After Lu Bu whetted everyone's appetite, he took the imperial edict from Chen Gong, held it in his hand and shouted: "Liu Bei accepts the edict!"
Liu Bei hurriedly arranged his clothes and bowed to the ground respectfully.
Lu Bu finished reciting the imperial edict in a few words: "Mr. Xuande, please accept the edict and thank me!"
Liu Bei was confused, and everyone was confused!
Zhang Fei only heard the word "provincial governor" and couldn't help laughing: "Okay! Okay! This time the emperor knows a hero!"
My brother will also be a governor in the future! This time, you don’t have to look at old man Tao Qian’s face anymore! "
Liu Bei was furious: "Yide! Don't talk nonsense!"
Guan Yu even kicked Zhang Fei several times.
Zhang Fei also realized that he had made a mistake and quickly shut up, but the expression on his face was still very happy!
Governor! How glorious is it to be in charge of a state? Can't I also have an establishment by the way? Finally, I can stop being a bullshit "foot archer"!
Liu Bei asked, "I forgive you for being ignorant, but I don't know...where is this Yizhou?"
Lu Bu laughed and said, "Mr. Xuande asked the wrong person. Don't you know that I, Lu Fengxian, am a big boss?
It’s good that I know where Xuzhou is. I just read out the imperial edict and the right of interpretation belongs to the emperor! "
Tao Qian coughed and said: "Yizhou is in the southeast of Linhai, two thousand miles away from the county. The land has no snow and frost, and the vegetation is immortal. It is surrounded by mountains, and the mountains are inhabited by Yizhou..."
Before he finished speaking, Guan Yu snorted coldly and said: "My eldest brother is a clan member of the Han Dynasty and an uncle of the emperor. Since he wants to be rewarded, why should he be sent to an overseas island or a place where barbarians live to serve as an official? This is not the same as being sent to the emperor. what for?"
Lu Bu shouted: "Bold! Guan Yu! Are you questioning the emperor's order? Liu Bei! How disrespectful are these people under your command every time they say something? What do you mean? Do you have no regard for the emperor and want to rebel?"
Liu Bei glared at Guan Yu and said with a smile: "Don't dare, don't dare... It's just this Yizhou..."
Lu Bu said: "Before the yellow turban bandits caused trouble, you were just a mat weaver and shoe seller! Because the emperor issued an edict to recruit soldiers from all over the country to bravely fight against the bandits, you were called into the army.
It's just that you don't have real talents and practical skills, so you were defeated by bandits many times and fled everywhere.
In the end, you took refuge with your former classmate Gongsun Zan and served as county magistrate under him for two years. What credit did you have?
The emperor has given you the title of governor of Yizhou, which is a blessing from heaven. Aren't you still dissatisfied? Are you trying to resist the decree? "
Zhang Fei was furious, jumped up and pointed at Lu Bu's nose and cursed: "Slave with the third surname! How dare you slander my brother! See if I don't beat you!"
Lu Bu sneered and said: "Pork Zhang! How dare you, a scoundrel who slaughters pigs and sells wine, talk to me like this? Adian, teach me a lesson to this madman!"
Dian Wei was already itching with hatred. He screamed and jumped over, kicking Zhang Fei in the chest. He kicked Zhang Fei back several steps and was stumped.
When Guan Yu saw that his third brother was beaten, how could he hold back? He punched Dian Wei.
Dian Wei raised his arm to block and hit Guan Yu.
Zhang Fei also got up and rushed forward with a roar.
Lu Bu sneered: "Two against one? Why, there are so many people bullying us? Xu Rong! Zhang Liao! Tai Shi Ci! Gao Shun! Chen Gong... Forget it, don't do it..."
Chen Gong looked aggrieved: I am a counselor, a counselor! What does that look of disgust on your face mean?
Xu Rong and others rushed forward with shouts.
For a moment, the hall became an indiscriminate fighting arena, and the two groups started to fight each other fiercely with fists and kicks...
Where have Tao Qian and others seen this kind of scene where they tear each other up even if they disagree? They all retreated to make room for them to play.
