Zhao Toutou looked at the county magistrate who was kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, and suddenly felt a little unreal.
In the past, she wanted these dog officials to be nice to the people, but she couldn't even say anything nice. She even knelt down once, but these dog officials were still indifferent.
But this time, they just followed Jiang Yifeng's advice and pretended to scare him, and the dog official knelt down to beg for mercy and was willing to cooperate with them.
It turns out his method is so effective!
hateful!
Why can’t I, the Mo family, be so smart and think of such a solution?
Thinking of this, Zhao Toutou was very unconvinced and rushed towards Xian Zheng who was kneeling on the ground begging for mercy. He kicked him and cursed: "Can't you swear to the death and remain unyielding?"
County Magistrate: "..."
I also want to fight to the death!
But you want to skin me!
Besides, I knelt down and begged for mercy, but I still got beaten.
If I swear to the death, I may suffer some kind of torture. You can't even think of lying to me.
The pharmacist uncle looked at the shivering county magistrate, smiled and took out a pill, "Take this, and we will leave."
Xian Zheng asked cautiously: "What kind of pill is this?"
"Seven Insects and Seven Flowers Heart-Breaking Pill!" Uncle Medicine Master continued: "This is made from seven kinds of poisonous insects and seven kinds of poisonous flowers. It will only cause diarrhea in the first three days. If you cannot get the antidote after three days, you will suffer from intestinal perforation." Belly rotten."
When Xian Zheng heard that the pills were so poisonous, he was so frightened that he kept begging for mercy, "Heroes, I will obey you in everything. Can you please stop letting me take the poison pills?"
The pharmacist uncle said coldly: "If you don't take the poison pill, we can't trust you. We can only find someone who is willing to take the poison pill, such as the county captain, the county magistrate..."
"I eat!"
After Xian Zheng discovered that he was not irreplaceable, in order to save his own life, he could only close his eyes and take the poison pill.
When everyone in the Momen saw that Xian Zheng had taken the poison pill, they left the county government after telling them not to play tricks.
Gululu...
Xian Zheng had a reaction not long after everyone left. First there was a sound in his stomach, and then there were bursts of cramping pain.
He was frightened as he ran towards the latrine, "This Seven Insects and Seven Flowers Heart-Breaking Pill is really powerful. It seems I have no choice this time."
On the way back.
Zhao Toutou asked curiously: "Uncle Medicine Master, when did you develop the Seven Insects and Seven Flowers Heart-Breaking Pill? Why haven't you heard of it before?"
The pharmacist uncle grinned, "There is no such thing as the Seven Insects and Seven Flowers Heart-Breaking Pill. It is just flour with some dogwood powder and laxatives. It will only cause diarrhea for a few days at most."
TouTou Zhao: "..."
…
Three days later, on the banks of the Yeshui River, the witch sect was preparing for the ceremony of marrying the bride of the river god.
It's said to be a ritual, but it's actually just a dance. It's not clear whether it has any effect, but it looks very intimidating. Thousands of people are watching.
Some of the devout believers continued to kneel down and pray to the river god for blessing.
The leader of the witch sect is an old woman in her sixties or seventies. The ceremony of marrying the bride of the river god was completed by her and dozens of disciples.
"Bring up the Bride of the River God."
When the ceremony was completed, the leader of the Witch Cult shouted.
Immediately afterwards, the crowd made a way, and four shamans walked out of the crowd carrying a red sedan.
The moment the red sedan appeared, everyone, whether they were witchcraft believers or not, knelt on the ground and kept shouting for the blessing of the river god.
If Jiang Yifeng were at the scene at this time, he would definitely feel that Lu Xun was awesome, because this scene is very similar to the scene of eating human blood steamed buns in "Medicine".
It turns out that reality is often more absurd than works.
The red sedan was carried to the leader of the witch sect. She opened the sedan curtain to identify herself, and then loudly said: "Send the bride to meet the river god."
Hearing this, the four witch disciples lifted up their sedan chairs and approached Yeshui.
"Wait a minute."
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded, stopping the behavior of the four witch disciples.
The leader of the witch sect followed the sound and found that the person speaking was the county magistrate, so he asked with a smile: "Chen Magistrate, why did you stop the ceremony?"
Chen Xianzheng said: "There are a few distinguished guests who want to see the bride."
"Dignified guest?"
The leader of the witch sect was startled and asked curiously: "Where did this distinguished guest come from?"
Facing the inquiry, Chen Xianzheng did not answer, but just looked at the crowd.
At the same time, seven figures walked out of the crowd, it was Tou Tou Zhao and the others.
"They are all masters!"
The leader of the Witch Cult looked at the seven people and his eyes suddenly widened.
Among these seven people, she could not see through the strength of the two middle-aged warriors at all. She could only see clearly the realm of the five young warriors.
Five young warriors, one warrior of the Seven Cauldrons, three warriors of the Six Cauldrons, and one warrior of the Five Cauldrons.
And as the leader of the Witch Cult, she also possesses the power of the Seven Cauldrons.
After thinking of this, she immediately put a smile on her face and took the initiative to greet them, "I hope you'll forgive me for not being able to welcome you from afar."
"Master, you are too polite."
The pharmacist uncle smiled elegantly and looked at the red sedan, "While passing by here, I happened to hear that the River God married a bride. I have never seen such a new thing, so I am disturbing the leader."
Seeing that Uncle Medicine Master was very polite, the leader of the witch sect breathed a sigh of relief and said in a pitiful tone: "Giving a bride to the river god is all for the people of Yecheng. Otherwise, if the river god is angry, the water in Ye will either flood or drought."
"Thank you so much for your hard work."
After the pharmacist uncle finished speaking, he hesitated and asked: "Master, I have a grudging request. I want to see if the bride can grant my wish."
"this……"
The leader of the witch sect refused in his heart, but he did not dare to offend the people in front of him, so he had to let his apprentice lead the dressed girl out of the sedan chair.
At this time, the girl who had been raped by Xiao Tao had tears all over her face and her eyes were lifeless, as if she had resigned herself to her fate.
Uncle Medicine Master looked at her carefully and curled his lips and said, "Master, this girl is too ugly. Aren't you afraid of offending the River God by choosing such a bride for the River God?"
The leader of the witch sect wanted to say it was okay, but when his eyes caught sight of Mr. Zhao, he could only nod in agreement, "It is indeed a bit ugly, but time is tight and there is no time to find another bride, so it can only be her."
"Such an important matter cannot be taken carelessly at all. As for the lack of time, I have a way." Uncle Medicine Master had a smile on his face, but the words he spoke made people get goosebumps.
"any solution?"
The leader of the witch cult asked quickly.
"You are the leader of the witch sect and you want to be able to communicate with the River God, so please go and tell the River God and tell him to wait for a few days and I will give him a beautiful bride."
After hearing this, the leader of the witch sect had a bad feeling in his heart, and immediately shouted to ask his disciples and followers to protect him.
But before she could speak, the elegant-looking warrior came to her and patted her lightly, making her unable to make a sound.
Grandmaster!
He is actually the Grandmaster!
The leader of the witch sect was shocked.
"Leader, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent."
Uncle Medicine Master's eyes turned cold and he smiled and said: "I came up with this method, so I will send you to see the River God!"
After saying that, he easily picked up the leader of the witch sect and threw him directly into the turbulent Ye water.
