I like to get drunk.
Many men like to get drunk.
But women can never understand why men like to get drunk.
This is genetically determined, not human nature.
Let me just talk about it. On weekdays, I have to be very energetic. Even if I am chatting with ordinary people, I still want to test the other person's mind. How tiring is it in this situation?
When picking up the wine glass, can you relax without risking your life?
This is similar to the fact that modern young people like to drink drinks. They like it so much that they can go without drinking water for a year, even if they have uremia and are admitted to the intensive care unit, they don’t want to stop.
But what satisfies me about Xiaoxiao is that she doesn’t complain.
When the green soldier put me on the bed according to her instructions, Xiaoxiao helped me take off my clothes one by one, sniffing each piece under my nose until I smelled the smell of powder, and my complexion became more and more complex. At the moment when it became more unsightly, I angrily took off the waistband of my pants and immediately took off all my equipment. Finally, looking at the traceless pants and smiling again, I opened my eyelids slightly.
I have to watch this scene because it’s interesting.
She is willing to serve me without complaint because it is her duty, but the smell of perfume on her clothes is unacceptable to her. She is inevitably angry, but she can bear it when she thinks of my status.
But the second you take off your pants, that's the bottom line.
If there are no residues, everything is fine, otherwise?
I will never come back.
This is what a man is. If someone saves you face, you have to give them face.
If you still don’t understand the principle of keeping the red flag and flying the colorful flag, then I won’t be this big brother.
"Master Di, has the case been cleared up?"
I said this drunkenly, and Xiaoxiao laughed out loud, patted my hairy leg, and said: "I hate it!"
"Come here you go!"
I dragged Xiaoxiao onto me and started acting recklessly.
However, every movement is very gentle, because this is mine and cannot be spoiled.
…
About 9 minutes and 49 seconds later, I finally turned over and lay on the bed, and we both stabilized ourselves under the moonlight.
"Old Xu."
"Um?"
"Can you brush your teeth in advance next time?"
"What's wrong?"
"Smells like an ashtray."
I deliberately raised my head and looked at the key point, and said angrily, "Then I'll go wash up."
Xiaoxiao angrily pinched and pinched my arm. She laughed angrily and said, "I said you smell like an ashtray!"
"I'm talking about me. I'm going to take a shower and brush my teeth."
If Xiaoxiao were a fish, she would be furious right now. But the woman was definitely not really angry in this situation. Even if she looked at the corner of the roof with a cold face, she was still pretending.
I walked sideways, and in my sage state, I put my hand on her shoulder.
Xiaoxiao raised her shoulders and ducked away as if she was electrocuted.
This is the most interesting part. At this time, a man and a woman will have a meaningless game. Once it is dealt with, she will become that docile kitten again, and leave a message in the memory center of the brain. Beautiful memories may turn into disasters if not handled properly.
The way I used to deal with it was to say something very straight: "Are you sick?" Then I turned over and fell asleep.
Now?
"Don't ask me who I drank with today?"
"Love and who and who."
I looked at her smiling face that was frozen in ice and continued: "With the old falcon."
"I also saw...Oh!"
He sighed, then lay down.
Xiaoxiao immediately turned her head sideways: "What did you see?"
"I shouldn't tell you..." Just as I was about to turn over, Xiaoxiao grabbed my shoulder: "I asked you what you saw!"
"Acupuncture."
"He is considered useless. If this continues, your sister may have to remain a widow for the rest of her life."
"ah!"
Under the moonlight, Xiaoxiao sat up, staring with surprise.
"Oh shit, is that better if I stick it on?"
"When did he get this hobby?"
Then, Xiaoxiao took my arm and inspected it carefully.
"You don't know what he does?" I replied.
"Working in this line of work is like being in a dye vat. People say they can control it and don't touch it... What's bothering you? Are you having a quarrel? Are you having trouble smoothing the top and bottom?"
Xiaoxiao pushed me: "Isn't it you?"
"I can lift him to this position and still control him for the rest of his life?"
"Even if the emperor gives you a good job as a weaver in Liangjiang, don't you still have to earn your own reputation?"
Xiaoxiao swayed immediately, looked at me and asked, "What should I do?"
I propped myself up with pillows, raised my body, and leaned against the head of the bed: "There's nothing I can do."
"I did it myself, what can I do?"
I murmured: "In the past, if we, a group of people, got involved in this, there would be two consequences. One would be to go to jail if we committed a crime. When we get there, we would have nothing to do but be pinched. The other would be to wait for the funeral." .”
Xiaoxiao said fiercely: "Then you put him in a dark prison."
"How can it be that simple?"
I looked at him: "After all, he is a big player in Meng Neng's world. I said he was going to shut him down, so he shut him down?"
"Is anyone else going to do it?"
"For him alone, I put everyone in danger? What's the difference between that and when Lao Qiao was here?"
"Do you know how hard I worked to turn this situation around?"
Xiaoxiao's whole body was so soft that it felt like noodles, and it hit my shoulder. She rested her head on my slightly fat chest and said worriedly: "What should I do?"
And I reached out and stroked her hair, almost forgetting what I just said, playing with every part of her body contentedly, watching the clouds in the sky drift away, and life returned to normal.
The game between men and women must be handled skillfully and not bluntly. They must be considerate of each other and know how to leverage each other's strengths.
Once you direct her thoughts to other places, you will find that as long as a woman still likes you, she will not go back and continue to find trouble.
"do you have……"
"No."
"Gee, I mean, have you ever thought about it in the future."
Xiaoxiao almost inspired me to activate my combat attribute again. She patted my chest before changing the topic.
"I don't like talking about the future."
Xiaoxiao raised her head as if she didn't hear me: "Actually, we can go somewhere else." Obviously, she already understood that I couldn't go back.
"We can be a country without diplomatic relations..."
I looked at her with a smile: "Then I listened to the unfamiliar language on the TV, ate the creative dishes we call 'dark cuisine' here, walked to the street and looked at all kinds of skin, and there was nothing more in front of me. Even a familiar building?”
She was silent again.
It was as if the method just now was the best idea she could come up with, and she didn't know what to say. (End of chapter)
