When that buddy from Tangshan came, he was very polite and nodded and bowed to everyone he saw. I guess it was Lao Lin who warned him before he sent him here.
So, I comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid. Everything you do today is mine, and I will support you."
"In a moment, someone will call. I'll answer the call on speakerphone. You wait for my look. Once I wink at you, you'll start scolding me. Do you understand?"
The Tangshan guy nodded dully, then quickly shook his head.
"There's fart."
The kid looked at me: "Mr. Xu, I know how to curse, but I...swear dirty..."
I thought about the curse words like 'I x your mother', which I have heard since I was a child. What's the matter?
"Relax." I never thought he could curse so dirty.
In the afternoon, a few of us waited as time passed. It was only after sunset that the landline phone in the office rang. I looked at the time, and it happened to be 18:40.
I pressed the speakerphone: "Hello."
"Office of the Commander-in-Chief of the Wa State Government, my surname is Bai." It was a woman's voice.
I followed the words and said: "Office of the Judicial Committee of Menneng County, Wa State Government, my surname is Xu."
"Hello, Mr. Xu, I have some urgent documents that need to be reported to Mr. Bao. Please let Mr. Bao answer the phone."
"Call his cell phone. I'm the Judicial Committee here."
"I called, but Mr. Bao's cell phone has been turned off."
"Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it."
There was a slight pause on the other end of the phone: "You mean, Mr. Bao doesn't work at the Judicial Committee?"
"The temporary office set up by Mr. Bao in Menneng is indeed in the Judicial Committee, but you should know that Mr. Bao is here to inspect. How can the inspection stay in Menneng County? There are still many places in Menneng County. As for Mr. Bao's departure now I don’t know exactly where it is. Otherwise, you can send the document and I will collect it on your behalf. When Mr. Bao comes back, I will ensure that he can see this document."
The woman immediately called and asked: "No, it's an emergency. I need to ask Menneng County to confirm Mr. Bao's location and contact information immediately."
What Wa Bang did was to make sure that Mr. Bao could not answer the call so that they could continue their script. Can't answer the phone? Well, you can always determine where the leader is, right? If you can't even determine the location, then what are you doing to eat?
This is the reason for the attack.
How could I give her this chance?
If you are playing emergency procedures, then I will tell you a lesson: "Ms. Bai, I am an ordinary staff member of the Judicial Committee, responsible for answering the phone. It is 18:40 now, and all the officials are off work. At this time, you can use a An emergency comes and I’m in trouble, how can I help?”
"Otherwise, if the matter is really urgent, you must know our Mr. Qiao's phone number, which is County Magistrate Qiao. You can call Magistrate Qiao to communicate."
"I called, but County Magistrate Qiao couldn't be contacted."
"Then aren't you calling the kid and asking where Lord Hell is? I'll ask you where he is."
"Don't make things difficult for me, okay?"
On the other end of the phone, the woman's voice changed and became more severe: "Today I can only embarrass you. I have ordered you in the name of the Wa State Government to immediately use all the power of Meng Neng to Confirm where Mr. Bao is, otherwise, the Wa State government will think that something happened to Mr. Bao in Meng, and the consequences will be serious!"
I rolled my eyes and leaned back on the chair. Just when I was thinking about how to answer, the Tangshan guy thought I was looking at him...
"Fuck you nigga!"
He started squirting, and I was stunned by the squirt!
"You said you are a good little girl, why do you speak so meanly?"
"Who are you forcing to death?!"
"You forced me to jump off the building with your hard work. Aren't you afraid that I would climb up your window at night and shoot the glass?!!"
"Look at how bad you are. It looks like you have never had a good time being taken care of in your life. How come you are born with such a winning face that you can only lose at cards?"
"If you ask me, you might as well just become a monk. All the four things will be lost."
"Yes, maybe your family is all monks, and you are the product of monks. Otherwise, how come there is such a saying as 'a monk fucks an old man, and if you lose, you won't be rewarded, but if you win,'"
"I'll fuck you up, you're a black boy!"
"Fuck you..."
Snapped!
I hung up the phone.
Swallowing hard, he stared at the Tangshan guy in front of him who almost had high blood pressure.
He looked at me with squinting eyes, resumed his stretch of muscles and bones, choked and shrank his neck and said: "Mr. Xu, I told you, I scolded you... It's you who said I don't care today. No matter how much you scold me, it’s not my fault.”
Banbula, the half-grown old man, had his hands trembling. He took out a medicine bottle from his pocket, poured out a pill and stuffed it directly into his mouth. I glanced at him, and then he said: "Quick-acting, this I almost scolded the boy for having a heart attack."
Sesuo's face turned purple and he stretched out his hand towards him: "Give me one."
At that time, the air in the room was quiet. These two brothers each took one quick-acting primer, which made my lips twitch.
I asked you to scold me, but who knew you could scold me so dirty?
What kind of thing is a monk...I can't even learn it!
The key is how can he scold so smoothly? I'm almost up to 468 sentences.
"What's your name?"
The boy knelt down while holding on to the corner of the table: "Mr. Xu, please spare me this time. I don't know. I don't know anything. I only opened my mouth when you asked me to scold me..."
"I asked you what your name is!"
"I have no idea……"
He seemed to understand a little bit: "Mr. Xu, don't you want to kill me?"
I looked at him angrily and funny: "When did I say I would kill you?"
The guy pointed in the direction of 729: "Everyone in the park said so, Mr. Xu, you fought all the way from 729 to the top of Menneng, and all you stepped on were corpses..."
"stop!"
"Shut up!"
"Say one more word and I'll kill you immediately!"
Me, Banbula, Sesuo, and now Meng Neng's three top leaders are all afraid that he will say something again, so they all shouted to stop.
This kid has become famous in one battle today. When he brags in the future, he can say that he faced the top leaders in the Menneng Judicial Committee's office. He has a beard but no teeth, and he takes it all!
"They all call me 'Sierra Jong'..."
I did not understand.
He explained: "When we were young, we watched that foreign cartoon. There was a man riding a horse. The horse could also turn into a human and fight. There was also a gun that was the same as a cannon, called 'Sierra'."
"It just hurts my mouth, like a cannon, calling anyone confused... Wow!!"
It was me who did it. I covered his mouth and told him very seriously: "From now on, you will follow me and you will scold whomever I tell you. When I am silent, remember, forget it." , don’t say a word, do you hear me?”
"Yeah!" I didn't dare to let go of my hand until he shook his head and nodded.
Sierra is embarrassed?
What the hell...(End of chapter)
