"snort!"
"what's so funny!?"
"My ambition is to be poor and strong, not to fall into the clouds!"
Seeing Xiao Hanyi laughing at him and smiling brightly, Li Jianyi opened his mouth.
"A little bit...it's just funny..." Xiao Hanyi stuck out her tongue playfully.
Then, he took Li Jianyi's arm and walked towards the outside of the cave: "Yiyi, let's go out and play shuttlecock, okay?"
"I reject!"
"Woman, you are challenging the bottom line of a swordsman genius!"
"I, Li Jian, only play with swords!"
Li Jian, dressed like a rock, remained motionless as Xiao Hanyi pulled his arm.
"Yiyi, if you don't move, you are a bastard, you know?"
Seeing the unmoving Li Jianyi, Xiao Hanyi panted angrily and looked cute.
"Stand like a bell, sit like a pine! Which bastard can do that!?"
Li Jianyi held the candy man in his mouth and asked vaguely.
"I don't care! Yiyi, you just promised me to play with me obediently!
How can a true man keep his word? "
Xiao Hanyi was so angry that he stepped forward and hugged Li Jianyi's arm again, trying to pull Li Jianyi out of the cave.
However,
Li Jianyi said with a serious face: "What do you mean by talking without words?
I have only heard that a man is born in heaven and earth, how can he live in a state of depression for a long time? ! "
"Ah~ I don't care~ Yiyi, you have almost finished eating my little candy man, you want to play with me!
Otherwise, I will file a complaint with my grandfather! Complain to father and mother! "
Seeing that Xiao Hanyi couldn't talk to Li Jianyi and couldn't push Li Jianyi away, he directly threatened his grandfather, father and mother to force Jianyi.
"Go ahead, I, Li Jian, can only take advantage of the weak and not be afraid of the strong!"
Li Jianyi was not afraid.
After hearing this, Xiao Hanyi's dark and bright eyes suddenly burst into light.
She directly changed her previous dragging and pulling, coercing the emperor to command the princes, and transformed into a gentle and considerate little girl Liang. A pair of slender hands wrapped around Li Jianyi's waist.
Immediately afterwards, the whole person was pressed against Li Jianyi's chest, and he exhaled delicately: "Brother Yiyi, good brother, can you play with Hanyi for a while?"
Li Jianyi: “⊙▽⊙”
OK OK!
Just forget about tempting me and bewitching me! Are you starting to seduce me again now? !
Do you really think you can easily seduce me, Li Jianyi? !
Li Jianyi looked at Xiaojiabiyu and Xiaohanyi who was clinging to his arms, turned a blind eye, closed his eyes, and chanted: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!"
Form is emptiness, emptiness is form!
Form is emptiness..."
Xiao Hanyi: "(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻"
Good on you! You won’t eat anything soft or hard, right? !
Then I will use both soft and hard tactics, how should you deal with it one by one? !
Xiao Hanyi lifted the table, and while holding Li Jianyi's waist considerately, he pinched Li Jianyi's waist fiercely with a pair of slender hands.
Then he looked at Li Jianyi with the gentlest, most considerate, and most harmless eyes: "Yiyi, are you really not going to play with Hanyi?"
"hiss--!"
"Hanyi, don't pinch my waist!"
As soon as Li Jian felt that the kidney meat had been twisted into various shapes by Han Yi, he almost spat out the little candy man in his little mouth without pain.
"Then, dear brother, are you willing to play with Han Yi?" Xiao Han Yi raised his little head, squinted his eyes and smiled, but the movements of his hands became more frequent.
"Huhuhu——!"
As Xiao Hanyi's hands became more and more cruel, Li Jianyi exhaled in pain!
finally,
Under Xiao Hanyi's hard and soft tactics, Li Jianyi had to give in and said: "Okay, okay, I'll play with you, Hanyi, please stop pinching my waist!"
"Hey, this is a good baby!"
Xiao Hanyi smiled happily, hugged Li Jianyi's little hand, and stopped making small moves.
However,
It was at this time that Lei Mengsha, who had been severely educated by King Li Su, came outside the cave.
When he saw his little cotton-padded jacket hugging Li Jianyi's waist so ambiguously, his eyes were as wide as bells!
"Stop, stop, stop!"
"Don't move any of you!"
At this moment, Lei Mengsha, who was so jealous that he overturned the jealous jar, was already a little angry.
Quickly walking towards Li Jianyi and Xiao Hanyi who were still hugging each other, Lei Meng separated the two of them with one blow.
Then, he said to the two of them seriously: "Hanyi, how can it be appropriate for a man and a widow to hug each other?!"
"Also, little Jianchi, you are your Aunt Li's junior brother! That is, Xiao Hanyi's junior uncle!
Don't you, a senior like you, know how to avoid suspicion?
You are uncle-nephew relationship! How could they hold each other so ambiguously? ! "
"Well, Uncle Lei is right!"
Li Jian listened to Lei Mengsha's education and nodded seriously.
Then, he looked at Xiao Hanyi and said, "Hanyi, listen to Uncle Lei, I'm going to practice my swordsman! You and Uncle Lei should leave too!"
Xiao Hanyi: "???"
"No, you agreed to play with me! Don't go back on your word!" Xiao Hanyi became anxious. She finally coaxed Li Jianyi to play with her.
As a result, her stupid father directly ruined her good deeds? !
Thinking of this, Xiao Hanyi became more and more angry!
He pushed Lei Mengsha and walked out of the cave: "Dad, let's go! I want to play with Yiyi!"
"What are you playing for!? Hanyi, you are confused! Little Jianchi, he is your uncle!"
Being pushed out of the cave to kill Lei Meng, he became even more jealous.
This little cotton-padded jacket is actually willing to play with Li Jianyi, whom she barely sees a few times a year, rather than letting him, her father, play with her! ?
"Humph! Daddy, you are the one who is confused!" Xiao Hanyi muttered dissatisfiedly.
"Daddy is not confused! Daddy is thinking about you, Hanyi! You can't be abducted by others at such a young age! I haven't pampered you enough!" Lei Mengsha looked worried.
“I don’t want you to pamper me, daddy!
Dad, if you dare to ruin my good deeds again, I will ask Uncle Yiyi to call you father-in-law in two years! "Xiao Hanyi saw that Lei Mengsha still refused to leave, so he directly took Li Jianyi to order Lei Mengsha.
When Lei Mengsha heard the word "father-in-law", he clenched his fists silently as if he was struck by lightning.
He originally wanted to take Xiao Hanyi away in the most forceful manner, but suddenly the image of Li Jianyi calling him "father-in-law" appeared in his mind!
In an instant, he was sober!
"Okay, okay, daddy, I'm leaving right now, Hanyi, please don't let the little sword idiot call daddy, father-in-law!"
Daddy is too timid to bear such stimulation! "Lei Mengsha was afraid and hurriedly retreated while giving serious instructions.
"I know, I know! Daddy, you talk so much!" Xiao Hanyi wrinkled her nose slightly, looking really cute.
After Lei Mengsha was driven away by her, she walked into the cave again with great expectations.
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