Sure enough, late at night, Leng Ze kept thinking about the "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" that the old Taoist priest gave him during the day.
When he took it, the small pill quickly generated a burst of energy in his body, and was quickly absorbed by Leng Ze's body.
Leng Ze was very curious about this. He took one pill and his internal strength increased greatly. Although it was far from reaching the level of transcending the stage, at least it made his innate Mahayana one step closer to the realm of heaven and human beings.
If I eat all the six-flavored rehmannia pills from that bottle, will I be able to reach the realm of heaven and human beings?
Leng Ze has no interest in learning kung fu skills or the like. In fact, the main reason is that he doesn't have time to learn.
Then the promotion stage is the only way for him to enhance his strength.
Thinking of this, Leng Ze slowly got up from the bed and opened the door.
By moonlight, Leng Ze came to the old Taoist priest's room.
The window was still open, and the old Taoist priest's snoring could be heard one after another in the room.
Leng Ze glanced at it and saw the small bottle on the bedside table.
Just when he was about to climb over the window, Leng Ze suddenly hesitated again.
Although he plans to be a villain, Leng Ze still feels a little psychological pressure about petty theft.
Being blatantly bad and staying at someone else's house and then stealing someone else's things are two completely different things!
Stealing something is not called bad, but it is called cheap.
"Um……"
Leng Ze thought for a moment, and then said: If you don't do it for yourself, you will be punished by heaven and earth!
Then he immediately climbed over the window, picked up the small bottle and returned to his room.
At this moment, the old Taoist priest slowly opened one eye, secretly glanced at Leng Ze's back, and then smiled with satisfaction.
This bottle of elixir is completely different from the elixir fed to Zhou Liangchen by the old Taoist priest.
That's not to say, there are similarities between the two.
However, when the old Taoist priest first refined this bottle of elixir, he didn't know how much certain toxic substances should be put in, so he put too much.
As a result, eating one pill of this thing is fine, but if you eat it every day, every time, within three days, you will bleed from all your orifices, explode and die.
Of course, the reason why the old Taoist priest knows this is because he is not a fool. Whatever he eats, the old Taoist priest will do a small experiment in advance.
For example, catch a monkey from the mountain and feed it to them first.
See how they react.
The monkey ate one pill and became stronger and more energetic.
After eating two pills, the whole monkey became excited and had an erection.
All the muscles in the body are congested with blood.
After eating three pills in a row, the monkey's muscles were similar to The Rock's, and even looked stronger than The Rock's.
But the difference is that the monkey began to feel listless. He had a strong body, but he couldn't exert any energy.
Or maybe, I don’t dare to exert myself. Because even the slightest exertion made all the muscles in his body hurt.
After eating four pills in a row, the monkey began to bleed from its seven orifices.
After eating five pills in a row, the monkey's pores began to ooze blood, and finally there was a bang!
He really exploded to death! It really exploded!
At that time, the old Taoist priest was so frightened that he hurriedly hid the bottle of medicine in the snow.
However, the old Taoist priest still had one thing left. At that time, he thought, although this thing failed, it can be kept as poison!
Sure enough, it came in handy today.
On the other side, after Leng Ze returned to his room, he poured two pills into his hand and then drank them immediately.
moment! Lengze felt hot all over his body!
And the lower body of the cow and horse also stood up.
"Does this thing still have this effect? It is indeed Liuwei Dihuang Pill."
Leng Ze looked at his lower body, tilted his head, and then gently closed his eyes, feeling the power surging in his body.
The blood seems to be boiling in the blood vessels, the heartbeat begins to accelerate, and more blood flows into every inch of the skin of the body!
Erections are normal. After all, taking this pill will cause muscle congestion, including the lower body.
Because it felt so good, Lengze took a few more pills in a row.
It was better now, and Leng Ze suddenly felt a squeezing sensation in his internal organs!
It seems that the expansion of muscles has caused his small body to be unable to bear the amount of blood production from his heart.
However, squeezing is squeezing, and Leng Ze didn't feel any discomfort with his steel body.
The body of steel is not only as strong as steel, but also the bones and internal organs are as hard as steel.
Therefore, ordinary congestion will not make Lengze's muscles become particularly large.
This is why the cows and horses in Lengze are also very big when they are lying limply.
Because it won't get any bigger, it will just harden after being filled with blood, and it won't get bigger.
Because his whole body was so hot, Lengze had no choice but to open the window.
But I was still sweating profusely.
Having no other choice, Leng Ze ran to the yard again, fetched a few buckets of well water, and took a cold shower for himself.
Opposite Lengze's room is Xu Xiuqin's room.
Xu Xiuqin is a zombie after all, so she naturally doesn't need sleep.
At night, she was standing by the window, admiring the moon in the sky.
When he saw Leng Ze standing naked and taking a shower by the well, his eyes suddenly lit up!
She also has no shame, she just likes her if she likes him, and she won't get into bed with a blush and heartbeat.
Instead, he stared directly at Leng Ze's body.
Tonight, Lengze's body seemed even more attractive.
In the past, the muscles on Leng Ze's body were not very obvious, but tonight, Leng Ze's muscles became extremely huge due to congestion!
Just like a bodybuilder.
The difference is that bodybuilders' cows and horses are not too big...
And that thing from Lengze...
Scary big!
After Leng Ze took a cold bath, he returned to his room.
As soon as he entered the door, there were knocks on the door again.
Xu Xiuqin had already put on the Taoist robe that she had once worn, and stared at Leng Ze's body with golden eyes.
Those squinting eyes were undisguised.
It made Leng Ze feel a little shy.
Well, this is the first time Leng Ze is shy.
