"Ahem, Marquis Wen, what do you mean by this? What kind of acting skills?" Tao Qian pretended to cough twice.
Lu Bu sat on the table, crossed his legs and said, "Tao Qian, your idea of borrowing a knife to kill someone is not a bad idea, but are you underestimating me? Look at what this is?" "
As he spoke, he took out a piece of silk from his arms and threw it at Tao Qian's feet.
Tao Qian picked it up and saw that it was indeed a letter he had written to Yuan Shu!
His first reaction was to swallow the piece of silk and destroy the evidence!
But thinking about it, since it was in Lu Bu's hands, there was no point in destroying it now, so he pretended to be shocked and said:
"This...who wrote this pretending to be my note? Who wants to frame me?"
Seeing that Tao Qian was still pretending to be stupid, Lu Bu also lost his patience: "A Dian! Help Tao Gong recall his memories!"
Dian Wei agreed, went up and gave Tao Qian a big dick!
Tao Qian spun three times like a top and fell to the ground.
Lu Bu looked at it and couldn't help but shook his head and said: "Take it easy! Why are you using so much strength? Mr. Tao is also an old man! Mr. Tao, what do you think?"
Tao Qian coughed a few times, spitting out a mouthful of bloody saliva and two back molars, and his cheeks were swollen.
Lu Bu shook his head and smacked his lips and said, "It seems that I still haven't recalled it. Xu Chu, it's your turn!"
Tao Qian finally came to his senses, waved his hands and shook his head and said vaguely: "No need, I remembered!
Marquis Wen, I was confused for a moment, and I was afraid that you would take Xuzhou away from me, so I made this move. Please, Marquis Wen, please spare me this time for the sake of my age! "
"Okay! I'll spare you!" Lu Bu agreed readily.
"Ah...ah?" Tao Qian looked at Lu Bu in disbelief.
Forgiveness in one sentence? Who believes it!
Lu Bu chuckled: "What, you don't believe it? That's fine, I will eradicate the roots and destroy your three clans right now!"
"No, no, no, I believe it! I really believe it!" Tao Qian said hurriedly.
Lu Bu rubbed his chin and said, "What did you say just now?"
"Ah?" Tao Qian was confused for a moment. He had said so many words, which one did Lu Bu ask?
Lu Bu reminded: "Are you saying that your family has quite a lot of property and you want to give me some?"
Tao Qian nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, yes! Give them all to Marquis Wen!"
Lu Bu nodded and said: "Is this...actually I don't want it, but it seems that you won't have much chance to use the money in the future. How about I give you a suggestion?"
Although he was distressed, it was still important to save his life first. Tao Qian said: "Please give me some advice from Marquis Wen!"
Lu Bu said: "Didn't I tell you when I had a fight with Zuo Rong last time that I wanted to let all the poor people in the world live a good life?
You also know that the Mi family has now voluntarily donated their land and other things for free.
How about you also learn from me, join my holy religion, and voluntarily distribute the land to the people? "
"I...I am willing!" Tao Qian tried his best to make a willing expression.
"Hey, it's useless for you to just tell me! What I mean is that I want you to take the lead and set a good example for others. Do you understand?"
"I...I understand!" Tao Qian seemed to understand what Lu Bu meant, but he didn't seem to understand.
But that doesn't matter anymore. It was wise for Lu Bu to do whatever he asked him to do.
The most important thing right now is how to save his life.
"Okay, Tao Gong, you can have a good rest. A Dian, you can help Tao Gong count the family property and so on!"
Tao Qian lived such a fulfilling life in the next few days.
Under Lu Bu's instruction, Tao Qian took to the streets during the day, escorted by Dian Wei and others, and spread the word that he had worshiped Lu Bu as his master and was willing to give up his family's land to the landless people.
In the evening, I had to write another letter to the governors of each county, euphemistically expressing that I was getting old, and since Xuzhou had Lu Bu, the emperor's appointed state pastor, to preside over the great cause, I was willing to retire to the second line to take care of myself. .
But Lu Bu welcomed two special guests.
After hearing that Pengcheng was firmly controlled by Lu Bu, Xu Rong had a group of prisoners and the gold and silver confiscated from Zuo Rong's house sent to Pengcheng.
Among them is Liu Bei's wife, Mrs. Gan.
Strictly speaking, Mrs. Gan is not Liu Bei's wife, but Liu Bei's concubine who lives in Xiaopeishina.
Following Liu Bei on the road for more than ten years, Liu Bei would abandon Mrs. Gan without hesitation every time he was chased and fled.
Mrs. Gan was lucky. She abandoned her four times and gave birth to Liu Bei's eldest son Liu Chan...
Among them, the first two were committed by Lu Bu, the third and fourth were Cao Cao's handiwork, and the fourth was at Changbanpo. However, Mrs. Gan was not so lucky to escape the fourth time. He entrusted his son Adou to Zhao Yun and then committed suicide by throwing himself into a well.
After Liu Bei became emperor, Mrs. Gan was posthumously named Empress Zhaolie and was buried in Huiling together with Liu Bei.
Lu Bu decided to meet this legendary woman for a while.
When he entered Mrs. Gan's house, Mrs. Gan was startled and stood up quickly, bowing her head to wait.
"Madam, there is no need to panic. I am Lu Fengxian. I guess you already know this." Lu Bu Gong cupped his hands and looked at Mrs. Gan.
"I have met Marquis Wen..." Mrs. Gan raised her head and glanced at Lu Bu. When she saw Lu Bu looking directly at her, she quickly lowered her head again, with a slight blush on her cheeks.
Mrs. Gan looked to be no more than seventeen or eighteen years old. She was in the prime of her youth. She was born with jade-like skin and soft skin, and her appearance was as charming as the frost and snow under the moon.
Lu Bu gulped: "The little lady is... very beautiful!"
Such a lovely person, but his fate is so wasted, isn't it because God is jealous of beauty?
I don’t know if he was humiliated when he was caught by Lu Bu twice. How can he be better in Cao Cao’s hands?
Rather than taking advantage of that thief, it would be better to waste it yourself!
"Marquis Wen...what's the matter with you?" Seeing Lu Bu looking at her without hesitation, Mrs. Gan felt even more guilty.
"Ahem, madam, don't be afraid, I'm not a good person... Ah, no, I'm not a bad person!" Lu Bu said, clearing his throat.
Obviously these words did not seem to dispel Mrs. Gan's wariness.
"Alas... What a pity, what a pity!" Looking at Mrs. Gan's slightly frightened and helpless expression, Lu Bu couldn't help but feel pity, shook his head and sighed.
"What a pity?" Mrs. Gan obviously didn't know why.
"If I were to find a beautiful woman like Madam, I would never leave you alone.
Straw Sandals Liu really doesn't know how to show mercy to her. Fortunately, she met a good person like me.
If Madam falls into the hands of bad people, wouldn't it mean..." At this point, Lu Bu shook his head with a look of unbearability.
"You...if you are really a good person, then please let me go and reunite me with Mr. Xuande..." Mrs. Gan asked tentatively.
"It's necessary! I must reunite you! Am I the kind of person who bullies men, dominates women, and steals the love of others?
Madam, may I ask, what kind of character am I, Lu Fengxian? I am a gentleman! What a gentleman! "
Lu Bu was just short of writing the word "good guy" on his face.
