"What sound attack?" Niu Jian asked doubtfully.
"Didn't you just say that if you shout, we will all die here."
Niu Jian said disdainfully: "You look very unsmart. How can a person like you be the boss?"
"Then please explain. How will I know if you don't explain?"
"My fifth brother is on the mountain, do you understand? He is very powerful. One fart can kill all of you. He can hear me if I shout, do you understand?"
"Oh, that's right. Then what is your fifth brother's special skill?"
"Hmph, don't try to trick me. Do you think I'm as stupid as you? My fifth brother has already told me that if I meet you evolvers, I won't reveal his tricks even if I'm killed."
"Do you think this is good? I'll buy you a battery and exchange it for your information."
"Hmm -" Niu Jian pondered, "In this case, it's not impossible to consider it."
"Then we have an agreement?"
"No." Niu Jian suddenly changed his tune.
"Why did you go back on your word?"
"Nonsense, I am a man who sticks to his word." Niu Jian said angrily, "You were deceiving me just now. You owe me the battery."
"Hahahaha, right? You just said that I'm not very smart. I forgot about this." Meng Qingxiao smiled dryly and said, "Okay, I owe you the battery, you still have to pay me back." Do you need anything else? Do you have enough songs? Do you want me to buy you a better Walkman? The one that doesn’t need to replace the battery and has power all the time.”
"Is there really such a Walkman?"
"certainly."
"Okay, bring me this Walkman, and I'll teach you how to avoid my fifth brother's tricks."
"Okay, you tell me first. If your method works, I will buy you a Walkman right away."
"No, what if you don't buy it for me after I tell you?"
"How could that happen? I am also a person who sticks to my word, okay?"
"You can't lie to me!" Niu Jian didn't believe it at all. "My third brother told me that only mutants are honest and reliable people, and you evolved people are all cunning liars."
"Is there such a statement?" Meng Qingxiao looked incredulous. He also looked at the team leaders beside him.
"How about this? How about you go into the city with me to choose? There are many kinds of Walkmans in the store. I don't know what kind of player you need. If you get one you don't like, wouldn't it be a good intention? Doing bad things is a waste of time." Meng Qingxiao felt like a bad uncle who abducted children.
"Oh, that's right."
"Then let's leave now?"
"No." Niu Jian was about to take a step, but suddenly stopped.
"what happened again?"
"I can't leave here. I promised Third Brother that I would stay here to prevent people from other forces from coming up."
Is this really a fool? Am I actually the fool?
Meng Qingxiao began to doubt himself. He gave up any efforts and turned around to leave.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Niu Jian asked from behind.
"Go buy you batteries."
"You are a good person."
Ha, I was given the good guy card, and it turned out that I was the fool.
Meng Qingxiao wanted to go back and beat that guy up again.
"Call back and ask the military department to prepare gas masks for us." Meng Qingxiao quietly said to Min Keyong who was following him.
"What do you need a gas mask for?" Min Keyong asked in surprise.
"Protect farts."
"ah?"
"Didn't you hear just now? That guy said that his fifth brother could kill us all with just one fart."
"He was probably just making a metaphor, right?"
"A person who hasn't even studied history in junior high school, do you think he knows what a "metaphor" is?"
"Do you really need to prepare a gas mask?"
"Really, hurry up and get ready." Meng Qingxiao said impatiently, "Oh, by the way, there are also No. 5 batteries. Get him a box and ship them together."
Of course, Meng Qingxiao did not judge that Niu Jian's unintentional remark was true based on just a "metaphor". He had other evidence to support it.
Before they prepared to attack Long Live Mountain, the intelligence agency had already scouted the entire Long Live Mountain through satellites and took many photos.
Further up Qiwang Tower is Zhou Shang Pavilion, one of the Five Pavilions. Satellites have only taken one photo of a mutant near Zhou Shang Pavilion, and the mutant had obvious orc characteristics. At that time, many people thought wishfully He thought it was a vixen. After all, there were too many stories about foxes becoming spirits. But now that Meng Qingxiao thought about it, that mutant was probably a weasel.
There is naturally a huge difference between a fox and a weasel. Anyone who is familiar with these two animals will definitely recognize the difference. However, the problem is that not many ordinary humans today can distinguish them scientifically, because they are both So rare, almost impossible to see in the city.
It was not impossible for a person who mutated into a weasel to use stinky gas to attack the enemy. Coupled with Niu Jian's unintentional words, Meng Qingxiao was very sure that his fifth brother must use poisonous gas to attack.
Niu Jian did not cause trouble. He was a homely cow who loved listening to music and singing karaoke. Ever since he heard that Meng Qingxiao wanted to prepare batteries for him, he began not to save power. The five groups of soldiers standing guard in the yard started from 5 o'clock Zhong has been listening to him roaring at the top of his lungs since the beginning, singing very selflessly.
