"Hello, audience friends, welcome to "Chat 007". We have two guests tonight. They are the most popular actors and actresses at the moment, and they are also good friends of our show..."
At the recording site of "Chat 007", the host Shinya Ueda was introducing the guests today at the usual pace, but suddenly, he turned to look at the guest seat and looked like he couldn't hold back his laughter: "But... .You guys, why don’t you guys first explain what your fancy clothes mean?”
When the camera turned, I saw that the resident hosts were all taking their seats in the guest seats, with two empty seats in the middle. The resident hosts were wearing different suits than usual, and they were actively cosplaying.
"Today is not a zombie theme, so we dressed up as various zombies." Arita Teppei explained: "Look, for example, Taizo, he is an official zombie, and Ken, he is Kinohin..."
"Is that Mu Naiyin?" Ueda looked shocked: "I thought he had been in a car accident or something. He was bandaged like this, so why wasn't Mu Naiyin fully bandaged?"
The camera pulled over and Ken Horiuchi was very confident. He stood up and showed a circle to the camera and the audience.
His "Munayin" bandage only consists of a few circles of bandages around his arms, legs, chest and stomach, leaving his head and face exposed. Even the wrapping around his body is very casual, and he wears it underneath. T-shirts and pants are all vaguely visible. It really looks like a person being bandaged after being injured. The injured person is even bandaged tighter.
"And what kind of shoes are those of yours!" Ueda complained.
"Oh, you can see, these are the new sneakers I bought recently..."
"No one asked you this!" Ueda interrupted loudly, and then said helplessly: "Then each of you introduce yourselves first, what kind of zombies are you?"
The other five resident hosts began to introduce their own cosplay zombies, and as they introduced them, Ueda also complained about them one by one, and the rest of them also made jokes together.
These outstanding comedians are at full capacity. There are official zombies with yellow charms on them from Xiangjiang Movies, zombies with a knife stuck in their heads, and zombies with special makeup that super-restores wounds that are almost unrecognizable. There is also one who has not changed anything, but is holding a zombie puppet in his hand, and another one who is wearing a black tuxedo with protruding fangs...a vampire?
"Hey, Arita, what's the matter with you? I tried my best to think that Tokui's puppet was a zombie. Did you completely get the theme wrong?" Ueda complained.
"Eh?" Arita took out a cross and said innocently, "I thought today was a Halloween theme."
"Halloween is in November! Summer isn't here yet, and even if it's Halloween, is it too much for a vampire like you to hold a cross?"
"Don't underestimate my cross. Come over to the camera and look carefully. There is actually a piece of garlic on top of this cross."
"Isn't that even more outrageous!"
The seven hosts of "Chat 007" are still full of witty words and have excellent warm-up skills. After a burst of gags, the entire recording studio was filled with joy.
Shinya Ueda grasped the rhythm, stopped in time, and started the next step: "Okay, let us welcome today's guests, Hayato Minato and Haruka Ayase~"
"Bah~~~" Two lines of dry ice sprayed each other in front of the door, and the door opened, revealing the two people inside.
To the surprise of the audience and even the host, the two people behind the door did not make a handsome appearance, but were whispering around the big bullet set behind their door.
It's not appropriate to say they were whispers, because the microphones hanging on their chests were turned on the moment they opened the door, and what they said could be heard by the whole audience.
"Hayato-kun, why do you need to draw a line?" Ayase Haruka asked.
"When I came here before, I was very curious about this and asked them. They told me that it was a bullet made to fit the theme of '007', but it didn't feel like a bullet to me." Hayato Mizuna explained: "I I always feel like this thing is missing a line. Look, if a line is drawn from top to bottom in the middle..."
"Hey Hey hey!
! Ueda Shinya reacted quickly and loudly interrupted the two people's plot: "What are you planning to turn our set into?" "
"Eh? Isn't it possible?" Mizuna Hayato held up the marker and turned around to ask, pretending to be stupid.
"Of course not!" Ueda scolded with a smile: "How will our program be broadcast in the future? I can't host it anymore if I think there is such a thing behind me."
"You think it looks like this, right?" Mizuna Hayato said with a surprised look on his face.
"It doesn't look like that!" Ueda complained loudly.
"It's just that the head is a bit too pointed. Wait a minute and I'll round it out..." Arita stood up.
"Sit down!" Ueda scolded his partner angrily, then turned back to the two troublemaking guests and said, "This is a healthy program, or a prime time show! Don't make our program stink."
"Eh~~~" Hayato Minato was disappointed and sighed, holding Ayase Haruka's hand and walking down the stairs. He walked down the stairs again and again, while he complained softly: "You see, I just said it would be better to participate in "smapxsmap" ..."
"Don't bring up the name of the show so openly!" Ueda complained even more excitedly than before.
The so-called "inside programs" are not just "dark world programs" or "irregular programs", but refer to programs from other TV stations that are broadcast in the same time period as the current program, which is a competition for ratings. opponent.
It is an unspoken rule in the industry that when participating in a program, you will not mention competitors in the same time period, let alone participate in two programs in the same time period at the same time.
Of course, if the broadcast time is inconsistent and you are just a guest, there will be no problem. The permanent host will not be able to do it. Just like smap will not come to participate in "Small Chat 007", these seven will not participate in "smapxsmap".
But who is Mizumi Hayato? He is so bold that he just mentions it.
And based on the mutual compromise between the eldest lady and Konoe Tamako, Fuji TV and Nippon TV will not express any opinions on this.
...
The opening was completed, and Hayato Minakami and Haruka Ayase took their seats hand in hand. When they participated in this program in the past, the ratings were very high and the effect was very good, so the hosts are working hard to make this program a success. , and even broke the ratings record.
"Both of you are old friends, but we haven't seen each other for a long time. We are very interested in your current situation, so we asked the staff to conduct a questionnaire in advance about what you like recently and what you want to do. We Let’s have a chat.”
As Ueda's topic unfolded, the staff also pushed up two boards, each of which contained answers about their current situation. The answers were also posted with stickers, and the topics were opened one by one.
