Qin Zhong finally reluctantly took out his degree certificate from his bag and handed it to Lin Shaowen.
Lin Shaowen looked at the bright red degree certificate with mixed feelings.
Unexpectedly, he became a doctor out of nowhere.
After the incident came to light, Qin Zhong and Zhang Yuyang took An Yiming away while cursing.
After Lin Shaowen sent them to the door, he couldn't help but feel a little funny when he looked at the car driving away.
Why do these old men seem to have grown up?
He turned back to the yard and saw several aunts chatting in the yard.
"Hey, Minister Lin, did you send the guests away?" Third Aunt said with a smile.
"Um."
Lin Shaowen smiled and nodded.
"Some people are not very capable, but their ability to flatter people is first-rate." Jia Zhang said in a strange tone.
Lin Shaowen spread his hands and was too lazy to pay attention to her.
But when he was just about to go home and rest, Banggeng suddenly threw something at him. After he subconsciously moved away, he only heard a "bang", which startled him.
"Hey, BangGeng, how can you throw firecrackers at people?" Lin Shaowen said dissatisfied.
"I'll throw you away, I'll throw you away." Banggeng said, raising his neck.
"Little bastard, come here..."
Lin Shaowen was about to reach out to catch him, but was blocked by Jia Zhang.
"Lin Shaowen, what's the matter with you?" Jia Zhang said disdainfully, "You are such a grown man, why do you care about a child?"
"He threw firecrackers at people, what if something happens?" Lin Shaowen frowned.
Now there is no talk about controlling the amount of gunpowder used in firecrackers. The firecrackers are loud and powerful. Even though they are only small firecrackers, they will hurt the body at most when they explode. But now there are firecrackers for sale that are as thick as a baby's arm. It's not uncommon for those things to blow off your hand.
"He is still a child." Mrs. Jia Zhang curled her lips, "You weigh 180 pounds and still care about a child. Have you grown so big in vain?"
Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes when he saw this, turned around and went out.
Like a victorious rooster, Mrs. Jia Zhang winked at Banggeng. Banggeng immediately understood and followed him out with a stick of incense and firecrackers, obviously heading for Lin Shaowen.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, Lin Shaowen was actually restrained by you, okay." The aunt said cheerfully.
This is the first time Lin Shaowen has suffered a loss since he came to the courtyard.
"If he dared to say anything just now, I would tear him to pieces." Jia Zhang said proudly.
"How about I ask Guangtian to buy some firecrackers..." The second aunt was quite moved.
She hates Lin Shaowen so much now that she hates her so much. If Lin Shaowen hadn't been such a mess, their family would have asked Xu Damao to pay for the glass last time.
"Guang Tian is not a good guy. If he dares to do this... he will probably be beaten to death by Lin Shaowen." The aunt said with a smile.
The second aunt thought about it and thought it made sense.
Liu Guangtian is a big young man, and Lin Shaowen is unambiguous in his actions.
Several people were chatting and laughing, but the third aunt felt a little uneasy.
Streets, public toilets.
Lin Shaowen bought a few big firecrackers. After going to the toilet to see if there was no one there, he lit one and threw it into the septic tank.
boom!
There was a loud noise and "mud" shot out.
BangGeng, who was hiding and peeking aside, was dumbfounded. Why didn't he expect that he could actually come to the toilet and let off a cannon?
Lin Shaowen threw two more firecrackers, which made Banggeng's blood boil.
After Lin Shaowen finished setting off the firecrackers, he clapped his hands, turned and walked towards the yard, but before taking two steps, he came back again, hiding in the corner and watching secretly.
really.
No boy can resist the temptation of "exploding shit".
I saw Banggeng constantly throwing firecrackers towards the septic tank. Every time the firecrackers exploded, he would cheer.
Lin Shaowen watched for a while, and when Banggeng had almost set off the firecrackers, he dropped a dollar on the ground, turned around and walked towards the yard.
Banggan, who had finished setting off the firecrackers, was going home dejectedly when he suddenly saw the money on the ground, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
He thought of the big firecrackers bought by Lin Shaowen again, and immediately became excited.
late at night.
Lou Xiao'e was rubbing Lin Shaowen's shoulders, and Lin Shaowen was a little drowsy.
Sudden.
boom!
A loud bang resounded throughout the courtyard.
Lin Shaowen immediately became energetic and got up to get dressed without saying a word.
Lou Xiao'e looked at her excited husband, dumbfounded.
"Lin Shaowen, come out quickly..."
Qin Peiru's voice sounded outside the door, very urgent.
"What are you doing in the middle of the night?" Lin Shaowen grabbed Lou Xiao'e who was about to open the door.
"Come out quickly, Banggeng is going to be beaten to death." Qin Peiru cried.
Lin Shaowen hesitated for another minute before opening the door with a straight face.
"Lin Shaowen, hurry...go and save Banggeng." Qin Peiru cried so hard.
backyard.
"Ouch, ouch..."
Bang Gang was being beaten on the ground by Liu Guangfu and Xu Damao, while Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiekuang were beating Jia Dongxu. The second aunt grabbed Jia Zhang's hair, and the third aunt slapped her.
"Lin Shaowen, please hurry up and give me some advice." Yi Zhonghai said urgently, "If we continue fighting like this, I'm afraid someone will die."
"Why don't you let Silly Zhu persuade you?" Lin Shaowen curled his lips.
Silly Zhu, who was silent on the side, immediately shrank his neck when he heard this, shirked his responsibility and said, "Lin Shaowen, don't talk nonsense, this matter has nothing to do with me."
"You and Jia Dongxu are good buddies, aren't you? Why didn't you help him when he was beaten?" Lin Shaowen teased.
"This is not something good friends do. The main reason is that Banggeng went too far." Silly Zhu sighed, "In the middle of the night, this kid threw firecrackers into the toilet..."
Phew!
Lou Xiao'e couldn't help laughing. She was sure that Lin Shaowen must have done this.
I don’t know how Jia Zhang offended him.
Lin Shaowen took a closer look at Xu Damao and found that half of his body was covered with colorful things, including his face. Zhang Wan, who had always protected him, lay on the side retching, obviously feeling sick.
"That's not right. Xu Damao's fight with the stick is excusable, so what's going on with Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiecheng?" Lin Shaowen asked in confusion.
"You're still talking about it." Silly Zhu said quietly, "The second uncle was startled, his foot slipped, and he got stuck on the pit. When everyone pulled him up... don't tell me, the second uncle is quite fair. "
Phew!
Many people watching the excitement couldn't help laughing.
"Silly Zhu, you are so damn fair."
Liu Haizhong angrily hid at the door of his house and cursed, but did not come out. It was obvious that he was too embarrassed to see anyone.
"What about the third uncle?" Lin Shaowen asked curiously.
"When the firecrackers went off, Yan Laoxi was startled, hit the wall, and fainted on the spot." Silly Zhu said with lingering fear, "Fortunately, we went quickly, his head fell into the urinal... He almost died Drowned."
Lin Shaowen's face turned red and his thighs were almost turning green.
Lou Xiao'e was lying on Lin Shaowen, leaning forward and back with laughter.
