Otherwise, Xu Damao is really bad.
He is a projectionist. In fact, apart from going to the countryside to show movies, he has nothing to do in the factory. So he almost stayed at the door of the public toilet to drink water, and went to the toilet six times in one morning.
"Xu Damao, you fucking peed outside again." Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu said angrily.
"If you pee outside, you pee outside. Aren't you here?" Xu Damao said nonchalantly.
"If you fucking pee outside again, I'll beat you to death, do you believe it?" Silly Zhu threatened.
"Try it." Xu Damao raised his neck and said, "Now that you are guilty, you still dare to beat people in the factory. You want to clean toilets for the rest of your life, right?"
"you……"
Silly Zhu was almost angry to death, but he really didn't dare to do anything.
Now they are the targets of key inspections by the Security Department.
"Your grandpa is going to shit now, get out of here."
Xu Damao took off his pants and squatted in the pit, flinging them everywhere.
Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu looked at each other, as if they had a tacit understanding.
"Hey, what's on the roof?" Jia Dongxu shouted.
"What?" Xu Damao looked at the ceiling.
Silly Zhu pushed Xu Damao down into the manure pit without saying a word.
Today's public toilets are not the concrete flush structures of later generations, but semi-wooden ones, with septic tanks connected underneath the two wooden boards.
Half of Xu Damao's body fell in, and his whole body kept sliding down.
"Oops, someone fell into the toilet."
Silly Zhu's broken gong voice sounded.
"I'm going, someone fell into the toilet."
"Hurry up and call Dr. Lin."
"Everyone, go help."
…
One word spread to ten, and within a few minutes hundreds of people gathered outside the public toilet.
Lin Shaowen, who received the notice, also hurried over. You must know that drowning in a septic tank is really not a joke.
Some people fall in and can't stand the stimulation and fall into coma.
And those things are all substantial. Once they invade the nasal cavity and throat, they will really kill people.
Xu Damao was struggling in the septic tank. When Lin Shaowen arrived, someone threw a hemp rope down and put it around his waist, and then seven or eight people pulled up hard.
It was difficult to pull Xu Damao up, but a pungent smell made Lin Shaowen take a step back.
I don’t know what’s going on in this era, it’s too thick.
"vomit!"
Some people couldn't stand the stimulation of this smell and immediately began to vomit.
Many lesbians even ran a long way before they dared to breathe.
"Brother Xu, what's the matter with you?" Lin Shaowen asked, pinching his nose.
"Yes, Damao, why can't you squat down firmly when going to the toilet? Did you do something bad at night?" Silly Zhu said murderously.
"Silly Zhu, how can you say such nonsense? Damao is not married yet." Jia Dongxu said seriously.
"That's true, but how come his legs are so weak?"
Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu sang together, and many workers watching the excitement pointed at him, some gloating, some ridiculing, but no one sympathized with him.
Also, if anyone falls into the toilet, everyone will watch it as a spectacle.
Lin Shaowen's perception was extremely keen. He immediately noticed that Xu Damao was shaking all over and his eyes were blood-red.
Is this a sign that he's going to go berserk? He ran away without saying a word.
"Silly Zhu, I'll fuck your grandma."
Sure enough, with Xu Damao's roar, a stench directly attacked Jia Dongxu.
The two of them were directly hugged by Xu Damao. Xu Damao kept picking things from his body and stuffing them into their mouths.
"Fuck."
Even Lin Shaowen, who was already very strong in psychological development, couldn't help but vomit.
Naturally, Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu would not give in, and the three of them immediately started fighting together.
But at this time, Xu Damao had a BUuff on him, and even the "Siheyuan God of War" Silly Zhu only wanted to escape instead of fighting. As for Jia Dongxu, the fifth scumbag, he was already lying on the ground and vomiting non-stop.
The parts on Xu Damao's body were scattered during the struggle, and several workers who were closer to him were immediately confused.
"ah……"
The worker screamed with pain on his face.
Silly Zhu was vomiting and beating at the same time, trying his best to maintain the majesty of the Siheyuan God of War. But at this time, Xu Damao transformed into the "Toilet War God", and the parts hanging on his body were his best weapons.
"vomit!"
The female comrades watching the theater in the distance also turned pale and kept vomiting.
The battle lasted for a full fifteen minutes. In the end, the comrades from the security department came over with water guns and fired at them to end the battle.
But afterwards, both Shazhu and Jia Dongxu cried aggrievedly.
Because there is a saying circulating in the factory, "Si Zhu and Jia Dongxu were fed shit by Xu Damao."
The three of them held their own opinions in Baoke. Xu Damao said that Sha Zhu pushed him down, but Jia Dongxu proved to Sha Zhu that there was no such thing.
In the end, the security department didn't bother to pay attention to them, and let the three of them go after a severe scolding.
When Lin Shaowen returned to the infirmary, he was almost exhausted from vomiting.
The scene was really impactful.
Noon.
Many people in the factory have lost their appetite, resulting in little food left in the cafeteria.
Lin Shaowen also had no appetite. After drinking a coconut, he felt better, but it was limited.
At this time, someone pushed the door open and came in.
"Director Wang, why are you here?" Lin Shaowen looked at the visitor in surprise.
Wang Kuirong, director of the canteen of the steel rolling mill.
Although he is just a canteen director, there are ten canteens in the steel rolling mill. There are also nine deputy directors of the canteen. In addition to directing the canteen work, Wang Kuirong is also in charge of one canteen.
He is not very prominent in the steel rolling mill, but he is really in a high position and has great authority.
"I heard that Dr. Lin has superb medical skills." Wang Kuirong took out a stack of bills from his pocket with a smile on his face and pushed it over calmly.
Ever since Factory Director Yang gave him a sewing ticket last time, these leaders would more or less bring something with them when they came to see a doctor, as if they would be particularly shameless if they didn't.
Lin Shaowen didn't even give him a pulse, so he smiled bitterly and said, "Director Wang, you are not young at this age. You must exercise restraint during sexual intercourse."
His face was blue, his eye sockets were sunken, and the dark circles under his eyes were comparable to those of a panda.
You can't stop wiping sweat after taking two steps. Isn't this overindulgence?
Wang Kuirong was shocked, and then said with a wry smile, "Dr. Lin, to tell you the truth, I have no interest in women at all."
"Then you are..."
"There is a tiger at home."
Wang Kuirong sighed, and then expressed his difficulty.
Nothing else. His current position was achieved with the support of his father-in-law. Although his father-in-law has stepped down now, he is still intimidated by the death of a tiger. He does not dare to offend the tigress in the family at all.
Lin Shaowen thought for a while and then said, "There are two options. The first... can restore your glory."
"First, I choose first..." Wang Kuirong said eagerly.
Second, it can make your tigress pure and merciless.
Lin Shaowen's lips moved, but in the end he did not say anything.
To be honest, Wang Kuirong's hair is already gray.
He has been pampered all year round and has many underlying diseases just by looking at him.
If it really regains its glory, it may have an impact on Shouyuan.
Human body functions are limited. The more you overdraw, the less you can live. You could live to be ninety years old. After excessive consumption, I am afraid that I will not survive until the age of seventy. This is the "cycle of heaven" in "The Book of Green Bags".
