Hearing this, even the timid ones got goosebumps, Mrs. You just grabbed her grandma's sleeves tightly.
So terrible, so terrible, that molluscs, especially snakes, were her Achilles' heel.
Just hearing it made her tremble with fear.
"Pfft"!
Mrs. Zhao was delighted to see her daughter's cowardice.
"Da Xiao, you tremble at the mention of snakes. Are you so afraid? This cold iron machete that your father gave you personally can cut off even a python's head with one slash!"
"Auntie, snakes are poisonous, poisonous!"
"Not all snakes are venomous, and the venom of venomous snakes also varies from strong to not strong! Come on, squat down and take a closer look!
Have you seen this clump of hydatidia? Wherever there are venomous snakes, there are them! If you are unlucky enough to be bitten by a snake, just pluck off its leaves, chew them up and apply them on the wound..."
Ms. Zhao gave her daughter a lesson on the types of venomous snakes and the medicinal materials used to detoxify them!
"Mommy, if I am bitten by a poisonous ant, can I also use this hydatidia?"
"The toxicity of poisonous ants is different from that of snake venom. At this time, you need to find a kind of yellow tooth stone, grind the yellow tooth stone into powder, and then mix it with a little saliva and apply it on the bitten area!"
Listen to the life wisdom of the ancients!
Mrs. You hates not having pen and paper. No matter how good her memory is, it is not as good as a bad pen, eh!
The group of people dug through the grass and slowly entered the primeval forest...
We walked at this speed for about half an hour, and probably only walked ten miles at most, which was considered a near miss.
The more she listened to her aunt talk, the more scared Mrs. You became, not to mention how cautious she was.
Her swishing and cowering look was quite unattractive in the eyes of young ladies surnamed Xian.
Doctor Xian can be regarded as a person with "superpowers" in the "big pit". When he competed with Dad You for the position of chief, he was just a few votes short.
The doctor who saves lives and heals the wounded VS the clairvoyant You Dad!
It’s unclear which “superpower” is more useful.
Anyway, the Xian family members didn't say anything, but they were somewhat unconvinced in their hearts.
The adults' complaints were brought out to some extent after the children heard them.
It was Mrs. Zhao who was in front to clear the way for everyone, when Mrs. You was alone.
A fat girl who looked to be 1.75 meters tall and weighed at least 180 kilograms led several young ladies who were also heavy in weight and jumped up to her.
Mrs. You, who is mentally older than her mother-in-law, didn't even frown. I like to use stillness to stop this move.
The young lady with the largest tonnage couldn't hold back and spoke first: "Oh, some people are just squeamish. After just hearing a few words about poisonous snakes and poisonous ants, they were so scared that they could not speak. If they really encounter a poisonous snake, , do you think her legs will be so frightened that she will be unable to run?"
Her little follower was very good at answering: "Hehehe, eldest sister, I heard that people will cry. If you encounter a poisonous snake, sit down on the ground and cry loudly, wouldn't the poisonous snake turn around and run away in fear?"
"Hahaha, it makes sense, it makes sense! But it will only work if she meets a male snake and cries!" The fat girl was proud and glanced at someone while trying to convince her.
The sisters were puzzled.
"why?"
"What doesn't the mother snake do?"
"Forget it, you are so stupid. Let me ask you, on weekdays, is your father afraid of your mother-in-law crying?"
"Afraid!" Several people said in unison.
"Then, are you, grandma, afraid that you will cry?"
"Not afraid!" The reply was neat.
Others were busy helping her make amends: "If I dare to act and cry at home, my mother-in-law will chase me with a broom and beat her!"
"Isn't that right? When a female snake cries and cries, she will just go up and give her a bite!"
"Hahaha..." Mrs. You almost burst out laughing when she heard this. This fat girl is really a talent.
Rich imagination and good at using metaphors!
Several people couldn't stop laughing at her, and they didn't know whether she understood the underlying meaning of their words!
At this time, whoever talks first loses.
The fat girls were so angry that they didn't want to talk to the crazy woman who was still laughing.
As she wasn't having enough fun, Zhao Jiujiu's cousin called her from the front and waved to her desperately.
"Cousin, come here quickly, come here and see, this fungus is so big!"
Hearing this, the girls from the Xian family swarmed over without saying a word.
According to the rules in the forest, whoever picks up the fungi and dried fruits gets to be the first to strike!
After all, the thin man ran faster than the fat man, but after Mrs. You arrived, she didn't dare to pick it.
"Cousin Ninth, I have never seen this fungus before. Can it be eaten?"
The grey, round spherical bacteria that swelled to the size of a basketball were beyond Mrs. You's understanding.
Cousin Zhao Jiajiu was also undecided and kept pulling her hair: "My family has never eaten this fungus, but judging from its color, it should be edible, right?"
The general colors of toadstools are relatively bright, and the common colors that can be eaten are mostly: gray, black, and white.
"Get out of your way! You are afraid of the poison, but we are not!" The fat girl pushed the two sisters away with a slap from her buttocks.
This is not about martial ethics. Cousin Ninth also has a bad temper and dares to snatch things from her hands!
The little girl took advantage of the crowd to stare at the fungus and sighed, then flew up from behind and kicked the spherical fungus as big as a basketball far away.
Unexpectedly, an accident happened.
With a loud "bang" sound, the spherical bacteria flew into the air and exploded.
Following the explosion, a large amount of black smoke filled the ball and spread in the air.
Mrs. You was dumbfounded: Is this a fungus or a firecracker? Or a smoke bomb?
"Pinch your nose, run, run!" Mrs. Zhao rushed over after hearing the noise and called the ladies to run away from a distance.
Mrs. You didn't even look back. She took the hand of cousin Ninth and ran towards her mother-in-law.
The fat girls reacted a little slower, and the one closest to the bacteria was already stained with some black smoke.
"Ah, my face is so itchy, so itchy!"
What kind of smoke bomb is so powerful?
Mrs. You and her ninth cousin's legs were so frightened that they did not dare to stay for a moment.
Zhao and others rushed over anxiously, "How did you break the snake egg fungus? Ah! The black powder inside stuck to it and it will make you itchy for three days and two nights!"
"Auntie, will someone die?" Mrs. You's face was pale. If it weren't for those fat girls, she would definitely be the one screaming.
Her hands were so weak that she couldn't take it off without wanting to poke it open to see what was inside.
Ms. Zhao shook her head and sighed: "Hey! Although it's not fatal, it will make you uncomfortable if you don't scratch it when it itch. When the itch stops, your face will be scratched!"
Scratch your face?
This is like a bolt from the blue to the young lady who is about to meet him!
Of course, the mothers-in-law in the "big pit" mostly judge the beauty and ugliness of young ladies based on their physical health.
However, face is also important!
It is a truth that all men are good at, both ancient and modern.
(End of chapter)
