As soon as Ling Yi returned to the yard, Xiaoxiao ran over, hugged his calf, then raised his little head and asked in a crisp voice: "Dad, dad, what story did that big brother tell you?"
"Wait a moment, let me find a comfortable position first." Ling Yi said, picking up Xiaoxiao from the ground, then carrying a chair, walking to the center of the courtyard and sitting down.
Ling Xi and Qi Shiyun became interested when they saw that Ling Yi was so serious, even though they knew that he would not really leak the secret, so they uninvitedly brought a chair over to sit aside.
Ling Yi didn't want to whet their appetites, he cleared his throat directly, patted his thigh, and started talking with a serious face:
"By the way, a long time ago, there was a little brother named Ma Liang. He got a magic pen from the gods that could turn anything he drew into real objects..."
Everyone nodded when they heard this, thinking: 'Oh, it turns out that we are going to tell the story of Ma Liang, the magic pen. Not bad, the father is pretty good, and the story is well chosen. '
However, they were obviously happy too early, because the story Ling Yi told next made their faces full of black lines.
"One day, this little brother named Ma Liang suddenly had a whim, and then used a magic pen to draw nine suns in the sky! In this way, there were ten suns in the sky.
For a time, the land dried up and the people had no way to survive. At this moment, a hero named Hou Yi appeared among the people. He took his magic bow and shot it. Although the sun was shot down, he accidentally shot it out of the sky!
At this time, Nuwa went to mend the sky, and Kuafu chased the remaining sun. But when he chased him, he was exhausted and died at the door of a place called Yu Gong, which turned into two mountains.
Later, Yu Gong thought it was too troublesome to block the two mountains, so he thought of moving them away. After trying to move away, two goblins popped out from the bottom of the mountain, a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit.
Fortunately, Grandpa Yugong planted seven gourd seeds in the yard. When they grew up, they turned into seven gourd babies, and then killed the two goblins.
But they were also worried about the revenge of other goblins, so they immigrated collectively. But because they immigrated abroad, they were regarded as dwarfs because they were not tall enough.
At this time, there happened to be a princess who offended someone and was being hunted, so she ran into their house.
But in the end, she still couldn't escape the poisonous apple of the evil queen. As a result, after the princess took a bite, she fainted.
At this time, Jobs was walking in the forest, but as he walked, he became thirsty, and he thought about going into the house to drink water.
But as soon as he entered the house, he saw the bitten apple. For a moment, he forgot about being thirsty, but observed carefully, and then he invented the iPhone. And at this time..."
Ling Yi was about to continue talking, but Qi Shiyun took Xiaoxiao away from his arms.
He thought it was Qi Shiyun who cared about him and was worried that Xiaoxiao was too heavy and would hurt him. Just when he was about to thank him, Ling Guozhong and Ling Xi moved over to the bench.
Before he could understand what was going on, Ling Guozhong kicked him to the ground, and then together with Ling Xi, lifted him to the bench. While continuing the previous pig-killing business, he yelled:
"I worked so hard to send you to college, and you came back after learning such a crap thing from me? If I don't peel you off today, I won't be able to show my precious granddaughter's talent!"
In the past few days since Xiaoxiao came back, he has already learned that although his grandfather and aunt look fierce on the surface, every time they beat his father, they are raised high and dropped gently.
So she was scared at first, but after watching it a few times, she got used to it.
Therefore, when she saw her grandfather and aunt pressing Ling Yi on the bench again, not only did she not panic, she even clapped her hands in Qi Shiyun's arms and said with a smile: "Kill the New Year pig, kill the New Year pig, little one Xiao Xiao also wants to play, Xiao Xiao also wants to be a pig..."
"...∑(O_O;)!!!"
When Qi Shiyun and the other three heard Xiaoxiao's words, their eyes widened and their faces were covered with black lines.
Ling Guozhong even shouted at the top of his lungs: "It's over, my precious eldest granddaughter has been made stupid by her father! ---- Gou Ridi, you compensate my eldest granddaughter!"
With that said, Ling Guozhong was about to beat Ling Yi, but Ling Xi frowned and looked at Ling Guozhong speechlessly: "Dad, can you change your words next time? Your sentence 'dog day drops', is it a curse? Ling Yi, are you still scolding yourself?"
"Uh..." Ling Guozhong was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses. He was so angry that the belt on his hand flew even more vigorously: "What a fool... I'm so pissed off by this kid!"
