"Pfft~~"
The fat man who was drinking porridge spat out the porridge in his mouth after hearing Ling Yi's words.
Fortunately, it was not facing the small dining table, otherwise no one would have had porridge this morning.
No one present blamed the fat man for his reckless behavior. Instead, they looked directly at Ling Yi with resentment on their faces.
"Brother, are you going to die if you don't brag?" The fat man choked several times and said angrily to Ling Yi.
Tian Yu shook his head and sighed: "I thought you said you helped me teach Song Changan a lesson, which was the peak of your bragging career. I didn't expect... Alas, I am still too young after all."
Liao Dan also looked at Ling Yi with resentment, and said in a sly manner: "Uncle Ling, you are such a bully, have you exaggerated a little? The Li and Song families came to wish you a happy new year, why don't you talk about these two family heads?" Is this all arranged by you?"
"..." Ling Yi was stunned when he heard this, and then asked: "How do you know? Are you spying on me?"
When Gu Sisi heard this, he immediately held his forehead and sighed: "It's over, this kid is addicted to bragging and is completely hopeless!"
"..." Liao Dan was startled, but did not speak. Instead, he lowered his head and searched carefully for something on the ground.
"Sister Dan, what are you looking for?" Xu Jianwei felt that if he didn't say something, he would look out of place, but he didn't dare to question Ling Yi, so he had to change the target and ask Liao Dan.
"Looking for Brick!" Liao Dan said through gritted teeth, and before Xu Jianwei asked her why she was looking for Brick, she gave the answer in advance: "Shoot that bastard to death!"
Xu Jianwei's eyes twitched and he didn't know how to continue.
After all, you, Liao Dan, dare to slap him with a brick, but I, Xu Jianwei, don't dare.
He is a double master of fellow martial arts practitioners. Even if you give me a million courages, I would not dare to take action against him——No, let alone taking action, I would not even dare to think of taking action against him.
Facing everyone's resentful complaints, Ling Yi just listened and watched with a smile, without any intention of explaining.
He feels that his current life is already very complete and enjoyable.
As for Li Yanxi and Song Lanyi, although he can make them go back immediately with just one phone call, they can come as soon as they come. It's just the two of them anyway, so it doesn't hurt.
When the family members ask about it, they can just say that the elixir they acted for saved their family members' lives, and it will not arouse their family members' suspicion.
The fat man finally calmed down and coughed. After taking a sip of porridge, he asked Ling Yi: "Brother, I really want to interview you. How big of a brain do you have to be able to boast such a bullshit like you?" Come?"
Hearing this, Ling Yi thought about it seriously, and then replied seriously: "Nothing but familiarity!"
The fat man immediately gave Ling Yi a thumbs up and said with sincere admiration: "Awesome! You can be so confident even if you are shameless, I admire you!"
"You're welcome." Ling Yi clasped his hands and said back.
But as soon as he finished speaking, his brows slightly raised, and then he asked: "Did you bring red envelopes when you came here this time?"
"No, Ling Yi, what do you mean? Fatty, I came to give you New Year greetings. It's good that I didn't ask you for a red envelope. Do you still want me to prepare a red envelope for you?" Liu Xuetao was unhappy:
"None of the profiteers in business are as shady as you!----I didn't take you with me, Fatty! How can I do it! What can you do to me?"
Hearing this, Ling Yi smiled, then pointed to the room behind him, shrugged and said, "I can't do anything to you, but she can."
Hearing this, everyone looked back following Ling Yi's finger in confusion.
The fat man took a look at it first, but saw nothing. Then he said harshly: "If you don't bring me, you just don't bring me. It won't work even if the King of Heaven comes today!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone saw the door on one side of the main room open, and then a little girl who looked like an elf ran out from behind the door.
I saw her running towards them and shouting in her crisp voice: "Uncle, uncle, aunt, happy New Year, I wish you all a happy New Year! I wish uncles, uncles and aunts all your wishes come true and everything goes well. All the best. Finally, I wish you good luck and get the red envelope!"
Seeing Xiao Xiao's little figure running over, Tian Yu and the other five people were stunned.
The shocked expressions on their faces were even more exaggerated than when they saw Zhang Cheng apologize to Ling Yi before.
Even Xu Jianwei was shocked at this time.
Didn’t it mean that Ling Yi had been kicked by his wife and daughter because of his drinking and gambling?
Ling Yi came back from Jiangzhou alone this time to celebrate the New Year, which is the best proof. But why...?
"Is this your daughter Xiaoxiao?" Tian Yu opened his eyes wide, his face full of disbelief.
Didn't it mean that she had cancer and would not live longer than three years old?
Why do you seem to be more energetic than ordinary children now?
