Unknowingly, the time is approaching the National Day.
This is the first holiday the recruits spend in the army.
The recruits have celebrated more than ten or twenty National Days in the local area, and they have long lost the novelty, but this is the first time they have celebrated the National Day in the army.
After all, I put on the military uniform. Although I didn't have the chance to go to the battlefield in peacetime, I can still be regarded as a member of the family and the country.
Therefore, this National Day has an unspeakable sacredness in the hearts of every recruit.
The troops are actually more nervous during the holidays, and front-line troops automatically enter level three combat readiness during holidays. The most tense thing about this three-level combat readiness is the staff at the division headquarters, who activate various combat readiness plans, go to the grassroots level to check whether all kinds of combat readiness materials are fully prepared, and check people and guns to ensure that they are ready for deployment at any time.
For Bing, the feeling is less tense.
The most obvious change is that there is no need to fold the housework. When you wake up in the morning, you pack your quilt and accompanying supplies, stuff them all into your backpack and lean against the bedside. All the forwarding supplies in the small private room are checked and placed on the shelf, which means that the car Once there, one can board the vehicle and set off for the front line.
There is also the need for air defense alerts during the festival, and the firepower on duty of each regiment and battalion company must be in place to prevent any accidents.
In addition, the division headquarters will also send staff officers to conduct random inspections of the following regiments, battalions and companies.
What is a random inspection?
They just drive a jeep, pick a unit, and drive into the camp area without notifying them in advance. When they get off the car, they give you an emergency assembly call, and they take a watch and clock the time to see if they can all assemble in place within the scheduled time.
Veterans have long been accustomed to military festivals, not to mention that it is a new military camp. Generally, random inspections of such units are rare, so it is relatively safe.
Don't worry, don't be careless about what you explain.
No one can guarantee that the staff of the division headquarters will not suddenly cramp up and come to the new barracks to celebrate everyone's emergency gathering.
Of course, in addition to the tense atmosphere, the most gratifying thing is that there is no need for high-intensity physical training in these three days. Every day, I just go out for a walk, run a three-kilometer trip, brush my teeth and wash my face, and stay in the camp all day long. Rest inside.
For the new recruits who had gone through more than twenty days of physical training and suffered from various periostitis, sprains and sprains, or physical exhaustion, it was like a universal amnesty.
Once everything is ready, the next step is to eat.
For most of the young men in their 18s and 20s in the military camp, who have to undergo high-intensity training and beating every day, nothing is more practical than eating.
Eat well and be full.
This is the most important part of the military holiday.
In addition, in order to liven up the atmosphere and appease the recruits' minds and emotions, the recruit camp will not only provide extra food for three consecutive days, but also prepare to organize barbecues, movies and other entertainment programs.
The highlight was the recruit party organized by the camp on the evening of the 1st. It was said that each class was asked to prepare a program. Anyway, it was to showcase personal talents, such as poetry recitation, martial arts, magic...
Wu Yi informed the new recruits in the class to sign up for the program, and only Zhang Jian in the class signed up.
What he reported was a catching punch.
Because everyone has learned military style boxing, there is nothing new in doing military style boxing. The prisoner boxing is learned by the scouts. When Zhang Jian was at home, his father threw him to the teaching team and learned it from the scout squad leader, which coincided with the National Day party. You can show off your skills, but of course you can’t miss this opportunity.
Wu Yi went to ask Li Zheng, what program did you apply for?
Li Zheng was in trouble.
Because his parents died early, he had no chance to attend any extracurricular classes, so he naturally had no talent to show for himself.
So I asked Wu Yi, monitor, how about I pick a case to teach everyone a "Criminal Law" lesson?
Wu Yi was in trouble.
Give "Criminal Law" lessons to the new recruits?
It sounds a little weird no matter how you listen.
Li Zheng said: "Criminal law is actually very interesting. My criminal law teacher's surname is Luo. The corridors where he lectures are packed with people, and it's hard to find one."
Wu Yi thought about it and thought it was okay, so he said that after you prepare the lesson, let me take a look, and don't talk nonsense.
After registering with Li Zheng, Fatty Wei took the initiative to come over and ask, monitor, what show will we perform on National Day?
Wu Yi glanced at Fatty Wei, who had turned dark seven times in front of him, and asked tentatively: "What talents do you have? I can't tell!"
Fatty Wei tilted his head, thought for a while and said, "I can climb the dragon boat!"
Wu Yi's forehead was covered with black lines, and he said yes, it's pretty good.
Fatty Wei said happily: "Squad leader, do you think it's good too?!"
Wu Yi used a tone that comforted the mentally retarded, reached out and patted Fatty Wei on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Guoxing, there is a ditch over there at our comprehensive shooting range. Why don't you go and see if you can row dragon boats there? Besides, , Our army doesn’t have this dragon boat, do you want an assault boat?”
Fatty Wei heard that Wu Yi was making fun of him, so he laughed, and suddenly he had an idea: "Monitor, I can't perform the dragon boat show, but I can tell you jokes, and I'm very good at telling jokes! When I went to the bar, as long as I told jokes, The girls next to me would be laughing so hard.”
Wu Yi was really interested when he heard that Fatty Wei could tell jokes, but he did not trust Fatty Wei. He wanted to inspect the goods in advance, so he said, "Okay, he is good at telling jokes and can make people laugh. That's what you're good at. Then tell me a joke first and I'll listen."
Fatty Wei rolled his little eyes, and the joke came right away: "Let's just make it happen, let's tell a joke about the festival. One day, a little boy of several years old went into the drugstore, and the clerk asked him what medicine he wanted to buy? The kid said , Uncle, I want to buy a condom. The two shop assistants looked at each other, but then they thought about it, today's children are all precocious, and family education models are also different. Maybe this is the habit in other families, and it is not abnormal to let children help buy condoms. So I quickly took a condom to the child, and the child took it and tore open the package, took out the condom and held the rubber ring to try the feel, then slapped it on his head..."
"The two shop assistants were shocked when they saw this, and they asked hurriedly what are you doing! The child replied calmly, this year's Children's Day, the teacher said that everyone should prepare a show. I went to ask the teacher what I should perform on Children's Day? Teacher Tell me, you act like a dick!"
After Fatty Wei finished telling his joke, the surroundings were quiet, and everyone's mouths became O-shaped.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Fatty Wei smiled.
But he was the only one in the entire row of rooms who smiled.
After a brief moment of dead silence, squad leader Wu Yi suddenly pointed at the door and said one word to Fatty Wei in an unquestionable tone - "Get out!"
Afterwards, Fatty Wei expressed strong doubts about the monitor's aesthetic standards, saying that they were just old-fashioned unearthed cultural relics. When I told jokes at home, everyone would not laugh.
Li Zheng couldn't hold back his laughter and comforted him, saying that you are too talented. It's not that you can't say it well, it's just that the squad leader doesn't know what to say, but your joke is too fierce. You might actually tell it on stage. After you finish telling it, it's not you who will be fined five kilometers, but Wu Yi. The squad leader also wanted to run away.
Fatty Wei stared at Li Zheng for a long time, and finally found the answer on the latter's face, and finally said disdainfully: "Cut!"
