But overall it was a happy scene for everyone.
Liu Bei won Pizhou and could develop according to his own plan.
Although Lu Bu interfered with Liu Bei's placement, he had no intention of giving up power to Tao Qian for the time being, and Tao Qian was very satisfied.
And Liu Bei should be somewhat grateful to himself.
As for Lu Bu, the biggest gain is to trick Zhao Yun!
Just when everyone thought that the moment of tension had passed, and when Lu Bu, Tao Qian, and Liu Bei could peacefully coexist in Xuzhou and go about their own business, Lu Bu spoke again.
"It's rare that Mr. Tao is back today. I just have something to do. I would like to ask Mr. Tao to be a guarantor!"
"Oh? Ask me to be your guarantor? What's the matter?" Tao Qian asked, raising his eyebrows.
Lu Bu chuckled, but looked at Mi Zhu who had been silent.
"I'm staying at Zizhong's house these days, so I'm causing a lot of trouble."
Mi Zhu was a little confused and said with a smile: "It is my honor for Marquis Wen and Princess to stay in this humble residence."
Lu Bu said: "Her Highness the Princess often plays and talks with your sister these days. The princess likes your sister very much and wants your sister to be by her side every day in the future.
I thought that if it were a girl from an ordinary family, she would just spend some money to buy her.
But what is your identity? Naturally, it cannot be dealt with like this.
So I had a bold idea. I wanted to take her as my concubine. In this way, wouldn't it be possible for her to stay with the princess for a long time?
So I would like to ask Mr. Tao to be a witness for me! "
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Fei jumped out and pointed at Lu Bu's nose and cursed: "Bah! Slave with the third surname! How can you be so shameless!"
Lu Bu's face darkened: "A Dian! How did you educate me?"
"Lord, calm down, I will educate him again..." Dian Wei jumped out with a face of shame and fought with Zhang Fei again.
Lu Bu acted as if nothing was wrong, smiled at Liu Bei and said, "Mr. Xuande, you won't blame me, will you?
I don’t have any other advantages, except for two!
First, he is warm-hearted and likes to help others!
The second thing is that you are of high quality and don’t want to see others scold you! "
Mi Zhu coughed and said, "Marquis Wen, please listen to me..."
Lu Bu said: "Ah? What did Zizhong say? Why, do you think your sister is wronged by being my side wife, or do you not want her to accompany the princess?"
Mi Zhu smiled awkwardly and said: "No, it's her destiny to be the princess's companion! It's just...it's just that a few days ago I made a marriage agreement with Duke Xuande, and I want to betroth my sister-in-law to him..."
"Ah?" Lu Bu frowned: "How did I hear that...Liu Xuande already has a wife, isn't she called Mrs. Gan?"
"Yes, this..." Mi Zhu's face became even more embarrassed.
Lu Bu's meaning was very clear: Would you marry your sister to such a person as a concubine?
Liu Bei was even more embarrassed for a moment and didn't know what to say.
But Lu Bu suddenly stamped his foot and said: "Oh! So that's what happened! Why is Pork Flying so excited again!"
Blame me! It's my fault! I really didn’t know that your two families already had an engagement! "
Liu Bei then laughed and said: "You don't have to blame yourself, Marquis Wen. Don't you blame those who don't know? After all, you have only been here not long..."
Lu Bu clapped his hands and said, "Hey! Mr. Xuande, you don't know! The princess has been letting Miss Mi accompany her these days.
As a result, Miss Mi was drunk that day, and I happened to be drunk too. I thought she was a princess, and the result... the result...
Why! I originally thought that everything would be fine if I married her, but in the end...how did this happen! "
A green light fell from the sky and shone directly on Liu Bei's face!
Liu Bei looked at Mi Zhu innocently and pitifully, as if hoping that Mi Zhu would boldly stand up and refute the rumors.
Mi Zhu was also confused: When did Lu Bu give his sister to that?
He really didn't know about this, and he never heard Mi Lin mention it.
But he knew that Mi Lin had been playing with Princess Wannian during this period.
Now Lu Bu has said this, this is yellow mud falling into his crotch, it is either shit or shit...
Mi Zhu could only make a shocked expression to show that he didn't know anything.
"What a bastard! How dare you insult my sister-in-law!" Guan Yu's face turned purple and he jumped out and punched Lu Bu!
Lu Bu was not a vegetarian either. He raised his hand and grabbed Guan Yu's wrist.
Guan Yu failed to hit the target, and the fist of his left hand also hit Lu Bu's cheek.
Lu Bu raised his right hand and accurately grasped Guan Yu's left hand.
Then a fierce headbutt hit Guan Yu's face, and immediately snot, tears and nosebleeds flowed down together.
Xu Rong and others swarmed up again...
Lu Busong and Guan Yu sighed and said: "Hey... why can't you talk properly? Mr. Xuande, you don't blame me, do you?"
Just now you seemed to say that those who don’t know are not to blame, right?
I knew that Mr. Xuande was a generous man! "
Liu Bei's face looked like a chameleon, changing colors from green to black.
But he soon stabilized in green again, and said with a faint smile: "Second brother! Third brother! You two have no rules again!
What happened between me and Miss Mi was just a joke after drinking, how could we take it seriously?
Miss Mi is of high status, how can she be my concubine? Isn’t that right, Brother Zizhong? "
Mi Zhu had no choice but to laugh awkwardly and said: "What Mr. Xuande said is...ah, no...ahem, it's a joke, a joke..."
Liu Bei bowed his hands to everyone and said: "My two allies are ignorant of etiquette and have made you laugh today.
I'll go back and make sure to teach them both a lesson and say goodbye..."
After that, he turned around and went out.
Dian Wei and others also stopped with a tacit understanding. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also stood up, looked at them fiercely, and followed Liu Bei away.
"Oh, this is happening! Zizhong, tell me, what should we do?" Lu Bu was still there, heartbroken.
In fact, he and Mi Lin had nothing extraordinary at all, they just said such things to everyone.
Now it seems that the expected effect has been achieved.
Mi Zhu smiled as if he was crying: "It's all my fault that I didn't explain it clearly, which led to today's misunderstanding. I'll go and apologize to Mr. Xuande another day..."
Originally, Mi Zhu was very optimistic about Liu Bei, but after being made trouble like this, it was obvious that Liu Bei, a potential stock, was out of his reach.
Then he had no choice but to follow Lu Bu's wishes and marry his sister to Lu Bu.
It's a blessing in disguise. At least now it seems that Lu Bu's ability is not weak, and he's very sinister!
Maybe this sinister character can survive in troubled times better than Liu Bei's hypocrisy?
Tao Qian on the side was also wondering: What does Lu Bu mean? Did he deliberately make Liu Bei angry?
After all this trouble, will Liu Bei still stay in Xuzhou and serve as Xiapi County Magistrate?
What is the deep hatred between Lu Bu and Liu Bei?
I can’t figure it out! I really can’t figure it out!
Seeing Zhao Yun's expression of embarrassment and confusion, Lu Bu chuckled and said, "Zilong, pack your things and come find me in the military camp tomorrow!"
