Qin Huairu and the others didn't ask where the crabs came from. They already knew about Lin Shaowen's magical powers. After all, when we got married, several ministers and deputy ministers came, not to mention academicians.
"Shaowen, I still want to eat..." Qin Jingru said coquettishly.
"Then eat, there are still so many." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.
"No, I want to eat it tomorrow too." Qin Jingru said with a blushing face.
"Can."
Lin Shaowen nodded lovingly.
He naturally knew that women would get cold in the uterus after eating crabs, but for him, a half-hearted "miracle doctor", the treatment was not easy.
No need to take any medicine, just a few injections.
"You're so kind." Qin Jingru hugged him and kissed him.
"Don't make trouble, make me look bad..." Lin Shaowen laughed and cursed.
Just as the four of them were enjoying themselves, the bells under the eaves suddenly rang again.
"It's so annoying, who is it?" Yu Haitang said dissatisfied.
She had just eaten the second one.
outside the door.
Yu Haitang was opening the door before he could say anything.
Xu Damao and his wife, Yan Jiefang and his wife, rushed inside immediately.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Yu Haitang roared angrily and immediately chased after him.
"Old Lin, I'm here to drink with you again." Xu Damao, carrying two bottles of Maotai, came to the table and took a look, and suddenly took a breath, "Good guy, such a big hairy crab? From Yangcheng Lake?"
"Old Xu, you have some knowledge." Lin Shaowen smiled.
"Lin Shaowen, you can get us some hairy crabs, and you can set the price as you like." Zhang Wan swallowed.
"Don't make trouble, where can I get this thing? It's not enough for Haitang to eat." Lin Shaowen shook his head.
"Old Lin, how about we have a drink with crabs?" Xu Damao said, licking his old face.
He was really greedy.
After eating a meal of hairy crabs at Sijiuzhang's house a few days ago, he couldn't forget it, even though the crabs were less than a quarter of the size on the table, and he only got two.
"How could you do this?" Qin Huairu said dissatisfied, "We just started eating, and you rushed in."
"Qin Huairu, you are just like us, you are just a freeloader." Xu Damao snorted coldly, "Brother, at least you brought wine, but it is different from you who are freeloaders."
"Xu Damao, I have a good relationship with Sister Qin. I am happy to invite her to eat together. Do you care?" Yu Haitang retorted.
"Hey, you are so generous." Xu Damao changed his face and said, "Mrs. Lin, I don't eat your food for nothing. Didn't I bring wine?"
"snort."
Yu Haitang was too lazy to pay attention to him and sat back on the table to continue eating.
The atmosphere became awkward for a while.
"Lao Xu, let me test you. If you answer correctly, I will treat you to crabs." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.
"You said... I don't have anything, but I have some knowledge." Xu Damao patted his chest and said.
"What wine goes best with hairy crabs?" Lin Shaowen tilted his head and asked.
"this……"
Xu Damao was immediately embarrassed.
He was born as a worker, so how could he know these things?
"I have rice wine at home. I'll go back and get it right away." Zhang Wan shouted immediately.
"Okay, you've passed."
Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile.
Zhang Wan ran home without saying a word, and within a few minutes, she came back with a large can of rice wine.
Yan Jiefang looked at Lin Shaowen pitifully, while Yu Li glared at Yu Haitang fiercely.
"Sister, don't look at me. My family doesn't even have enough to eat these things." Yu Haitang pouted.
"It's in vain that I hurt you." Yu Li pinched Yu Haitang.
"Okay, eldest sister is not an outsider. Let's sit down and eat together." Lin Shaowen greeted.
Yan Jiecheng and Yu Liru were granted amnesty and immediately sat down obediently.
"Just be generous." Yu Haitang muttered.
"That's right, how much is that?" Qin Jingru said dissatisfied.
Qin Huairu said nothing, but gave him a resentful look.
"Come on, Lao Lin, let's go one by one."
Xu Damao, who was holding the bowl, smiled and said, "The only person in our courtyard that Xu Damao admires is you, Lin Shaowen. Everyone says you are stingy, but in my opinion, who can be as generous as you?"
"Are you praising me or hurting me?" Lin Shaowen couldn't help but bump into him.
"Of course I am praising you." Xu Damao said sternly, "Although the people in our courtyard are full of benevolence, justice and morality, let alone such precious hairy crabs, they may not be willing to part with an egg."
"It's understandable that everyone's conditions are poor." Lin Shaowen smiled.
Yu Li and Yan Jiecheng didn't speak. They just kept biting the crab and almost swallowed their tongues.
"Come on, Lin Shaowen, let me toast you too." Zhang Wan raised the bowl and smiled, "I didn't understand why Lou Xiao'e would marry you before, but now it seems that she has the vision."
I mean what I say.
Even though Lin Shaowen looked like he was not stingy in the courtyard, no one could bully him. But if you can really be friends with him, it will actually be a very happy thing. Lin Shaowen will never care about it.
She was sure that even if she and Xu Damao couldn't answer today, Lin Shaowen would definitely not drive them away.
"If you mention Lou Xiao'e in front of my ex-wife and current wife, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to leave this house?" Lin Shaowen joked.
"There's nothing to be afraid of. At worst, I'll crush you." Zhang Wan said boldly.
"Go, who wants you?" Yu Haitang muttered.
"That's right, that's right. At worst, I'll do this to you too, and we'll be neighbors." Xu Damao said cheerfully.
"Neuropathy."
Lin Shaowen smiled and drank it all in one gulp.
Twenty crabs didn't look like much, and there wasn't much meat in their mouths, but it was a bit time-consuming to eat, especially since this group of people wanted to chew up all the crab shells and swallow them.
then.
After the five kilograms of rice wine bottomed out, the crabs were finally finished.
Zhang Wan and Xu Damao were both very drunk, while Yan Jiefang and Yu Li kept licking their lips, quite unfinished.
Yu Haitang had a gloomy face, looking like I was very unhappy.
Although Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru were not so obvious, their expressions were a little ugly.
"Uncle, Yu Li and I will send Xu Damao and Zhang Wan back." Yan Jiecheng said with a wink.
"Well, I'm sorry to bother you." Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile.
"You should, you and Auntie should go to bed early."
After Yan Jiecheng had eaten and drank enough, he immediately retreated.
Yu Li did not dare to look into Yu Haitang's eyes the whole time, but lowered her head and helped Zhang Wan out.
"It's too abominable. They are not allowed to come in next time." Yu Haitang slammed the table.
"That's right, how can there be such a person?" Qin Jingru said dissatisfied.
She could have eaten five, but now she only ate three.
"Shaowen, I still want to eat." Qin Huairu took Lin Shaowen's hand and shook it.
"I want to eat, too."
Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang said in unison.
"There's really nothing I can do against you."
Lin Shaowen sighed, stood up and walked towards the door.
When the three saw this, they immediately cheered.
That night.
The table was once again filled with twenty hairy crabs. This time, no matter how Yan Jiecheng knocked on the door, Yu Haitang pretended not to hear it and even took off the bell.
Want to eat and drink for free again? Neither can my biological sister.
