I am drunk.
It was so much that I had already forgotten it. I just remembered that last night, the old kite seemed to use his mouth as a bottomless pit, so he raised his glass and poured it into it.
What's even more awesome is that he went to the toilet with a woman in his arms, and it took him a full forty fucking minutes once he entered.
To be honest, I was envious at that moment.
When the girl came out and the old eagle began to run towards the other girl again, I asked the girl next to me: "Is it really that fierce?"
Let me state in advance that I am just curious, well, it must be.
The woman saw the old falcon walk in, and it was me who asked the question again. She shook her head and stretched out an index finger. Originally, the index finger was straight, but then it bent down: "Sir, do you understand?"
I looked at the figure on the frosted glass under the toilet light, and suddenly turned around and asked, "Then this is..."
"Sisters earn a lot of money and act with us. This life is easy and you don't have to suffer. What's not good about it?" After that, he added: "Master, can't you tell us?"
I see.
Everything is what the old eagle thinks about himself!
He felt that he was strong, so he took a girl to the toilet, and then kept busy in an almost fantasy.
Only then did I realize that the cruelest way for this person to live is to lie to himself!
Bang.
The old kite hugged the girl and pushed open the door and came out of the toilet. The girl's clothes were all messed up. The old kite hugged the girl with one hand and grabbed the microphone with the other hand: "Everyone who will be seated tonight is worth ten thousand!"
“Extra tip!”
I laughed out loud.
When people are ruthless, they can not only deceive themselves, but also deceive others into happiness.
The belt of Lao Yaoying's trousers hung loosely around his waist and he didn't even tie it. He hugged the girl and returned to the sofa and said to me: "Master, what! What! Like!"
“I’m such an old guy, even Yutou’s body would be envious!”
I raised my thumb and said, "That's it."
He said in his heart: "You can't get out of work because of your fucking job, so who can beat you? You can even mess around for a little bit."
"Hey, how about you become a father?"
"When a few of us drink, those boys won't accept it. It's true."
"You just watch them being dissatisfied?"
"Then can I allow it?"
The old eagle loosened his arms around the girl and said, "Then I'll sit down on the sofa and reason with them all night long. When they accept it, I'll pull them down."
boom!
All the girls in the room were delighted. It was obvious that they knew what the old hawk was like.
As for me, I just smiled, picked up Louis, and drank another drink.
What I don't quite understand is why this rich man loves drinking foreign wine so much?
It takes a lifetime for foreign wine to enter oak barrels. It is far inferior to our fermentation. Moreover, this wine has an unpleasant taste when it enters the mouth, although it is smooth when swallowed. , but I still feel that the fragrance is not as long-lasting as Moutai.
Hi.
Why am I still competing? Isn’t this just what young people do to chase fashion?
"What are you doing, want to drink?"
I looked at the little girl next to me and looked at the Louis in my hand. It didn't have a screwdriver, and my eyes almost pierced it, so I took another glass and poured her a glass.
The girl picked up the cup and drank it all in one gulp. After finishing the drink, she smacked her lips and then pouted: "That's it."
"Otherwise?" I asked.
Then she nestled herself comfortably on the sofa, and like a cat, she crawled into my arms: "I wonder why such an expensive wine has to be a little different."
I didn't answer, but took my hand along the collar. When I drink too much, I like to hold something soft.
Everyone has their own opinion about good and bad. However, at the lowest level, everyone agrees that bad things are incomparable with good things. But at the middle level, everyone has different opinions on why good things are good. .
Just like azure and azure blue are both beautiful, if there are people who like azure in this world, there must be people who like azure. There is no reason to say that.
But how can fans of two colors promote their favorite color?
Since it doesn't work in theory, then simply step on the opponent.
So, fans got involved.
My brother... No, it’s the beauty of my family’s azure color that you can’t understand. The other person’s answer was, my family’s azure color also works hard!
Immediately afterwards, both families got up.
Why?
People love to watch the fun.
Watching you guys bicker is better than watching Half the Sky in the Music World hold another concert, right? He is like a weather forecast, something will happen as soon as the concert starts, something will happen as soon as the concert starts...
Who can bear it?
After I finished drinking, I asked the girl in my arms to help me out.
She was very conscious and helped me get into the car, and she was about to get into the car with one step.
As a result, a Wa soldier was beaten behind him and dragged away by his hair. He threw it to the ground and cursed: "What the hell are you getting into?"
After the car drove away, I saw the girl stand up in the rearview mirror and stomped the ground with her high heels, as if someone had ruined her plan to reach the sky in one step.
But I was still smiling in the car.
It turns out that now I am not only able to change the fate of others, I even have the ability to achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven by myself.
To be honest, I never thought such a day would come.
Just like after Tian Qing appeared, he never thought that he would be so highly anticipated.
It's like we can never explain why something is beautiful or so attractive before we learn how to appreciate it.
Beep, beep, beep.
At this time, my cell phone rang.
I drunkenly took out my phone and took a look at it. When I saw the note from 'West Asian', I picked it up and asked, "Hello?"
"Mr. Xu, have you heard that the Eastern Shan State and Bangkang have ceased fighting?"
Uh-huh!
At that moment, my eyes immediately widened.
What is an armistice?
If I were Ade from Eastern Shan State, I would not be able to cease the war even if someone puts a gun on my neck when I have taken advantage of it!
What he said was: "I knew it earlier." But the face in the rearview mirror completely betrayed me.
"That's right, you are so close, there is no reason why you are not as well-informed as I am."
"Mr. Xu, what are your plans?"
I curled my lips: "What plan can I have?"
"Robbing the poor and giving to the rich, wait until the order comes."
The West Asian smiled very happily: "Mr. Xu, you want to say that you want to rob the rich and give to the poor, right?"
"I meant what I said, literally."
The person on the other side fell into silence immediately, and it took a long time to react: "Are you still thinking about Bangkang?"
"I really wanted to ask you to sell me the tank, but you ignored me."
"Well, a few days ago, the Burmese government sent me a message asking me to hand over the military data. I thought about it and thought, damn it, I'm already planning to hand it over."
"ah!!!"
Exclamations came from the phone, and I relaxed the stiffness on my face and slowly smiled: "You can't blame me. The northern and southern Shan states are standing still and watching the fire from the other side. The eastern Shan states are coming fiercely, and Bangkang is watching me. A thorn in the flesh..."
"I can't be at ease (nan)."
"I want to protect myself and buy some tanks from you. You are both benevolent and moral and don't have enough status. You open and close your mouth and push me away. Then I will go outside. I can't lick my face and call you 'adopted father' Bar?"
"I've already been stabbed by Ding Yuan, but you can't bear to part with Red Tuma, right?"
I drank too much, and I started to feel nagging myself.
"Wait for my call."
Snapped.
The phone has hung up!
I held the phone tightly in the car and shook my fist vigorously. The rearview mirror showed me holding back my expression!
"mock up!"
"I am no longer the person I used to be!"
"Now, even if I drink too much, I will still fight with you!" (End of Chapter)