Did Ling Yi deliberately create a fake medical certificate in order to defraud money?
Tian Yu shook his head and directly rejected this hypothesis, because he knew that Xiao Xiao's dying and sick look at that time could not be fake.
Then how could she...?
The fat man Liu Xuetao didn't think so much. After he heard the short novel "Bring the red envelope", he started groping in his pockets, probably looking for the red envelope.
After searching around and finding that there was indeed no red envelope on him, he ignored everyone's surprised looks and rushed directly to the Mercedes-Benz parked outside the yard: "Yuzi, open the door! There is a red envelope in the car!"
The guy who kept saying that even if the King of Heaven came, he would never take away the red envelope from him, he looked for the red envelope more actively than anyone else.
Soon, the fat man came over with a stack of red envelopes. At this time, Xiaoxiao, who had just finished wishing Tian Yu a happy new year, was looking at Tian Yu eagerly.
"Wait a minute, the red envelope will be here soon." Tian Yu said to Xiao Xiao in a gentle voice, then turned around and shouted at the fat man: "Damn it, fat man, run faster, slowly, just now Did you drink that bowl of porridge in vain?"
"..." The fat man looked confused. Who did I provoke?
Complaints are complaints, but Fatty still quickened his pace and handed a red envelope to Tian Yu in the blink of an eye.
Tian Yu received the red envelope, and then, in front of Xiao Xiao, he took out a wad of money from his cross-body purse and stuffed it directly into the red envelope without even counting it.
"Xiao Xiao is so good, come on, take the red envelope." Tian Yu handed the red envelope to Xiao Xiao and patted her little head lovingly.
"Thank you, Uncle Tian. I wish Uncle Tian will have fifty sons!" Xiaoxiao said with great joy, raising her little head.
"...(◎_◎;)" Tian Yu was stunned when he heard this, as if his body had been hollowed out.
He first glanced at Xu Jianwei. When the latter saw him looking over, she immediately blushed and lowered her head. She was probably thinking - Let me give birth to fifty sons. Even a sow wouldn't dare to give birth like this, right?
Tian Yu looked away, looked at Ling Yi, and asked with surprise: "Did you teach me this?"
"I should have learned it by reading the emojis." Ling Yi also couldn't laugh or cry about this.
After Xiaoxiao thanked Tian Yu, she moved to the side, and then, like before, she knelt down with a puff towards Xu Jianwei. Xu Jianwei was so frightened that he quickly reached out to help her up.
Ling Yi introduced her from the side: "This is your Aunt Xu."
Upon hearing this, Xiaoxiao immediately said sweetly: "Aunt Xu, you are so beautiful! I don't even know what to wish you."
Xu Jianwei has a naturally cold face, and his temperament is refined, but after hearing Xiao Xiao's words, he couldn't help but smile. He held Xiao's face and rubbed it happily. He was obviously very happy. .
After saying thank you, Xu Jianwei handed the newly packed red envelope to Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao took the red envelope and said very skillfully: "Thank you Aunt Xu, I wish Aunt Xu fifty sons!"
Xu Jianwei: "..."
Tian Yu: "...(๑¯◡¯๑)"
Xiaoxiao went all the way to pay New Year's greetings, and every time he received a red envelope, he wished the other party fifty sons.
If Xiaoxiao knew that the country was still strongly encouraging the birth of three children, he would probably sneer with disdain: "The situation is too small! Look at me, I will just let them have fifty!"
Xiaoxiao was the last one to go to the fat man Liu Xuetao and give him New Year greetings. After receiving the red envelope, he thanked him and said: "Thank you, Uncle Liu. I wish Uncle Liu to have five hundred sons."
"...= ͟͟͞͞= ͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|)" Liu Xuetao's face was full of black lines, "Why...why did it turn out to be five hundred when you came to my place?"
Everyone also looked at Xiaoxiao with curiosity, wanting to hear her answer.
I saw Xiaoxiao tilting his little head, then holding the red envelope in his arms, freeing up one hand, patting Fatty's belly, raising his little head, and asked with an innocent face: "Aren't there still four hundred here?" Multiple?"
"Hahahaha..." Tian Yu and the others immediately fell on their backs with laughter.
Liu Xuetao looked bitter, so he discussed with Xiaoxiao: "Can I take back the red envelope?"
Xiaoxiao hugged the red envelope tightly and asked with a puzzled face: "Why? Do you think five hundred is not enough? Then I wish you five thousand..."
"Enough, enough, enough! Enough! My little ancestor, please collect your magical powers as soon as possible!" The fat man waved his hands hurriedly.
When everyone saw this scene, they were out of breath laughing again.
At this moment, Qi Shiyun, neatly dressed, quietly walked out of the room...