In Meng Qingxiao's boring life, apart from occasionally playing a dozen video games, there is very little other entertainment, but he is a very qualified boyfriend. Whether he is dating his ex or when he is dating his current girlfriend, he will work hard. Let yourself get closer to your girlfriend's world and take the initiative to understand all her hobbies.
For such an outstanding girl like Lu Caishi, it’s hard to imagine that she also has an idol. Moreover, she is crazy about a band called HHT and can sing almost all of their songs.
Influenced by Lu Cai's poems, Meng Qingxiao naturally wanted to listen to HHT. As he listened, he slowly learned a few songs, such as one called "The Endless Fate, I Can't Forget You". Occasionally I will hum.
But Meng Qingxiao decided to stop singing from today on, because he was really tired of hearing it.
HHT, you are so virtuous and capable, what kind of magic power do you have? Even a brainless cow is crazy about you. It roars in the room early in the morning, and the roar all morning is not enough.
"Again! Damn, I've sung it so many times and you still haven't remembered it?"
Meng Qingxiao simply stood up and started to practice the nameless claw skills again. However, as he continued to practice, his mouth seemed to be disobedient, and he began to hum along with the cow in the room.
Love is fleeting and people are not as good as two flying swallows
The flowers are blooming, but they can't bring about the fate of that life
I even lament that I only have a few years of youth
The night rain in Jianghu, the lamp of ten years
Missing is like a warm spring breeze with a hint of coldness
The flowers are fragrant and the moon is bright
…
The whole song is very sad, and the lyrics are also full of negative emotions, but the title of the song is completely opposite to the content of the lyrics, so is it forgettable or unforgettable, sentimental or heartless?
If it is really so negative, why do so many people like it?
Meng Qingxiao has done research, or has read analysis by experts on the Internet. In the whole song, the author seems to be sad, but in fact he is just saying negative words. When you see negative sentences, you will understand the opposite meaning. .
The first two H's in HHT are two boys, and they are twin brothers, and the following T is a girl, who is also the songwriter of this song. Their group name is the abbreviation of the three of their last names.
She loved someone deeply, but it was difficult to achieve results, so she used many ancient poems to piece together a song. Each sentence had a profound meaning, and there were always a few sentences that could resonate with others. That's why so many people like this song.
Meng Qingxiao especially likes the phrase "Missing is like a warm spring breeze with a hint of coldness." However, he is a positive person. What others understand is the artistic conception, and what he understands is the future. Spring, of course, is a little cold. Yes, but summer is coming soon, so better days are ahead.
In the singing, everyone welcomes the dawn and the sunrise.
In a hurry, the military headquarters only prepared 50 gas masks, which were delivered by drone at 7 o'clock in the morning. At this time, if you stand on the top of the Qiwang Tower, you can already see the sunrise, and the mountains are already covered in red. Xia.
Meng Qingxiao was not sure how far the weasel's stench could spread and how long it would last, so he ordered one team to go up, another team to be ready to respond at any time, and other team members to continue to stay in Qiwang Tower on standby.
This time, the second group and the ninth group responded. Each of them received a gas mask, but they did not put it on immediately. They believed that even if the weasel really farted, they would have time to put it on at the scene.
As usual, Meng Qingxiao had to accompany him, but he was staying with the ninth group and was not planning to take action. If the second group could not capture even one person, then they could all pack up and go home.
In the powerful Han Dynasty, it is tradition for the boss to lead the way. Fei Junding never thought of asking his team members to take action. He felt that he alone was enough, so he asked his team members to be three steps behind him, and all the steel knives were sheathed. , only he walked uphill step by step holding the knife.
This mountain is so short that there is no need to build steps. It is a gentle slope. The only thing worthy of praise is that the area is large enough.
The weasel is very self-disciplined. Except for the time when he is foraging, he meditates in the Zhoushang Pavilion all the time. He is more disciplined than the old monk who meditates.
Seeing Fei Jun settle down, Weasel was not surprised or afraid. He just asked lightly: "What did you do to my ninth brother?"
"Your ninth brother?" Fei Junding asked, "The guy with the horns on his head?"
"Yes, it's him."
"He's fine. He should still be singing in the room now."
"Very good. Since you didn't kill him, I can leave you a whole body. As for the guys behind you, I'm sorry. My sons are very hungry."
Fei Junding said calmly: "If you want to kill me, you'll have to defeat me first."
He did not enter the pavilion. This pavilion is also a cultural relic and an object that needs to be protected. He stood about ten meters away from the pavilion, hooked his fingers towards the weasel and said, "Come on, this place is more spacious and more Suitable for killing."
