This is no joke.
From a small point of view, it means disrespecting the princess; from a big point of view, it means contempt for the royal family. It is definitely a big deal that will make you lose your head.
Lin Wuyue also looked worried.
Lin Yun explained while twisting the spoon in his hand: "You don't understand this! Although this feces smells bad, after I finish processing it, it will become a very fragrant perfume! If you don't believe me, just wait. Look!! It’s coming out soon!”
Lin Wuyue and Ye Wanqing looked at each other and were both intrigued.
They both knew what Lin Yun was capable of, and as long as he said it, he would be able to do it.
It’s still incredible that you can make perfume from poop.
Ah San also looked confused. Although he was always far away, he was still inevitably smelling of feces. Every time he smelled the smell, he would retching.
About two more incense sticks passed, and the pot of feces finally boiled to the bottom.
Lin Yun picked out some more residue, and finally white and brown crystals appeared on the bottom of the pot.
Lin Yun stood up suddenly and laughed loudly: "Success!!"
As he spoke, he took out the dishes and chopsticks he had prepared in advance, put the crystals into the bowl and put them away.
His look made Lin Wuyue and the others dumbfounded.
Especially when I saw him using chopsticks to put it into the bowl, I thought he wanted to eat?
"vomit!!"
Lin Wuyue couldn't bear it anymore, vomited it out, stomped away, and shouted: "Ms. sir, don't touch me again!! You are so disgusting!!"
With that said, he turned around and left.
Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said, "I told you, now it's just a process of making perfume, it won't stink soon! Why don't you believe it?"
Seeing Lin Wuyue leaving, Lin Yun ignored him.
He had already put the produced skatole into a bowl, patted Ah San on the shoulder, and said with a wicked smile: "Ah San, I'll leave the rest to you!!"
"Me? Master Fourteen, I really don't know what to do in my humble position? Why don't you teach me?"
"What don't you know? Clean this place up!! Also, this pot is a precious pimple. Brush it clean and send it back to me!! Do you understand?"...
Ah San was about to burst into tears and said quickly: "Fourteenth Master, you can't just take advantage of your humble position and just leave it to someone else!! Otherwise, you should leave this responsibility to someone else!!"
Lin Yun joked: "What? Can't you bear this little grievance? Remember, this is also my test for you! Stop talking nonsense and clean it up quickly!! If you can't clean it up, you will be dead!!"
As he said this, Lin Yun did not forget to kick him in the butt.
Of course, he looked serious, but he was actually completely joking.
At this time, he was too embarrassed to disturb others, so he could only ask Ah San, who was closest to him, to help.
After that, Lin Yun went home with a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other.
From that day on, Lin Yun was nicknamed Mr. Shit by everyone in Niubei Village!
However, the villagers only dared to say it privately as a joke, but they did not dare to mention it in front of outsiders or in the presence of Lin Yun.
When Lin Yun returned home, he went straight to the operation room.
Lin Wuyue said with concern: "Ms. sir, it's already midnight! If you have anything to do, it's not too late to do it tomorrow! Your health is important!!"
Lin Yun grinned, made a gesture like a hungry tiger pouncing on food, and said: "Okay!! I still have the size of the eldest lady as my husband, so let's go back to the room and make out now!!".
"ah!!"
Lin Wuyue was so frightened that he ducked back and let out a scream.
It wasn't that he was afraid of Lin Yun, but that he was afraid of the filth on his body.
Lin Yun could clearly smell the strong smell just by getting closer to her.
"Okay! No more trouble with you! Madam, please go back and rest first!! I will be busy for a while longer!!"
Lin Yun put the bowl containing skatole on the table.
Lin Wuyue nodded and said, "Then I'll go prepare bath water for Mr. Xiang!!"
She is a clean woman
, her house was kept spotless by her on weekdays, and there was no room for Lin Yun who smelled like shit.
After that, Lin Yun took out the distilled water he had prepared and heated it. He also found the leftover liquor from the last drink and mixed it into skatole according to a specific ratio.
After some twisting, the brown crystals gradually melted, and finally, the liquid mixed with distilled water and white wine turned light yellow.
The smell gradually faded from the initial stench.
But I can still smell the stench.
In desperation, he could only continue to dilute and add distilled water and liquor.
Distilled water does not contain any impurities and can be blended with everything. Because liquor is volatile, it can also volatilize the aroma after being fused with the aroma.
Another half hour passed, and Lin Yun finally found the right dilution ratio, and a faint aroma of jasmine finally emitted from the vessel. Especially after blending with white wine, the smell became even more intoxicating.
Lin Yun took a deep breath, looking intoxicated, and said with a smile, "This tastes really good!"
At this moment, he even thought about his future publicity slogans.
Although jasmine is not too beautiful and stunning, it has the sweetness of roses, the fragrance of plum blossoms, the tranquility of orchids, and the elegance of magnolias.
Moreover, jasmine has always symbolized loyalty and purity, and is absolutely worthy of the noble status of the royal family.
Lin Yun went to such great lengths to make this jasmine perfume despite being scolded by the whole village, just because he wanted to take the opportunity to make friends with the little princess.
Although he had already established a gentlemanly relationship with the emperor, he didn't need to care about the little princess at all.
But Lin Yun has long had the idea of making friends with members of the royal family.
I just never had the chance.
The most important thing is that making friends with the little princess is not that utilitarian.
At least the little princess doesn't care about his identity, just because he can make perfume.
From this point of view, both the emperor and the Eight Wise Kings who met later had high expectations for him.
Lin Yun couldn't imagine that if he encountered setbacks one day or failed in his actions, would the emperor and the Eight Wise Kings still treat him politely?
Therefore, those who do not have deep interests will become true friends and can help themselves when encountering problems.
Afterwards, Lin Yun diluted a large basin of jasmine perfume and put it into wooden bottles.
When he returned to the room, Lin Wuyue had already prepared a large bucket of bath water.
Lin Yun smiled and said: "Madam still feels sorry for me!! Please let me hug you, you miss me so much!!"
Lin Wuyue dodged backwards, but Lin Yun would not give her a chance and directly pulled her into the barrel.
The two of them had a great time playing together like mandarin ducks in the water.
The flirting and teasing lasted for half an hour.
Lin Yun was finally cleaned by Lin Wuyue, and both of them were exhausted. They didn't even clean up the bathtub, so they both lay on the bed and fell asleep.
The next morning, Lin Yun was the first to wake up.
But Lin Wuyue was still sleeping soundly.
Lin Yun saw this and understood that she must have been tired last night.
She must be exhausted from being with him and bathing him.
