When everyone's eyes were focused on him again, Lu Bu cleared his throat and said:
"Magistrate Liu Da, I would like to introduce to you that this is my wife, the Wannian Princess of the Han Dynasty! As a minister of the Han Dynasty, shouldn't you come to see me?"
"I..." Liu Bei's expression was like a chicken with its neck stuck!
He finally understood why Lu Bu brought a group of little girls here. He wanted to embarrass himself in front of everyone!
Asking him to salute a little girl in front of so many people?
What's more, there was Lu Bu and Lu Bu's three other wives next to him!
If this is really a salute, will I be able to raise my head in front of my brothers in the future?
But if she wasn't polite and Lu Bu said she was a princess, he would probably not talk nonsense.
Wouldn't it be disrespectful to the Han princess if she didn't salute?
Just when he didn't know what to do, Guan Yu coughed and said, "Lu Bu! Don't you know?
My eldest brother is a member of the Han clan, so based on seniority, he is still considered today’s uncle!
When it comes to saluting, the princess should salute my eldest brother! "
Liu Bei wished he could give Guan Yu a tongue kiss on the spot!
He hurriedly cleared his throat and said: "Ahem, second brother, how many times have I told you, don't always say my identity as a clan member of the Han clan! It's boring, it's boring!"
Lu Bu gave a strange laugh, lowered his head and asked Liu Xiao softly: "Princess, do you recognize this uncle of yours?"
Liu Xiao blinked her big watery eyes and glanced at Liu Bei seriously, then shook her head and said seriously:
"I don't recognize him! Who is this person? His ears are so big and his arms are so long. He looks like a big monkey! I don't have such an uncle..."
"puff……"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
At first, everyone held back, but Lu Bu laughed so hard that his throat was visible.
The lord smiled, what are the others waiting for? Everyone on Lu Bu's side laughed loudly.
Liu Bei's teeth were itching with hatred, but looking at Liu Xiao's innocent and innocent expression...it seemed that it was really just a child's talk...
Zhang Fei shouted angrily: "Where did you come from, a wild girl! How dare you speak rudely to my brother! How does my brother look like a monkey?"
Zhang Fei's ferocious appearance frightened Liu Xiao into hiding behind Lu Bu.
Lu Bu protected Liu Xiao and said, "Ah, yes, yes! It's not like a monkey, Xiaoxiao, your metaphor is inappropriate!"
"Oh..." Liu Xiao also felt that his words were a bit of a gift.
Unexpectedly, Lu Bu then said: "Where can there be such a big monkey? It looks like a gorilla!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Another burst of laughter.
Liu Bei winked at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei's eyes almost popped out of his head, and he snorted fiercely at Liu Xiao.
Lu Bu became generous again and said to Liu Xiao: "Princess, since Liu Bei claims to be your uncle, let's not say whether it is true or not. After all, he is so old and has a big beard. You call him uncle." It’s not a loss at all.”
Liu Xiao then turned half of his body from behind Lu Bu, bent his knees and gave Liu Bei a slight blessing and said: "I've seen uncle..."
Liu Bei now gained some face, and hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "Princess, there is no need to be polite, I am..."
Before he finished his sentence, Lu Bu said: "Okay, I've seen this one before, with a red face and a pig face. Aren't you two also the emperor's uncles? Why don't you greet the princess when you meet her?"
"you……"
Liu Bei had a dark look on his face. Only then did he realize that he had fallen into Lu Bu's trap without knowing it!
Everyone greeted her as uncle, which meant that this little girl recognized her legal status as an imperial uncle.
I also readily agreed, which also showed that I recognized the other party as a princess of Han Dynasty.
But who does Guan Yu and Zhang Fei count? Can my sworn brother also be the princess's uncle? This is really unreasonable...
Gritting his teeth, Liu Bei still winked at Guan and Zhang - what are you afraid of losing the face of your brothers?
Besides, she is a princess, so there is no shame in bowing!
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had no choice but to reluctantly tilt their heads to Liu Xiaoyi and say: "Guan Yu\Zhang Fei has met Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
While Lu Bu was proud, he couldn't help but feel a little regretful. This big man was not good, so why wasn't it popular to kowtow to a member of the royal family when he saw him?
When the two of them straightened up, Liu Xiao said stupidly: "No need to be polite..."
Lu Bu chuckled, took Liu Xiao's little hand and said, "Ladies, let's go, it's boring here, let's go sit under the tree over there!"
Everyone watched Lu Bu and the four girls go away.
Zhang Fei naturally stared with a pair of leopard eyes and wanted to swallow Lu Bu in one gulp.
Guan and the others couldn't help but cast their eyes secretly on Diao Chan's slim waist.
(Forced explanation: I am deeply sorry if this description hurts the hearts of Guan Yu fans...
I know that Guan Yu is a great hero in the hearts of many people, but I am actually a little confused when writing this paragraph.
Guan Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a brave, loyal, upright, and righteous man. In fact, this is the case in the official history.
There is such a record in "Three Kingdoms: Biography of Guan Yu":
Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu in Xia Pi. Guan Yu called the Duke and sent Qin Yi Luxing to ask for help and beg for his wife, and the Duke agreed to marry her.
When it was about to be broken, it was revived again and again. The public suspected that it had a strange color, so he sent people in advance to see it, but because he kept it to himself, Yu felt uneasy.
The general meaning of this passage is that Cao Cao and Liu Bei besieged Lu Bu who was trapped in Xiapi.
Guan Yu said to Cao Cao: Lu Bu asked his subordinate Qin Yilu to ask for help. This Qin Yilu is not a good person, he is Lu Bu's minion.
I ask Duke Cao to reward me with Qin Yilu's daughter-in-law after the city is captured.
Cao Cao readily agreed.
After the city was broken, Guan Yu repeatedly made this request to Cao Cao.
Cao Cao became suspicious, and first asked someone to see what kind of beauty Qin Yilu's daughter-in-law was.
As a result, Guan Yu felt very uncomfortable as he kept it alone!
Later, in order to compensate Guan Yu, Cao Cao gave Lu Bu's red rabbit horse to Guan Yu.
This is the real content in "Three Kingdoms".
In fact, I just want to say that Guan Yu is also a person of flesh and blood. Even Zhuge Liang, who will come out in the future, will not give him a godhead who can control the wind and rain.
"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is originally a novel.
Who knew that it would become a treasure in the hands of Nurhaci and Huang Taiji.
The Jurchens, even the Aixinjueluo family, generally have a low level of education. It is really difficult for them to read Spring and Autumn Annals and Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Later Nurhaci discovered, hey! This "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is really unsatisfactory!
There’s also history, there’s art of war, it’s lively and interesting, and there are illustrations?
Therefore, "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" became a required course for the Jurchen Eight Banners nobles.
Later, the Jurchens conquered the world, and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms also followed suit. Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and other people who deliberately mythologized became great heroes.
In the ninth year of Shunzhi, Guan Yu was named the Zhongyi Shenwu Guan Sheng Emperor.
In the past, the martial sage in the hearts of the Han people was Grandpa Yue Fei. Grandpa Yue was the hero who killed the ancestors of Nurhaci...
Kowtow to the national hero...)
