Urinary Escape, you always turn off the light?
Super self-winding system?
Dog licking function?
What is this all about?
Just when Zhang Chulan was confused, he saw a line of water shooting out of his crotch.
The speed is as fast as thunder and lightning.
Not to mention him, even Zhang Xilin, who was laughing "haha" in front of him, didn't react.
He was seduced right then and there, and was given a mouthful of fresh, hot, evil-avoiding boy urine.
The dignified thirty-six thieves from the alien world, the chief culprits of the Jiashen Rebellion, were almost sent away by their grandson at this moment when he soaked in boy urine!
puff--
"Cough cough cough..."
In the extremely silent room, only the waves of violent coughing echoed.
The other three people in the room were stunned by the scene in front of them!
"Hahaha……"
"It is indeed a welfare for time travellers, this system is awesome!!"
Seeing Zhang Xilin's embarrassed appearance, Zhang Chulan couldn't help laughing.
The happy baby's laughter instantly infected the other two people in the room.
"Haha, old man, you have today too!!"
"My son is mighty!"
"What your father has always wanted to do but never dared to do, today your kid actually did it!"
"Haha...ahem..."
The mother on the side couldn't help but chuckle, but it soon touched her heart and caused a cough.
Zhang Yude scolded with a straight face and a serious tone: "Little bastard, I just complimented you a few times and made your mother cough!"
"See if I don't slap your big sinuses!"
People in the Zhang family are all sticklers.
"Snapped--"
As soon as he finished speaking, a clear sound came from Zhang Chulan's butt, which made him cry out "wow" in pain.
"Yude!" His wife glared at Zhang Yude.
Zhang Yude scratched his head angrily and was about to say something when he was suddenly kicked away.
Zhang Xilin quickly picked up Zhang Chulan, glared and cursed: "Asshole! If you dare to hit my eldest grandson, your skin will be itchy, right?"
"You deserve to drink boy urine!"
Zhang Yude rubbed his butt, cursed and got up.
Glancing at Zhang Chulan in his father's arms,
The little bastard has a long way to go, and there will be plenty of opportunities to beat him up in the future!
So he walked to the kang and began to greet his wife.
Zhang Xilin was peeed on by Zhang Chulan's boy, but he didn't show any anger at all. Instead, he looked kind and kind:
"With my eldest grandson's accuracy, the Zhang family will definitely have many children and grandchildren in the future!"
At this time, Zhang Chulan didn't listen to anything the outside world said.
The sound of system prompts echoed in my little mind.
[Your skin, feeling the malice from your father, was affected by the system and rolled into itself. Through unremitting efforts, it evolved into "copper skin and iron bones." 】
[From today on, you no longer have to be afraid of daddy’s seven wolves! 】
Hearing the system prompts in his mind, Zhang Chulan, who was held in Zhang Xilin's arms, had a smile on his face.
This [system] is too ridiculous, right?
Even if you roll it yourself, how come your body is also affected?
Just because of spanking, a copper skin and iron bone formed on the skin?
If I learn a golden light spell or something in the future, what will it be like?
Now,
Zhang Chulan just couldn’t speak.
If he could, he would yell:
"Dad! Hit me!"
"Yes, just use your black tiger to dig out the heart!"
"Stronger! Be more disciplined!"
Of course, this is just what he thought about.
Now don't say that he can't speak. Even if he could speak, I wouldn't dare to do this to him.
If he dared to take action, he would be dismantled into parts by his grandfather in a matter of minutes!
"Hehehe..."
Zhang Chulan thought happily, smiled and gradually fell asleep.
…
However, he didn't know,
The moment his skin and flesh rolled out of the copper skin and iron bones, Zhang Xilin, who was holding him, seemed to feel something.
Zhang Xilin frowned as he looked at his eldest grandson who was as pink as a jade carving in his arms.
Illusion?
Zhang Xilin didn't know if it was because his eyesight was dim or because of an illusion.
