Chapter 529: What a fart

Style: Romance Author: Popular spicy chicken deityWords: 1894Update Time: 24/02/20 11:38:02
Who is Guo Zhonghan? After he said those bold and offensive words, he stared at the woman closely. When he saw that she was coquettish but did not show any disgust, he felt relieved and said with a smile: " Hehe, my good sister, you have already judged your brother’s life, so why should you blame us? Oh, you don’t know, sister, how outstanding and attractive you are in the eyes of men. Right? Hehe, although we have to respect you, sister, but we can't ignore our conscience and turn a blind eye to such a beautiful woman in front of us, right? If that's the case, that's the real mess."

Hu Manli was a bit dumbfounded. This bastard really knows how to beat snakes and kill them with a stick under the influence of alcohol! At the same time, the secret joy in her heart became even greater, but well, she couldn't show it right away, otherwise, she would be too frivolous in front of men. So, he deliberately kept a straight face and cursed: "You, you, you little bastard, I don't even bother to talk about you! At first, I thought you little bastard was a bit perverted, but you are warm-hearted and righteous, but Now it seems that enthusiasm is enthusiasm and righteousness is righteousness, but lust is not just a little lustful, humph, even I dare to tease my sister!"

Guo Zhonghan smiled and said, "I'm not teasing you, I'm telling the truth! As a person and as a person, we have been tested for a long time and there is no problem at all."

"Be a shit!"

When Hu Manli saw this guy messing around, she couldn't help but laugh and curse.

"Haha, you are using foul language,"

Guo Zhonghan still smiled and said: "Besides, if you ask me, sister, you are a bit of a fool! You know, you were fooling me at that time, saying something about fortune telling, like fortune telling, etc. You have given me my destiny for my little brother! What a romantic, peach blossom, it made me stunned for a while, then I kind of accepted my fate... If I really become what you said in the future, speaking of it, this must all be yours Wrong."

Hu Manli said coquettishly: "You really know how to rely on others! If you are like that in the future, it can only be regarded as your nature. Huh, on weekdays, I am a good sister, a good sister, so kind. In fact, she is just a beauty on the outside. Among them, there is a lot of bad stuff."

Guo Zhonghan pretended to be surprised and deliberately said: "Oh, my bad sister, you are really good at unjustly accusing people. When did I, Guo Zhonghan, become so bad? If I say bad water, I am still a bad sister... you just Tell me, when in our books has it ever been said that a man is bad at sex, isn’t it always called juice?”

Hu Manli didn't realize for a moment that she was so bad or juicy... But after all, she was not one of those seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls who were inexperienced in the world. Soon, she realized that this little bastard was talking about porn! Moreover, this pornographic accent is still so straightforward and obvious...

She wanted to get angry, but it was hard for her to say it. After all, this little bastard dared to commit such a bold crime because of his own connivance! With a red face, he glanced at Guo Zhonghan shyly, and said angrily: "You kid, you really don't know anything about the order of upbringing, this... you can even say this, huh, I am a sister, If I don’t punish you, you will go to heaven!”

Guo Zhonghan salivated, looking at the beauty's charming face with some excitement, and said: "Haha, this is going to be punished? But sister, haven't you heard that like father, like son, and so on, what's the point? Such a sister, what kind of brother would you have! As your sister, you haven’t surrendered to the law yet, how can I, as your younger brother, be willing to do so?"

Hu Manli was amused by this guy's nonsense, and said in defense: "What do you mean, if you say you are still underage, it might be of some use, but now that you are such a grown-up, I am your sister, why? Do you still want to sit together? We at Xinshida don’t want to know this, right? Moreover, if you want to say that you are willing, I will explain it to you. As for families with a little education and children, if they say a curse word, they still have to ask for it. It's a trick. Now you are talking dirty to my sister, and this sister usually likes you so much and loves you... You tell me now, how can you continue to act like a gangster in front of other women in front of me? Well!"

Good guy, this girl really knows how to use the banner of friendship to suppress others. Guo Zhonghan had no choice but to lower his arrogant attitude and said obediently: "Uh...sister, you are very good to me, I have to admit it..."

Hu Manli smiled brightly and said proudly: "Then do you agree with the result of my punishment on you now?"

Guo Zhonghan glanced at the woman's big white legs, pretended to be dejected, and said: "I agree, I agree, why don't I agree..."

"Then tell me, are you a little hooligan?"

Hu Manli went too far.

Guo Zhonghan nodded: "Yes, I am a hooligan..."

I added another sentence in my heart, we gangsters should do gangster things. If you let us be gangsters now, humph, when we do gangster things in the future, I hope you can still be so satisfied.

"Then, what do you want me to punish you for?"

Hu Manli looked at him with interest. She just kind of liked it, seeing this little man embarrassed in front of her.

Guo Zhonghan shook his head and said, "I can't think of that."

Hu Manli's black and white eyes rolled, and then said: "If you can't think of this, then I will think of it for you. In this way, I originally thought of letting you drink some more liquor, but, with your face, It's a bit like a monkey's butt. I want to keep drinking. As a sister, I really can't bear it... Now that I'm done drinking, doesn't the table in front of us have a few legs? You can get into it. Go in and climb around twice!"

Guo Zhonghan is speechless. You can't bear it. A grown man is trying to get under the table. You usually see the Bodhisattva's heart. Now let me look at it. That is the Bodhisattva's black heart: "This... this is a bit Okay, okay, when we came out to see you today, sister, we were wearing our best clothes. If we were crawling on the ground on our knees, wouldn’t our clothes be in vain? Sister, just do it, how about we change it?"

"Haha, I see, your outfit is not too expensive. What the heck, you want to default on your debt!"

Hu Manli rolled her eyes and said.

"How can it be possible? My man's words are hard to follow."

Guo Zhonghan patted his chest and said: "For me, I just think that since it is a punishment for us, letting us admit our mistakes is the purpose, right? In this case, the method of punishment is just a means. Climbing on the table like this It’s okay, you can drink like that.”

"Huh, don't beat around the bush and just tell me what you want to do."

Hu Manli said.