After the scolding, Ling Guozhong seemed to realize that something was wrong, so he stopped and asked: "Boy, I scolded you the night before yesterday, why didn't you remind me?"
The night before yesterday, Ling Xi hadn't come back yet. He remembered that he had scolded Ling Yi, "You're a bitch," but no one reminded him at the time. Now that he came back to his senses, he realized that the scolding had been directed at him.
"Dad, are you being a little unreasonable? You hit me and scolded me, let it go, but in the end you still want me to remind you that you didn't scold me correctly? Is it me who is careless or are you careless?"
Ling Yi was lying on the bench, looking like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
Seeing his dead look, Ling Guozhong knew that there was nothing he could do about him. He was so angry that he slapped his butt a few times with a belt, then sat back on the chair and enjoyed the warm winter sun.
When Xiaoxiao saw this, she immediately cuddled up in Qi Shiyun's arms: "Mom, hurry up, carry me over, I want to ride the New Year Pig!"
As an old mother, Qi Shiyun was helpless about this, but she could only hold Xiaoxiao over with a wry smile, then put Xiaoxiao on Ling Yi's back and let her ride the New Year Pig.
As for herself, she stretched out her hands and bent to the side to catch Xiaoxiao to prevent her from falling off her back.
When Ling Guozhong and Ling Xi saw this scene, their faces were filled with happiness.
There is nothing better than a family reunion and a happy family.
While having breakfast, Ling Xi suddenly said: "After checking your mobile phone balance last night, why didn't I remember that you transferred money to Shiyun? Tell me, do you want to get away with this?"
Ling Guozhong immediately continued: "Hey, it seems to be true. After I figured out the source of your money, it seems that I didn't care about the transfer. ----Shiyun, did he transfer it to you?"
Qi Shiyun replied very embarrassedly: "Dad, I have enough money, I don't need him to transfer it to me."
"What are you talking about? Housekeeper, housekeeper, you don't care about this family, how can you do that?" Ling Guozhong said, and immediately asked Ling Yi: "Why didn't you transfer it to your wife?"
Qi Shiyun secretly complained: "That's because I am no longer his wife, so naturally he doesn't need to transfer her to me." '
But she couldn't say these words, so she could only complain in her heart.
Ling Yi explained: "It's not that I don't switch, I switched last night, but it failed."
"What's wrong, the balance in your card is not enough?" Ling Guozhong asked angrily.
The balance of hundreds of billions, if you dare to say that it is not enough, I will really kill the first-year pig to show you today.
Ling Yi: "It's not that the balance is insufficient, but the bank APP prompts that her card cannot accept large transfers. She has to go to the bank with her ID card and bank card to activate it."
"There is also this statement, are you deceiving me?" After Ling Guozhong finished speaking, he looked at Ling Xi and asked her for confirmation.
"Person-to-person transfers do have this value." Ling Xi nodded and explained.
"Haha, this is strange. I only heard that there are restrictions on transfers out, but I didn't expect there are restrictions on transfers in. How much money can I charge depends on the bank's face?" Ling Guozhong said angrily.
Ling Xi explained with a smile: "This is also to prevent telecommunications fraud, that's why it is stipulated. Besides, this amount is very high, ordinary people cannot reach it, and it will not affect daily life."
"Very high? How high? Is it as high as three or four stories?" Ling Guozhong asked angrily.
"As far as I know, if you don't go to the counter to open a special account, each person can receive up to five million per day. Any more, and the bank will terminate the transaction." Ling Xi explained.
"Five million?!" Ling Guozhong's eyes widened immediately, "It's not certain whether I can earn five million in my life. Doesn't this mean there is no limit?"
Ling Xi smiled and said: "So, do you think it is as high as three or four stories?"
Ling Guozhong smiled coquettishly, then realized what he was doing and asked Ling Yi, "How much are you planning to transfer? Five million is not enough?"
Qi Shiyun was stunned when she heard the limit.
When she uses mobile banking, she will see the above prompt when transferring money. CCB can only transfer a maximum of 500,000 per day, and other banks can only transfer 200,000.
Therefore, within the scope of her understanding, she felt that Ling Yi could transfer up to 500,000 yuan to her, which would be enough. But he never expected that even the five million quota was not enough for Ling Yi to transfer!
So how much does he want to transfer?
"I have a total of more than 10.3 billion in my card. I will keep a small amount for myself for emergencies, and I plan to transfer the rest to her."