I always feel like something has just changed in my grandson in my arms!
But the feeling was just fleeting, and he wasn't sure!
He even dared not use Qi to detect the changes in his grandson, so he could only suppress his doubts for the time being.
Looking at the sleeping little guy, his eyes were filled with kindness.
But soon, a cold light flashed through those kind eyes, and he murmured to himself:
"It seems it's time to think about my descendants of the Zhang family!"
Now the Zhang family's only seedling was born.
He must do something for future generations before he reaches the point where the oil is exhausted.
Plan ahead.
This has always been the creed that Zhang Xilin pursues.
Thinking of this, he put Zhang Chulan on the kang, turned to Zhang Yude, and said:
"Yude, take care of your family, I'm going on a long trip!"
"oh!"
Zhang Yude subconsciously replied, but he soon realized what he was saying, and said in surprise,
"Dad, where are you going?"
Zhang Yude did not say that he knew all the secrets about Zhang Xilin, but he also understood nine out of ten of them.
That's why he's worried.
"Don't ask about your father's affairs!"
Zhang Xilin glared at his son, then glanced at his daughter-in-law on the kang and said,
"In the past, it was okay for us two to hide here and there!"
"Do you still want Chu Lan to be like you?"
Having said this, Zhang Xilin said nothing more, turned around and walked outside the house, saying as he walked,
"Don't worry, I'm just going to meet a few acquaintances and make some preparations."
"Stop by and see if I can get your wife some life-saving things!"
"This time it may take as long as a year, or as little as three or five months to come back!"
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Xilin's hunched figure had already stepped out of the door.
Zhang Yude looked at the door without moving his eyes.
Although the old man has almost no opponents in the alien world with his skills, he still inevitably worries.
Immediately shouted outside the house:
"Dad, feel free to go! At home..."
"Snapped!"
"Ouch!"
"Why did you throw your shoes at me?"
Before Zhang Yude could finish his words, he was hit in the head by a broken shoe flying in from outside the door.
"Guizi, I am going to do something, not to die. Please take good care of my eldest grandson!"
"Don't worry! I guarantee that this little cub will be fat and white!"
After saying that, Zhang Yude looked back at Zhang Chulan, who was sleeping soundly next to his wife, and couldn't help but add in his heart,
"It should...maybe!"
…
It is impossible for Zhang Chulan to be fat!
because of him……
Weaned!
Because of Ma Lian's weak constitution, Zhang Chulan was forcibly weaned by her unscrupulous father just after she was a hundred days old.
And it also has a beautiful name: Eating grain is more powerful and more nutritious than eating milk.
Zhang Chulan was embarrassed to talk about his unscrupulous father.
Are you weaning your child?
Aren’t you just greedy for the child’s stuttering?
I don't know if you were secretly eating alone at night, right?
He has to remember this for the rest of his life!
More than a month later, it was summer in a blink of an eye, and the old man who had been out for the day returned.
And there is one behind him!
Zhang Yude, who was working in the fields, saw this scene and looked surprised. He shouted:
"father……"
"Why did you bring back an illegitimate daughter when you went out?"
"Bang!"
"Ouch...Dad! Why did you hit me?"
"It's time to hit!"
Zhang Xilin glared at Zhang Yude who fell into the rice field and cursed:
"Bastard! What an illegitimate daughter! I picked this up on the road!"
"It just so happens that A-Lian is not in good health, and Chu Lan has no one to take care of her!"
"take care of?"
Zhang Yude got up from the ground in disgrace, with a look of disbelief on his face, pointed at the pink-haired little girl behind the old man, and shouted to the old man:
"Old man! Even if you want an excuse, find one that is convincing, right?"
"Let her take care of Chu Lan and her son?"
"How old is she? Four? Five?"
"Do you think this is appropriate?"
"You might as well say... she's the child bride you brought back to your grandson!"
