ye's sister.
In short, everyone in the Lin family was no longer surprised by the girl accompanying Lin Ye.
At this time, the girl was still wearing a colorful Hanfu, raising her little feet wearing white embroidered shoes, and sipping the plum juice comfortably.
This is the life a ghost should live.
"Huh? You took the bait!"
Gulu noticed the movement of the fishing rod, quickly put down the pickled plum juice, grabbed the fishing rod and swung it up, and a carp was innocently pulled ashore.
Koi: Mom, I’m coming ashore. I’m coming ashore.
When Gulu saw that it was a red koi, the color of its scales was similar to the color of her clothes, he could not help but feel sympathy for the fish, and threw it into the pond again.
When the water is clear, there are no fish. The pond is an artificial pond and is dug very deep. Except for the area, it is no different from an ordinary pond.
One of Mu Xiaojin's hobbies includes fishing, so Lin Xiaofeng specially made this up. Lin Ye learned his hobby from his mother.
At that time, Gulu couldn't hold the fishing rod, and he didn't find fishing very interesting.
Later, I was able to try it out, and since then I have embarked on a path of no return.
He had only been fishing for two days, and he was in the novice's excitement stage. In addition, he didn't fly every time, which gave Gulu the illusion that he was a fishing genius.
Lin Ye looked at Gulu's pride and thought about finding another place to catch pure water elves in the future...
The so-called fishing guys can catch anything except fish. Anyway, fishing guys will never be in the air force.
As time went by, the sun's rays shone on Lin Ye's abdomen. He stretched out his hand to move the parasol, and then his stomach growled again.
After thinking about it, Lin Ye stood up. Gulu saw Lin Ye standing up and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Let's do it." Lin Ye's answer was concise and to the point.
"oh."
Gulu is a ghost and does not eat whole grains. After signing a contract with Lin Ye, he can also taste it. Maybe Lin Ye's physique has not yet fully awakened. Gulu's sense of taste is very weak, just like being yang in another world, so he is not interested in food. , except for the sweet and sour plum juice.
Seeing this, Lin Ye thought about the opportunity to cooperate with the alchemist to see if he could make Fat House Happy Water.
After traveling through time, you can't just think about fighting and killing, you have to live a happy daily life.
Even if Gulu is more than a hundred meters away from the forest, he can also move around without being restricted to space for a short period of time, which lasts for half an hour. This was what Lin Ye and Gulu experimented with over the past two days.
"Remember to eat quickly, I have to continue fishing." Gulu spoke again.
Lin Ye nodded and just walked out of the courtyard door when he saw Ye Lan chatting and laughing with Lin Xiaofeng in the corridor in the distance.
Ye Lan also noticed Lin Ye, followed Lin Xiaofeng to Lin Ye, and said with a smile.
"Master Linye, you forgot to return my horse."
"Is there anyone else who wants to see you and go to heaven?"
Lin Ye:......
Miss Ye Lan, I always feel that your words are very ambiguous. The first and second sentences can be connected together to become a threatening sentence.
Grab my horse and send you to the west.
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If you want to know what happens next time, let’s wait and see!
