Song Ciwan handed three ancestral dragon coins to Xie Yunxiang and asked him to buy futons in the village.
Xie Yunxiang agreed and left.
Master Gao screamed: "Wait!"
He no longer bothered to ask how much money Song Ciwan had left, and just said quickly: "If you want to buy a futon, why go to the village? I have a futon right here, Master!"
Xie Yunxiang then stopped and looked at Song Ciwan with questioning eyes.
Is it possible that Song Ciwan's behavior was: "But Master, the student wants to buy more than twenty futons, Master, are they available here?"
Master Gao's right eye widened, and the remaining eyeball in the eye socket was spinning around. The left eye socket with the missing eyeball was densely covered with slender tentacles that were about an inch long.
These tentacles were also flying around in his left eye socket, with a terrifying activity that seemed to be out of control at any time.
The atmosphere was frightening. Master Gao raised his head and said, "It's just twenty futons. Of course I'm not short of them. But this money...hey, three copper coins are too little, at least four...no! Five copper coins are needed." !”
As he spoke, he stretched out his short, fat hands and made a five to Song Ciwan!
If you didn't look at his terrifying eyes and feet covered with tentacles, but only looked at his short and cute chubby hands, who would have thought that the little child in front of you was actually so weird and unpredictable?
Although it is difficult to estimate Master Gao's strength, Song Ciwan confirmed several points through the various tests just now and Master Gao's reaction at this time:
First of all, one thing that is certain is that the money made by Zulong is indeed of great value in this strange situation.
The value of external copper coins cannot be compared with the value of Zulong coins. There is no comparison between the two!
Secondly, although Master Gao is a very powerful uncanny, in the uncanny realm, he, like outsiders like Song Ciwan, must abide by the rules of the uncanny realm.
Strange environment, it will not only suppress living people from outside, it will also suppress the weirdness in it!
This is consistent with the original Fugui Village. Weird also needs to abide by the rules of the strange environment, otherwise it will suffer backlash from the strange environment!
Therefore, although Master Gao is very powerful, he can make Xie Yunxiang ten years younger with a casual finger, and can make Zhang Youcang ten years older with a casual word, but he cannot take the initiative when he is extremely greedy for money. Take action to rob Song Ciwan's money.
Why is this so? Song Ciwan speculated that this may be related to the identity and characteristics of Master Gao's school master. For example, all the methods Gao Master used to deal with students like them were not out of the category of school masters.
Since he is a school master, how could he possibly commit robbery?
Thirdly, Master Gao’s own understanding of money actually seems a bit simple.
For example, just now, when he said that three copper coins were too few to exchange for twenty futons, he didn't say anything like a lion and directly asked for six, ten... or even more, such as twenty. , thirty copper coins and the like.
Why didn't he double the three copper coins at will? Or even ten times, twenty times, or even hundreds of times?
Is it because he is kind enough?
Song Ciwan thought about it, there is no such thing as kindness in weirdness, but these weirdnesses are both weird and seem to have some twisted human nature at the same time...
Human nature...people cannot see things beyond their own knowledge, and they cannot make money beyond their own knowledge.
Just like the farmer in the fields, when he fantasizes about the life of an emperor, he only dares to think about it. The emperor uses golden hoes to hoe the ground, the empress of the East Palace bakes big cakes, the Empress of the West Palace rolls green onions, and has no worries about food and clothing. !
Can he think about what the real emperor thinks and does every day when he sits in the supreme position?
He couldn't think of it, he didn't even have the concept.
Just like Master Gao at this time——
When bargaining, Master Gao only dared to turn three copper coins into four or five copper coins. He was so cautious... This undoubtedly showed that his cognitive limitations were very large.
This is a key information point that deserves Song Ciwan's attention.
Song Ciwan then made an awkward appearance in front of Master Gao and said, "But Master, the student still has to keep some money for Master to make bundles. With these five copper coins, I can buy twenty futons. The student really can't do it."
"Master..." Song Ciwan asked with a slightly ashamed expression, "The student only takes three copper coins, can he really not buy twenty futons?"
Master Gao:......
As soon as Master Gao heard Song Ciwan say the word "Shuxiu", his saliva was like a small waterfall, flowing all over the ground.
Whispering, the water splashed and dripped on the ground. Occasionally, there seemed to be some strange small fish and shrimps struggling to swim in the water.
Song Ciwan took a step back without leaving a trace, avoiding the terrifying waterfall of saliva.
Master Gao raised his hand and wiped the saliva from his mouth, barely stopping the flow of water.
Then he opened his mouth and laughed: "Haha, hahaha! Okay, very good! Xin Mian, you are still thoughtful. Okay, three copper coins will be three copper coins!"
After he finished speaking, Xie Yunxiang, who was holding the money over there, handed the copper coins to Song Ciwan with a very eye-catching look.
Song Ciwan knelt down and placed three Ancestral Dragon coins on the wet mud ground in front of Master Gao.
Master Gao laughed so hard that the corners of his mouth split. He immediately knelt down and picked up the three coins.
He said with a smile: "Xin Ming, please wait a moment, twenty futons will be here."
As he spoke, he pursed his lips and whistled in the air.
As soon as the whistle sounded, a group of sharp-billed birds suddenly flew into the sky.
Each of these little birds is completely black, and they form a group of ten birds, forming a circle, holding a futon in their mouths.
In this way, there were a total of twenty groups of birds, carrying twenty futons in their mouths.
They flew from the sky, flying closer and closer, like a group of elves descending from the sky, hovering in front of Song Ciwan and others with their futons.
Such a scene, to be honest, is really weird and romantic, and even more shocking.
Song Ciwan reached out and took two futons from the flock of birds.
She reminded other students to pick up the futons as well, and the white-haired students followed suit.
After a while, the futons were all in the hands of the students, and everyone had two futons. Including Zhang You, who was previously excluded by Master Gao and asked to copy the poem a hundred times, he also got two futons.
There was only Jiao Zuo lying on the ground, without a futon in his hand.
Because he was seriously injured, unable to move, and even on the verge of death.
Master Gao was smiling and said in a good mood: "Xin Mian, I'm afraid this donkey is difficult to save. What do you want to do now? Do you want to find a way to save the donkey first, or follow Master and I back to the school to listen to the class first?"
Song Ciwan held the futon in her hand and said with a slight smile: "Master, please tell me, if saving lives is included in the class, is what you are teaching this time a chapter on benevolence?"