It was the first time I was stared at by a woman and I was embarrassed.
Sure enough, as long as she is not embarrassed, she will be the one who is embarrassed.
"What are you looking at?"
Leng Ze subconsciously blocked important parts of his body: "Now I'm going to teach you the second lesson of being a human being. People, you must have a sense of shame."
"Especially women."
When Xu Xiuqin heard this, she tilted her head and said with a smile, "Why do you have to be ashamed?"
"I like watching, can't I just stare?"
Leng Ze sighed and said, "If you like watching, you can't stare at them."
"I like beautiful women, do I have to walk on the street and stare at other people's legs?"
"Yes!" Xu Xiuqin nodded, then took small steps towards Lengze, squatted down, and carefully observed Lengze's...
Although Leng Ze was covering it with his hands, Leng Ze's hands couldn't be covered at all, and half of them were still exposed.
At this moment, Xu Xiuqin's eyes were like a child seeing a favorite toy, full of unabashed anticipation.
She even swallowed!
It made Leng Ze extremely embarrassed.
"Not tonight."
Leng Ze shook his head and said, "I can go back tomorrow morning, okay?"
When Xu Xiuqin heard this, she immediately raised her head with disappointment, looked up at Leng Ze and said, "Ah~ we have to wait until tomorrow..."
"Oh well……"
With that said, Xu Xiuqin turned around with a disappointed face and was about to return to her room.
But just halfway through, Xu Xiuqin rolled his eyes, then stood stiffly on the spot, turned around expressionlessly, stared at Leng Ze, and said: "I...I...stiffened..."
"well!"
Lengze sighed.
The reason for sighing was because he knew that this little girl was pretending.
With a blank piece of paper, what can you learn the fastest? Of course, you learn bad things the fastest.
If you want a child to learn Mathematical Olympiad questions, he will have to study for a year and a half.
But if you want a child to learn to swear and lie, it probably won’t take more than an hour.
That's the case with Xu Xiuqin. When she lies now, she can tell lies easily without any psychological pressure.
"Stop pretending."
The reason why Leng Ze knew Xu Xiuqin was lying was very simple.
Every time Xu Xiuqin's body is close to stiffness, the water in her body will be lost rapidly and seep out from every pore in her body.
At this moment, Xu Xiuqin's skin was still smooth and tender, with no signs of dehydration at all.
When Xu Xiuqin saw that Leng Ze had exposed her clumsy lie, she could only lower her head and return to her room.
This night, Leng Ze had a hard time.
There is a strong sense of swelling and squeezing all over the body.
And accompanied by the heat all over the body, the blood is hot.
It wasn't until the next morning that Leng Ze's body felt slightly better.
However, the lower body is still swollen.
This made Lengze unable to urinate even after holding in his urine.
If Leng Ze didn't have a body of steel, even if his body didn't explode, his bladder would probably have.
Early in the morning, Leng Ze packed up and went out, took Xu Xiuqin with him, and drove away in the Wuling Hongguang while the old Taoist priest and Zhou Liangchen were still sleeping in.
…
Four hours later, Leng Ze drove Wuling Hongguang to the urban area of Jiangcheng.
At this time, Leng Ze's stomach was growling, so he stopped in front of a KFC and bought two burgers.
Leng Ze was sitting in the driver's seat eating a burger, while Xu Xiuqin sat aside and watched Leng Ze eating a burger.
"Is it tasty?"
Xu Xiuqin stared at Leng Ze with envy and drooled.
"It's okay, just take one bite."
"you want to eat?"
Xu Xiuqin nodded.
But he quickly shook his head and said: "No, no... I can't eat this thing."
"Why can't you eat?"
Leng Ze looked at Xu Xiuqin curiously and said.
Xu Xiuqin shook her head and continued: "I... eat whatever I want and what I do."
"?"
Leng Ze was stunned for a moment.
Xu Xiuqin continued: "That's the literal meaning."
Leng Ze also reacted quickly.
yes! Although Xu Xiuqin's body is no different from that of a normal person, she is a zombie after all.
She has no digestive system, her intestines cannot move, and she cannot absorb nutrients.
This leads to the fact that she really poops whatever she eats.
The advantage of this is that her body will never have any odor, and her sweat will be filled with fragrant mountain spring water. Not to mention the poop, if she eats a hamburger, the poop will also be a burger.
But the downside is that she will never enjoy one of the great pleasures of being human - eating.
At this time, two brightly dressed girls walked over, each holding a cup of milk tea in their hands.
Xu Xiuqin pointed to the milk tea in the girl's hand and said, "What is this? Why is it that color? Can they still drink it?"
"Milk tea, do you want to drink it?"
Xu Xiuqin does not need to eat, but she needs to replenish water at all times.
And Leng Ze happened to have a wonderful idea.
What she eats will determine how her body tastes. Then when she drinks milk tea, doesn't her body smell like milk?
Hmm...I definitely can't let her eat durian and snail rice noodles in the future...
Thinking of this, Lengze immediately got out of the car and bought a large bucket of milk tea.
This milk tea shop has a special feature, which is the super large cup of milk tea.
A super-large cup of milk tea, really a super-large cup! A big cup as big as a bucket!
After buying it back, Leng Ze handed it to Xu Xiuqin who was standing aside and said, "Try it?"
Xu Xiuqin sniffed it curiously, and then took a sip.
Interestingly, she actually has a sense of taste.
"Yeah! It tastes delicious!"
Then, this girl drank it all!
Not a drop is left!
Seeing this, Leng Ze quickly put his nose into Xu Xiuqin's body and smelled it.
really! The aroma of milk tea radiates from every pore of her body!
Excellent!