Liu Bei yelled "Don't fight! Stop!" while holding his head in his hands and making a technical retreat, fearing that he would be hurt by punches and kicks.
Fortunately, Dian Wei and others didn't seem interested in talking to the gibbon.
Zhao Yun was more embarrassed.
It stands to reason that he was the person Liu Bei borrowed from Gongsun Zan, so he must be considered Liu Bei's person here.
But there is no need to use weapons to fight with old fists. Zhao Yun observed the battlefield and found that even if he joined, he would not be able to reverse the defeat.
Moreover, Lu Bu just read out the imperial edict, and Zhang Fei took the lead. After all, it was their side that was unreasonable...
Seeing that Liu Bei didn't take any action, Zhao Yun hesitated for a moment and chose to retreat tactically to wait and see what would happen.
Although Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were both powerful and powerful, not everyone on Lu Bu's side was a vegetarian!
Especially this kind of scene that looks like a street fight, Dian Wei obviously has a lot of experience!
Two fists were no match for four hands, and soon Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were pressed to the ground and rubbed.
After beating him violently for a while, Lu Bu said: "Okay, okay! We are all civilized people, how can we beat people? A Dian, please invite Pork Zhang and General Guan out and talk to each other slowly!"
Everyone agreed and took the two out.
Lu Bu asked Liu Bei with a smile: "Xuan Degong, I am not talking about you, your third brother is too unreasonable!
Fortunately, there were no outsiders, otherwise he would have deserved to have his head chopped off just because he said so many treasonous words.
Mr. Tao, you are old and have read a lot. Please tell me, what is the crime for slandering your father? "
"Uh...well...but..." Tao Qian didn't know what to say for a moment.
emperor? Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty? Are you still responsible for scolding him now? But you can’t say this.
Lu Bu then said to Liu Bei: "Mr.
"Yes, thank you Marquis Wen..." Liu Bei wanted to scold his mother in his heart: Lu Bu really wants to be a bitch and build an archway again!
Lu Bu smiled and said: "You're welcome! But will you accept this imperial edict or not?"
If you don't answer, it will really be disobedience.
Although the Emperor of the Han Dynasty has become a decoration now, Liu Bei, who has always flaunted his loyalty to the Han Dynasty, cannot be used by others!
No matter what, let’s take it first and talk about it first, since no one is forcing me to take up my post right away!
He accepted the imperial edict by expressing gratitude with his mouth.
Lu Bu then said with a smile: "Is this right! Mr. Xuande, is this also a test for you by the emperor?
Think about it, although Yizhou is a barbaric land now, its room for improvement is higher!
After Duke Xuande left, he civilized the barbarians. Within a few years, Yizhou was governed in an orderly manner. The people did not pick up items on the road and did not close their homes at night. Isn't that a great achievement?
The emperor knows that you can manage the barbaric land so well, and he will definitely use you again in the future!
Xuande Gong, opportunities and challenges coexist! You have to seize the opportunity! "
"Ahem, thank you Marquis Wen..." Liu Bei cursed in his heart: Why don't you educate these barbarians?
I thought I was the best at hypocrisy, but I didn't expect that you, Lu Bu, are the role model at the same time!
Liu Bei looked at the edict in his hand and fell into deep thought.
This edict is made of silk brocade woven with fine silk, and the pattern on the back is auspicious clouds and auspicious cranes.
The words and seal on the front don't look like they are fake.
But why did the little emperor let himself be the governor of Yizhou? Logically speaking, Liu Xie should never have heard of a little person like him!
Look at the evil smile on Lu Bu's face... Could it be that Lu Bu was causing trouble?
It doesn’t make sense! Lu Bu had fought with three of his brothers at Hulao Pass. Why did he need to get an edict to send him to an isolated island overseas?
Seeing Liu Bei's expression of eating shit, Tao Qian felt happy: Isn't this my chance to be a good person?
Yin coughed, attracting everyone's attention to him, and said, "I have something to say, I don't know whether I should say it or not?"
