I've had nightmares and I've woken up, but I've never woken up exactly on time at 06:00 in the morning, and I didn't feel sleepy at all.
Because, I dreamed about what I said to Annie in the office yesterday, but the ending of that conversation was not what appeared in reality, but an extra sentence.
At that time, I asked with great desire: "I have captured the entire Jinshanjiao, can I go home?"
As soon as I finished saying this sentence, I woke up with a start. I wasn't woken up by gasping for breath, nor was I scared with my eyes wide open. I was woken up very calmly and full of ridicule. When I recall the dream again, I still feel it in my heart. He cursed: "You're already acting like this and you still want to go home?"
The next second, when I picked up the phone, it was exactly 06:01, and Xiaoxiao didn't even notice that I was awake.
Late summer.
This is my third summer in Southeast Asia, but I have only been here for two full years.
It took me two years to transform from a piggy in hell to a man named Xu who owns a city and two counties. Everyone thought I was in heaven, but no one knew that my favorites were Inner Mongolian sheep and pickled cabbage soup. .
Wow.
After I entered the bathroom and let out the water, I let the warm water spray over my head and pour it down. When I hoped to take a hot bath to make myself more awake, I found that the water vapor filled the bathroom with fog.
After washing, I stood in front of the dressing mirror. What I saw was the scar left by a sniper shot on the top of my head. It was like an art body made by Mr. Tony in the hair salon. Not a single hair was long, it was on my arms. The scar caused by the wooden thorn pulled out by Brea was like a big bag stuck there.
I finally understood why Chen Haonan said those words when he was bullied by a fat corpse when he went to school to teach for his girlfriend.
Life is so wonderful. When I watched that movie, I just thought Brother Nan was handsome and majestic. Today, I finally see how pitiful he is.
Looking up again, I actually saw the skeleton again in the foggy dressing mirror.
I saw that in addition to having eyes and a heart, the skeleton also had hair, black hair.
now it's right.
Because I have begun to understand why this skeleton exists.
I also understood why I was deeply touched every time I saw a demon, but not a skeleton.
After all...the devil is not me, or I am not born a devil, but this skeleton is always me.
I laughed.
The skeleton in the mirror smiled too.
The smiles of both of us seemed to say: "Idiot, how can it feel like holding your right hand from left to right?"
Yes, how can you feel anything if you touch your own body?
Even if there is, it should have been accustomed to it.
When I wiped myself dry, walked out of the bathroom, and changed into my suit again...
This time I did not continue to choose deep gray or silent black, but uncharacteristically chose a white outfit that was very dazzling in the closet. When I walked out of the bedroom wearing this outfit and was about to go down the stairs, suddenly in the bedroom A voice came: "Wait a minute!"
It's Xiaoxiao.
She walked out of the house barefoot, grabbed my hand and dragged me back to the room. Then she found a black suit in the closet that I had worn more than once, threw it beside the bed and said Sentence: "Changed."
I looked at her in confusion: "Didn't you buy this for me?"
Xiaoxiao shook her head, her hair was so frizzy from sleep, she still said stubbornly: "I don't care, change it!"
In my entire wardrobe, all the suits were bought by Xiaoxiao, but there is only one bright color. The appearance of this dress was when we were chatting before. She thought the colors of the clothes I wore were too old-fashioned and always looked lifeless, so I responded: "I don't like to wear bright colors."
As a result, the dress appeared in the closet the next day.
This is what women are.
They always want to try to take control in the temptation, but if you dress up according to their idea of a 'handsome guy', such as taking a shower, arranging your hair, and wearing fashionable clothes when you go out in the morning, you will definitely become suspicious in a few days.
They never believe that men have whims, and feel that if there is a slight change, there may be a problem.
Yes, my Xiaoxiao didn’t let me wear a white suit and started to declare her sovereignty.
She was afraid that I would attract bees and butterflies when I went out.
She fell in love and began to lose confidence, especially after what happened to Annie.
But like a winner, I stretched out my hands and hugged her, as if I wanted to squeeze her into my body. Then I used my shortcomings to comfort her and said: "You have to believe in yourself. My five-eight-minute time , no one will snatch it from you."
puff!
Xiaoxiao smiled.
But I never expected that this would become the beginning of my nightmare.
Since then, a woman who knows more about leeks, green onions, wolfberries, and oysters than the old Chinese medicine doctor was born. Three meals a day are prepared according to the medicinal diet. I am embarrassed to stand next to people because my body is full of smell...
"Be obedient." I didn't know that the real nightmare was about to come, and thought that I had played a superb imperial trick. I turned around and left in a hurry. At that time, I couldn't wait to call the old kite to show off our family status... What if , if we are not in a superior-subordinate relationship.
Bangkang Municipal Government.
When I appeared in the office building wearing a white suit, I quickly became a sight to behold. All the girls and wives working here were looking at me intently. Until I entered the elevator and returned to the office, there was a half-branch waiting outside the office. I stared at it in shock for half a minute.
Finally, I couldn't help but ask: "Master, you are so handsome today!"
"piss off."
I was so fucking embarrassed to be praised by an old man like Ban Bula, so I could only show my embarrassment by opening my mouth and cursing.
Banbula didn't take it seriously at all: "Oh, I understand, this is called Laolaiqiao. No need to ask. I will definitely meet the third lady soon. Master, when will it be? Whose girl? Can she compare with our second lady? No?"
"Are you okay?" I glanced at him.
Banbula smiled evilly and didn't get to the point at all: "You are all gentlemen, how can you keep this a secret?"
I pretended to fight, and then Banba followed my figure and slipped into the office through the crack in the door: "I have something to do. I have something serious to do."
"Dongfang has officially sent us a letter. The research team will set off in four days. I have already reserved a room in the best hotel, and I have also communicated with Annie... That's it..."
Seeing Banbula's embarrassment, I finally said, "Where is it stuck?"
"Entertainment items." Banbula said with his index finger on his chin: "It's hard to come here from the east, why don't you have some fun? But Annie refused to let the arrangements be made. This matter is a very formal event and cannot be touched. Wrong thinking."
"I was wondering, could it be that because of something like this, we could be blamed for our poor hospitality and the port becoming corrupted?"
I thought for a moment: "Listen to Annie."
"Ah!" Banbula looked at me in surprise.
"This matter is indeed very formal. No matter how we invite you, they won't get into the condom with you."
"Then I..."
I waved my hand: "Listen to me."
"Go and change the outfits of all the waiters in the hotel. Don't always wear purple robes and look like old ladies. Change them into black and white ones, just like the ones in the movies, maid outfits."
"In addition, ask the facial paralysis to urgently mobilize a group of people from the night show. The height should not be less than 1.7 meters, the clothes should be smooth and the clothes should be bright, and the most important thing is to be clean."
"Let this group of people go to the same floor. When they arrive, tell them that this is a new service introduced by the hotel. Don't say anything else. In addition, just say a few words and say that the surveillance system on the floor they live on is broken. Then Find someone to dismantle all the surveillance cameras, and remember to keep the traces of disassembly."
"Go do it."
After hearing this, Banbula gave a thumbs up: "High, really high!" (End of Chapter)
