The first day of December.
Suitable for marriage.
I heard a commotion in the yard early in the morning.
"Can't you have a peaceful weekend?" Lin Shaowen complained.
"Xu Damao is getting married today." Lou Xiao'e said with a sweet smile, "Get up quickly, let's go out and watch the fun."
"What's so good about getting married?" Lin Shaowen said in bed.
"Last time Xu Damao said that Qin Peiru had a daughter in his belly, Jia Zhang had a quarrel with him..."
Before Lou Xiao'e finished speaking, she saw Lin Shaowen getting up and starting to get dressed.
It would be fun to watch Jia Zhang facing Xu Damao.
"You……"
Lou Xiao'e laughed dumbly, touched her belly and said, "Baby, you can't grow up like your father in the future."
yard.
When Lin Shaowen rushed there with Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao had already returned with his bride. But as soon as he arrived in the front yard, he was stopped by a group of boys headed by Bangge.
Xu Damao was wearing a Chinese tunic suit today, while Zhang Wan was wearing a red dress and a big red flower on her head, looking quite festive.
"No entry allowed," Banggeng shouted.
"Here, give me some wedding candy."
Xu Damao waved, and Liu Guangfu immediately took out a handful of wedding candies and handed them to them.
"Anyone who wants your candy is ten yuan. If you don't give it, you won't be allowed in." Banggeng knocked the wedding candy in Liu Guangfu's hand, but all the children following him squatted on the ground and started picking it up.
"Banggen, don't force me to whip you." Xu Damao gritted his teeth.
"Xu Damao, you don't want my grandma to call my grandpa out when you get married, do you?"
When Bang Gang said these words, everyone in the audience was shocked.
Phew!
Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing. If this sentence was not instructed by Jia Zhang, he would be willing to jump into the septic tank.
Lou Xiao'e also had a wry smile on her face, Jia Zhang was so disgraced.
"Nonsense." Xu's father scolded angrily, "Ms. Jia Zhang, is this how you take care of BangGeng?"
Mrs. Jia Zhang turned a deaf ear and continued to sit in front of her home and bask in the sun.
"Xu Damao, give me the money." Banggeng raised his head and said.
"Da Mao, what's going on?" Zhang Wan frowned.
"Okay, let's admit defeat today."
Xu Damao gritted his teeth and took out ten dollars.
With Mrs. Jia Zhang's urinary nature, it would be extremely unlucky if she really showed up like this at the wedding.
Banggeng got the money and ran away happily.
"Not much, Damao, why can't you just be silly? Are you looking down on my family?" Aunt Qian was unhappy.
Her grandson was also blocking the door.
"Yes, Xu Damao, what do you mean?"
Others also began to accuse.
Xu Damao's head suddenly became as big as a bucket, and he hurriedly bowed and said, "Aunts, I paid that money back to Jia Dongxu, so please stop making trouble."
"Repay it?"
Everyone was a little confused.
Lin Shaowen couldn't help but look at Xu Damao with admiration. In terms of on-the-spot reaction, Xu Damao was indeed very good.
"What the hell, he's obviously afraid that Jia Zhang's soul will be summoned." Silly Zhu said in a strange tone from the side.
No wonder he was resentful that Xu Damao, a beast, didn't invite him to be the chef when he got married. How can he, the "number one chef in Nanluoguxiang", hold his head high in the future?
"Silly Zhu, shut up." Xu Damao said calmly.
The others thought for a while and their expressions darkened.
Seeing this, Xu Damao glanced around. When he saw Lin Shaowen, he couldn't help shouting, "Brother, you were there when I borrowed Jia Dongxu's money last time. Please prove it to me."
brush!
Everyone looked at Lin Shaowen.
Zhang Wan looked at the butterfly hairpin on Lou Xiao'e's head, a trace of jealousy flashed in her eyes.
"Well, I prove it." Lin Shaowen smiled lightly.
"Lin Shaowen, you've proved nothing." Silly Zhu said sternly, "No one in the whole yard knows that you and Xu Damao wear the same pair of pants."
"Fuck you, you and Lin Shaowen are wearing the same pair of pants." Xu Damao retorted immediately.
"Lin Shaowen is your father."
"Lin Shaowen is your grandfather."
The two immediately started scolding each other, which made the relatives of the woman who came to see her off couldn't help but frown.
Zhang Wan was a little surprised. Is Lou Xiao'e's husband so unpopular in the yard? Why does everyone seem to hate him so much?
"Can you use another person to compare? For example, the green-headed bastard." Lin Shaowen said quietly.
"Lin Shaowen, go to hell."
Jia Dongxu, who was watching the excitement, turned green. He wanted to get angry, but he forgot about the state of his legs, and fell to the ground with a thump.
Qin Peiru hurriedly helped him up.
Upon seeing this, Jia Zhang immediately sat on the ground and began to accumulate strength.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, you just accepted Xu Damao's money."
Lin Shaowen's words made Jia Zhang hold back the word "Lao Jia". It wasn't that she was afraid of Lin Shaowen, but Xu Damao was staring at her as if he wanted to eat someone.
Yi Zhonghai and others immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
If the Jia Zhang family really gets into trouble, then Xu Damao will be in trouble.
"You also said that you and Lin Shaowen didn't wear a pair of pants." Silly Zhu sneered.
"Silly Zhu, don't touch the shit basin." Xu Damao said displeased.
Hearing this, Lin Shaowen couldn't help but look at Jia Zhang and said quietly, "Jia Zhang, congratulations to you. I heard... Qin Peiru gave birth to a daughter?"
The expressions of the entire courtyard changed drastically.
"Old Jia..."
A sharp shout resounded throughout the courtyard.
Xu Damao looked at Lin Shaowen like a resentful woman, and Zhang Wan's face turned red.
Lin Shaowen smiled slightly and took Lou Xiao'e to sit on the edge of the flower bed, eating melon seeds.
"Lin Shaowen, what are you talking about?" Xu's father scolded angrily.
"If you don't go to Jia Zhang, what do you want to tell me? Is it possible that I can stop her mouth?" Lin Shaowen took out a cigarette and gave one to Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng.
When he was about to light a fire, a match appeared near his mouth.
Oops, Yan Jiecheng has developed a new skill.
"you……"
Xu's father glared at him bitterly, then ran to his parents and cried out, "Sister-in-law, I don't like this. Damao is getting married today, and you have watched him grow up..."
After saying a lot of good things, Jia Zhang felt satisfied.
Xu Damao adjusted his mood and was about to take Zhang Wan back to the house when he suddenly heard Yan Jiecheng speak again.
"Brother Lin, how do you know the daughter Qin Peiru is pregnant with? Did you see it?"
"No, didn't you hear this from Xu Damao?"
After Lin Shaowen stuffed him with half a pack of cigarettes, his face was filled with a teachable expression.
"Old Jia..."
Jia Zhang's new round of spiritualism started, but this time Yan Jiecheng was also scolded.
Yan Jiecheng was carried back to the house by Yan Bugui with a dark face.
"What's the matter with you? Why were you used as a gun by Lin Shaowen..."
Before he finished speaking, five Panda cigarettes were placed in front of him.
"Dad, what did you just say?" Yan Jiecheng said in an arrogant tone.
"Get in touch with Lin Shaowen more. I heard that he has just been named a 'Youth Model' by the factory. It will be good for your future development."
After Yan Bugui finished speaking seriously, he carried Yan Jiecheng, took out half a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and then threw the remaining five cigarettes to him.
"Dad, why are you like this..."
Yan Jiecheng shouted without tears.
Yu Li, who followed, couldn't help but shook her head. She was really blind when she married Yan Jiecheng.
